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    Jim Morrison: Space Ranger

    by T.Rev hin9@midway.uchicago.edu

    Part 1

    The shooting had stopped. The jungle quiet was disturbed only by
    the sound of huge mosquitos flying through the humid summer air. A
    full moon gave Morrison's face a ghastly pall as he reloaded his
    Tarantula 9000. The Tarantula was a fine weapon, a .50 caliber
    recoilless machine pistol of a type that would not be mass-produced
    for another twenty years.
    Damn. If only the Viet Cong patrol hadn't shown half an hour
    early. Damn. If only he hadn't gotten separated from his squad
    during the firefight. Damn. If only anything in the last eighteen
    hours hadn't happened. Damn.
    Morrison tried to clear his mind by concentrating on the gun. It
    was a prototype, a weapon he had rescued from the laboratories of a
    dead Ceylonese weaponsmith, and he hadn't been taking proper care of
    it. Now, the loading mechanism was jammed, and he didn't have the
    tools to repair it. He tried to improvise using his pocketknife,
    the one he'd picked up during the Doors' last tour, years before,
    but his hands were shaking so badly from malaria and hunger that he
    couldn't make any progress.
    He worked long into the night, slapping at the mosquitos that
    descended in clouds to drink the blood from his exposed arms and
    chest. He didn't notice the change in the moonlight as it drifted
    from silvery-white to blood-red, until the sound of inhuman voices
    nearby caught his attention.
    Even after decades of war, or perhaps because of them, there were
    things in Southeast Asia that men like Morrison were not meant to
    know. Morrison saw the moon, and knew he was in trouble.
    He sheathed the broken weapon and rose shakily to his feet. The
    voices were louder now. He turned and broke into a trot, trying to
    ignore the sick aching in his body. No use. After a few steps, he
    faltered, tripped, and fell. He rolled, trying to rise to his feet-
    -and he saw them. Black as tar, dripping wet, they were half the
    height of a man and twice as wide, and they were roaring like angry
    dogs, jaws opened wide and dripping foam. The first one grabbed him
    and tossed him into the air like a rag doll. He flew against a tree
    and felt his spine snap. The last thing he heard was gunfire.

    "What the hell were those things?"
    "No idea. Not important. Morrison is here, like the boss said."
    "Is he alive?"
    "Does it matter? Get him in the chamber and let's get back to
    base."

    Jim Morrison was dreaming. He dreamed that he was back on tour
    with the Doors, dropping acid, getting in trouble with the police.
    But, for all the sweetness and light normalcy, something was
    terribly wrong. Maybe it was the fact that all the police had blank
    silver panels where their faces should have been. Maybe it was the
    fact that Robbie Krieger kept changing color, like a badly tuned
    color TV. Maybe it was that the drugs he took the most were ones
    he'd never heard of. Something was wrong.

    Jim Morrison sat up in bed with a start, his body drenched in
    sweat and shivering uncontrollably. He felt terribly, violently
    ill. His bones ached as if there were sand in the joints. Every
    move of his eyes shot red lances of pain into the back of his skull.
    His gut twisted with intense nausea. Through the tears welling up
    in his eyes, he hazily saw a pipe and a lighter next to his bed.
    What the hell. Maybe there's something left in the pipe. With
    violently shaking hands, he took the smoking equipment from the
    nightstand and lit up the pipe.
    One puff and his agony dwindled to a vague uneasiness behind his
    temples. The second brought with it a sublime joy that had nothing
    to do with physical pleasure, as if Jim had touched the mind of God.
    "Shit! What's in that stuff?" he gasped, hastily replacing the
    pipe on the nightstand. As his vision cleared, he gave the room he
    was in a brief inspection. Aside from the bed and the nightstand,
    there was little in the rather cramped room. On the wall in front
    of him was a television screen, and to either side of him were large
    panels, doors perhaps. A low hum resonated through the room, and
    Morrison guessed that he might be on a ship or airplane.
    Morrison went through the mental stabilizing exercises he had
    learned during his visit to Tibet.
    Who was he?
    Jim Morrison.
    What was he?
    Once a poet, a philosopher, and a musician; now just a
    landless mercenary.
    Where was he?
    Not enough information; file away for the moment.
    When was he?
    The summer of 1974, he assumed; again, not enough
    information.
    What was the last thing he remembered?
    Dying.

