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Todays Classic Ad
From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, June 08, 2026 10:52:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 8, 2026.
This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.
On this day...
Dear lover boy,
Your photo came
But your doggone beard
Won't fit
The frame
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, June 09, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 9, 2026.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.
On this day...
This will never
Come to pass
A back-seat
Driver
Out of gas
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, June 10, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 10, 2026.
This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.
On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, June 12, 2026 11:39:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 12, 2026.
This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.
On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home, by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, June 13, 2026 14:09:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 13, 2026.
This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.
On this day...
If our road signs
Catch your eye
Smile
But don't forget
To buy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, June 14, 2026 12:51:26
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 14, 2026.
This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, June 15, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 15, 2026.
This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, June 16, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 16, 2026.
This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, June 17, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 17, 2026.
This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.
On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, June 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 18, 2026.
This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.
On this day...
In cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, June 19, 2026 16:15:18
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 19, 2026.
This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little Violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, June 20, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 20, 2026.
This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, June 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 21, 2026.
This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, June 22, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 22, 2026.
This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.
On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 13:07:06
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 23, 2026.
This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.
On this day...
If you want
A hearty squeeze
Get our
Female
Anti-freeze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, June 24, 2026 08:55:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 24, 2026.
This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, June 26, 2026 08:13:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 26, 2026.
This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, June 27, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 27, 2026.
This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.
On this day...
Golfers!
If fewer strokes
Are what you crave
You're out of the rough
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 23:47:26
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 15, 2026.
This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.
On this day...
Car in ditch
Driver in tree
Moon was full
And so
Was he
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 16, 2026.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.
On this day...
As you drive
Play this game
Construct
A jingle
With this name
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, July 17, 2026 08:16:22
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 17, 2026.
This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.
On this day...
If a gift
You must choose
Give him
One that
He can use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 18, 2026.
This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, July 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 19, 2026.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.
On this day...
Altho
We've sold
Six million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, July 20, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 20, 2026.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.
On this day...
Join
Our happy
Brushless throng
Six million users
Can't be wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, July 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 21, 2026.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.
On this day...
We know
How much
You love that gal
But use both hands
For driving, pal
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, July 22, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 22, 2026.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, July 23, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 23, 2026.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.
On this day...
Sleep in a chair
Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, July 24, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 24, 2026.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.
On this day...
You can beat
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, July 25, 2026 08:00:26
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 25, 2026.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.
On this day...
If these
Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, July 26, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 26, 2026.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.
On this day...
No man can really
Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, July 27, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 27, 2026.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.
On this day...
Big mistake
Many make
Rely on horn
Instead of
Brake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, July 29, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 29, 2026.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.
On this day...
Traveling men
Know ease
And speed
Their shaving kits
Hold what they need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 30, 2026.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Like unseen barter
Often make one
Sad
But smarter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, July 31, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 31, 2026.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, August 01, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 1, 2026.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.
On this day...
If you
Don't know
Whose signs
These are
You can't have
Driven very far
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, August 02, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 2, 2026.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.
On this day...
There's no whisker
It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, August 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 3, 2026.
This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.
On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, August 06, 2026 12:41:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 6, 2026.
This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.
On this day...
Grandpa's
Out with
Junior's date
Old technique
With brand new bait
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, August 07, 2026 12:38:07
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 7, 2026.
This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.
On this day...
No soggy brushes
In your grip
You've always
Got a
Finger tip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.
On this day...
Man passes
Dog house
Dog sees chin
Dog gets out
Man gets in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.
On this day...
Prices rising
O'er the nation
Here is one
That missed
Inflation
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, August 11, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 11, 2026.
This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.
On this day...
Stores are full
Of shaving aids
But all you need
Is this
And blades
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, August 25, 2026 09:12:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 25, 2026.
This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.
On this day...
At intersections
Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But it's
Hard to play
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, August 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 26, 2026.
This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.
On this day...
Life is sweet
But oh how bitter!
To love a gal
And then
Not git 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, August 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 16, 2026.
This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.
On this day...
