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    From StingRay@1200:1/1 to ALL on Sunday, October 04, 2026 14:00:54

    What did the banana say on Monday?
    "This day isn't a-peel-ing."

    Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
    They took a day off.

    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it.

    Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek?
    Because they're always spotted.

    What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener.
    --- ANetBBS
    * Origin: ANetBBS - A Modern BBS System (1200:1/1)
  • From Mickey@1200:1/11 to StingRay on Monday, October 05, 2026 00:15:55

    On 04 Oct 2026, StingRay said the following...

    What did the banana say on Monday?
    "This day isn't a-peel-ing."
    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it.

    I'll have to remember these next time I'm at the bar with the guys. :-)

    =|=
    ==|== Mick Manning
    ===|=== Mick's Remote Hangout
    ====|==== http://centralontarioremote.net (telnet or html)

    ... That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature
    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2024/05/29 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: AnotherNET - The Bad Poetry BBS (1200:1/11)
  • From StingRay@1200:1/1 to Mickey on Monday, October 05, 2026 13:36:41




    On 04 Oct 2026, StingRay said the following...

    What did the banana say on Monday?
    "This day isn't a-peel-ing."
    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it.

    I'll have to remember these next time I'm at the bar with the guys. :-)

    =|=
    ==|== Mick Manning
    ===|=== Mick's Remote Hangout
    ====|==== http://centralontarioremote.net (telnet or html)

    ... That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature


    LOL =:-)



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    I used to have a handle on life, then it broke off.
    --- ANetBBS
    * Origin: ANetBBS - A Modern BBS System (1200:1/1)