    Jim got out of bed, his pain quite gone. What was in that pipe?
    He took stock of himself in the reflective surface of the television
    screen. He noticed the faint scars that ran from his temples back
    past his hairline, and the small metal plate behind his
    right ear. What happened to me?
    One of the panels slid silently open, and in the doorway stood
    Jimi Hendrix.
    Morrison should have been stunned. Instead, he only felt a vague
    echo of surprise. "Jimi!" exclaimed Morrison. "I thought..."
    "...I was dead? I could accuse you of the same thing, man. But,
    like," Jimi said, spreading his arms and smiling, "the simple fact
    is that I'm alive as you are." His smile seemed genuine, but there
    was something subtly wrong with the way he walked, something that
    didn't fit with friendly old Jimi. He walked like a jungle cat now,
    Morrison realized. Not knowing what to do with the insight,
    Morrison responded with a question.
    "How much is that?"
    "Uh, good question, man. Listen, I know you must have a lot of
    questions, but I'm not, like, the person to ask. The reason I came
    up here is to invite you to a jam session."
    Morrison was taken aback. "But, uh..."
    "Hey, calm down. You're safe right now, dig? Hold on a
    minute..." Jimi walked over to the TV screen. "Just like I
    thought, somebody left this turned off. The computer will explain everything," said Jimi as he touched a button. "I gotta run.
    Later." Jimi left the room.
    "Computer?"
    "Hi there!" said an unnaturally perky voice from the TV, as an
    abstract pattern flickered to life on the screen.
    "What the hell is going on?"
    "Oh, that's simple. You're on a spaceship."
    "A spaceship." Sure. Why not?
    "Yup! A spaceship. You're on tour, okay, on tour, with you and
    Jimi and Keith and everyone else!"
    "On tour."
    "Yeah!" continued the computer breathlessly. "And, um, also you
    gotta do some...special...things. For Bob."
    "Bob. Check."
    "Bob's the guy who owns this ship and he's the guy who saved you
    and Jimi and everyone else. So, that's the short version. Can you
    dig it, Jim?"
    "I guess."
    "Great! You have a gig tonight and you gotta come down and
    learn the set they're doing. Just follow the big blue dot!" On
    cue, a glowing electric blue sphere appeared, floating at waist
    level by the door.
    "Yeah. Sure."
    As he left, the lights in the ceiling went out, and the only
    illumination was provided by the eerie green glow of the pipe.