Gets each
Whisker
At the base
No ingrown hair
On neck or face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, August 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 17, 2026.
This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.
On this day...
When junior takes
Your ties
And car
It's time to buy
An extra jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, August 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 18, 2026.
This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.
On this day...
When better
Shaving brushes
Are made
We'll still shave
Without their aid
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, August 19, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 19, 2026.
This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.
On this day...
Remember this
If you'd
Be spared
Trains don't whistle
Because they're scared
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, August 20, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 20, 2026.
This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.
On this day...
College boys!
Your courage muster
Shave off
That fuzzy
Cookie duster
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, August 12, 2026 00:28:56
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 12, 2026.
This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.
On this day...
Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, August 13, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 13, 2026.
This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.
On this day...
Rhyme and reason
Every season
You've read
The rhyme
Now try the reason
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, August 14, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 14, 2026.
This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.
On this day...
When Peter Piper
Pickle picker
Kissed his gal
His beard
Would prick 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, August 15, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 15, 2026.
This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.
On this day...
Trains don't wander
All over the map
For no one
Sits on
The engineer's lap
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, August 27, 2026 09:59:24
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 27, 2026.
This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.
On this day...
Wild
Dashes
From by-ways
Cause crashes
On highways
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, August 28, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 28, 2026.
This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.
On this day...
Broken romance
Stated fully
She went wild
When he
Went wooly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, August 29, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 29, 2026.
This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.
On this day...
Pa likes the cream
Ma likes the jar
Both like
The price
So there you are
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, August 30, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 30, 2026.
This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.
On this day...
Brother speeders
Let's
Rehearse
All together
"Good morning, Nurse!"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, August 31, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 31, 2026.
This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.
On this day...
Approached
A crossing
Without looking
Who will eat
His widow's cooking?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, September 01, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 1, 2026.
This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.
On this day...
Road
Was slippery
Curve was sharp
White robe, halo
Wings and harp
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, September 03, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 3, 2026.
This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.
On this day...
The more
You shave
The brushless way
The more you'll be
Inclined to say--
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, September 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 4, 2026.
This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.
On this day...
Highways are
No place
To sleep
Stop your car
To count your sheep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, September 05, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 5, 2026.
This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.
On this day...
The minutes
Some folks
Save through speed
They never even
Live to need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, September 06, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 6, 2026.
This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.
On this day...
At school zones
Heed instructions!
Protect
our little
Tax deductions
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, September 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 7, 2026.
This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.
On this day...
The midnight ride
Of Paul
For beer
Led to a
Warmer hemisphere
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, September 09, 2026 13:32:04
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 9, 2026.
This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.
On this day...
I've read
These signs
Since just a kid
Now that I shave
I'm glad I did
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, September 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 10, 2026.
This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.
On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, September 11, 2026 15:45:19
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 11, 2026.
This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.
On this day...
Wild men pulled
Their whiskers out
That's what made
Them wild
No doubt--
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, September 12, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 12, 2026.
This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.
On this day...
Little Bo-Peep
Has lost her Jeep
It struck
A truck
When she went to sleep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, September 13, 2026 08:37:30
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 13, 2026.
This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.
On this day...
A man
A miss
A car--a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, September 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 14, 2026.
This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.
On this day...
Whiskers
Easy come,
You know
Why not make them
Easy go?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 16, 2026.
This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.
On this day...
Headline news
For face
And chin
Now improved
With lanolin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, September 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 17, 2026.
This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.
On this day...
His face
Was loved
By just his mother
He Burma-Shaved
And now--
Oh, brother
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, September 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 18, 2026.
This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.
On this day...
His beard
Was long
And strong and tough
He lost his
Chicken in the rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, September 19, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 19, 2026.
This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.
On this day...
Just this once
And just for fun
We'll let you
Finish
What we've begun
? ? ?
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, September 20, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 20, 2026.
This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.
On this day...
With television
On the set
Stars are
Running out
To get
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, September 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 21, 2026.
This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.
On this day...
With A sleek cheek
Pressed to hers
Jeepers! Creepers!
How she purrs
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)