    Jim Morrison woke from a dream of formless shapes and impossible geometries. Blinking and squinting, he focused on the thing that
    had awakened him--a strobelike pulsing from the video unit that
    knifed through the darkness of the room. As he sat up in bed, the
    pulsing stopped, and was replaced by a message:
    GOOD MORNING MR. MORRISON. YOUR ATTENDANCE IS REQUESTED AT A
    MISSION BRIEFING. PLEASE PREPARE YOURSELF AND WHEN YOU ARE READY
    PLEASE FOLLOW THE BIG BLUE DOT.
    Morrison stared at it contemptuously.
    AS IF YOU CARED, THERE WILL BE COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS AT THE
    BRIEFING. HAVE A NICE DAY.
    "Fuck off," Morrison said cheerily. Actually, he was feeling
    almost unnaturally good, considering how long he'd jammed with Jimi
    and the boys and how long they'd been drinking afterward. Just the
    faintest headache. It wouldn't do, however, to be polite to a
    computer.
    He got out of bed, stretched, and jumped into the shower.
    Several minutes later he was dressed and ready to leave the room.
    As he walked through the doorway, the blue light floated away from
    him, as if it was supposed to lead him somewhere. Shrugging his
    shoulders, he followed. It led him down several hallways, where he
    passed several men and women. The only one he recognized was Janis
    Joplin, but she didn't seem to recognize him, so he walked on. The
    light led him into an elevator that also seemed to know where to go,
    back out, and finally into a small auditorium.
    Jimi Hendrix was already there, in the front row, sitting next to
    a table on which strange guns and less identifiable objects were
    placed. Keith Moon was standing near the back, admiring a painting
    on the wall. Hendrix motioned Morrison over.
    "Hey, man," said Hendrix. "Sit and learn."
    "From what?" asked Morrison.
    "From that," Hendrix said, pointing at a large screen set into
    the front wall. The screen was dark.
    "It's dark, Jimi."
    "Yeah, uh, watch."
    Morrison squinted. "Is this one of those Zen questions?"
    Hendrix pondered the question. "No, uh, watch."
    Before Morrison could respond, the screen flickered to life. A
    face dominated the screen. The face was of a distinguished-looking
    man, blandly middle American, grinning, smoking a pipe. It was
    obviously a puppet of some sort. The lips moved. The voice was
    full and rich and tinged with arrogance, but had an artificial
    quality.
    Hendrix waved at the screen. "Hi Bob!"
    "Hi there. I'm sure you're wondering what I'd like you to do."
    "Yeah, like, tell us and we'll get with it, you know?" drawled
    Hendrix.
    Morrison quickly glanced over his shoulder to see what Moon was
    doing. Moon flashed him a tight-lipped smile and Morrison stared
    back at the screen.
    "Well, okay, I need you to get a rather special artificial
    intelligence from a research station on Sirius. Your cover, as
    usual, will be as the New Jimi Hendrix Experience."
    "Right, Bob." Moon approached the front of the auditorium.
    "Tell us where it is, I'll get us in, Jim and Jimi will take care of
    the guards. What else do we need?"
    "You're going to need an Archetype." The capital letter was
    audible.
    Moon hissed. "No, not Jerry! Damn you, Bob, too many people die
    when Cornelius is involved. Can't we do this without him?"
    "Without Jerry Cornelius, we'll never get it. We need him.
    That's the truth."
    "I'm pleased to hear it." Jerry's voice was sardonic as he
    entered the room rather theatrically and closed the door behind him.
    Jim Morrison looked him over. He was very tall, and that pale
    face, framed by the hair, resembled Morrison's own. His black eyes
    did not seem at all kindly.
    Jerry strolled toward the front of the auditorium. "This is
    heavenly. What a smashing way to finish. Or begin."
    Morrison's headache worsened.
    Hendrix searched through the pile of weapons and equipment on the
    table. He handed a small machine pistol and a battered plastic case
    with inscriptions in Japanese and English to Moon, and a chrome dart
    gun and a neatly folded black car coat to Jerry. For himself, he
    took a modified gauss rifle. Its complicated sighting mechanism was
    connected by a tangle of fiberoptic lines to a pair of silvered
    goggles that he hung around his neck. To Morrison, he handed a fragile-looking crystal and chrome gun, about the size of an AK-47.
    "What's this?" Morrison asked sullenly.
    "'Sa gun, luv," said Jerry. Morrison ignored him, stared at
    Hendrix.
    "What's this?" he repeated.
    "That's the best weapon we got on the ship, man. That's a
    Slampire V pulser. Use that on someone, you'll burn a hole in them,
    and they'll get the worst case of, like, bad karma you ever seen."
    Morrison hefted it. "What do I do with it?"
    Hendrix smiled happily. "Blow up the bad guys. Handles like an
    Uzi."
    Morrison thought a moment. Sure. He'd been a mercenary before.
    This Bob, whoever he was, saved Morrison's life. Why not? "What
    bad guys?"
    "Whoever Bob tells us to blow up."
    "Moral absolutism!" clucked Jerry. "Oh, dear. What will I ever
    do with you, Mr Hendrix?"
    "Hey, Bob? We got a trank for Oscar Wilde here?" asked Moon,
    gesturing toward Jerry.
    Bob ignored him. "So, gentlemen, and Jerry," he continued, "the
    full details of your mission can be found in the dossiers the
    computer is about to print out for you. You have one week to plan
    and prepare. Goodbye."
    And the screen went dead.

    --end of part 1--


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    DragonCon '93 SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S ISSUE

    One of the biggest attractions of this year's con is Bob Camp and Bill Wray, current producers of the Ren & Stimpy show. Yet, this may turn out to be one of the most controversial of all of the events. I'm sure that by now, everyone is aware of the sleazy, underhanded way that Nickelodeon has handled the whole affair. For one of the best accounts of this, see the recent Wild Cartoon Kingdom magazine, or ask Chris Gore yourself. The whole point is: why wait until now to begin promoting R&S? The general concensus on the streets is going straight downhill; even the best opinion is that the show "has definitely lost its edge." LOTS of people, who once faithfully watched re-run after re-run, now no longer bother to watch the new episodes. The hundreds of campus R&S clubs which instantly sprang up have since disbanded, and the show that once gained instant cult status now appears headed to the living-death nether- world of bland corporate cartoons.

    As for Bob Camp, there are some who would brand him a traitor, or worse, for aiding and abetting the coporate goons who wrecked the most inspired cartoon
    in recent memory. On the other hand, I can certainly understand the need to pay the rent, as well as advance in one's career. And I can also understand -and admire- the desire to keep a good thing going, by whatever means. If anything, perhaps the only thing that Camp should be blamed for is bad judgement; the venom should be reserved for the real villains: Nickelodeon. True Ren & Stimpy fans have been betrayed. What made the show great was John Kricfalusi and Spumco as a whole; take it apart and you lose the show. Like article said, R&S without John K. is like wanting to see The Little Tramp, but without Charlie Chaplin. Despite a valiant effort by Camp, the show is slowly disintegrating. THE MORAL: This is PRECISELY the end result to be expected when the corporate censors are in charge of dictating stories.


    Nickelodeon Corporate Censor-Approved R&S Script
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    "Porch Pals"

    [The scene opens with Ren and Stimpy in rocking chairs on a porch...]

    Stimpy: "Lemonade?"
    Ren: "Please."
    Stimpy: "I made it just for you."
    Ren: "You are my best friend." [Drinks.] "Mmmm... This really
    hits the spot."
    Stimpy: "Mm, doesn't it though?"
    Ren: "You make really good lemonade, Steempy."
    Stimpy: "Ha, ha, ha. Thank you, Ren."

    *End of cartoon. Everybody watching turns off the tv and goes outside
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    *** Savage Henry #27 - Henry is captured by a rich music collector who traps him in a "zoo" for space musicians along with Klaus Schulze, the German composer. They escape, and get the perfect revenge on the audiophile.
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    **** Dork #1 - Collection of great, miscellanous cartoons by Evan Dorkin, including The Murder Family, Fisher-Price Theatre (great!), Milk and Cheese Slave Labor Graphics, 983 S Bacom Ave. 95128

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    MR. AND MRS. P. H.
    ==================
    by James "Kibo" Parry

    "I'm melting! I'm melting!" screamed Mr. Potato Head right after the first blast. The mushroom cloud was already looming orange on the
    horizon as Mrs. P. H. threw a bucket of water on him. It was too late.
    His body had distorted and his facial features were fused to the brown
    mass. His arms were white puddles on the floor. He sobbed into his
    beloved wife's plastic '60s hairdo.
    "None of the kids will love me now! I'm all El Greco-esque! Worse, I'm Dalified! I'm gross, I'm hideous!"
    "Honey, don't think of it that way. Look at the bright side. Now you glow in the dark!"
    He tried to put on a happy face, but the frown was welded to his skin. "Why, gosh, you're right! I suppose I just might be even more appealing
    to children of all ages now! Thank you, dear--that made me feel swell!
    But--uh oh!"
    "What is it, snookums?"
    "My big blue sneakerfeet are permanently fused to our avocado-green linoleum! How will the kidlets play with me if I can't leave home?"
    "Gee, sweetheart, I don't know. Maybe I could borrow a plastic knife from the Play-Doh Fun Factory next door and amputate."
    "Wow! That would be super of you, dear!"
    She ran off to get the precision instrument, returning in a few seconds. Mr. P. H. could hardly wait.
    "What was it like outside, snuggles? Was the Earth all devastated and icky?"
    "I'm afraid so, dear. It looks like our army lost the nuclear war--G.I. Joe, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Transformers, even
    Bazooka Joe seem to have been reduced to pools of glowing slag."
    Mr. P. H. burst into tears. She began to saw off his feet.
    Outside, the real potatoes opened their eyes.

    (THE END)


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    Jim Morrison: Space Ranger part 2

    by T. Rev <hin9@midway.uchicago.edu>


    At 0300 they were going to hit the domes.
    At 3100 they hit the stage. They hit it late. Very late. A
    thirty-two hour day will do that to you.
    Cornelius came out first. He strapped on the six-string bass
    with a contemptuous flourish and laid down a blues riff he'd
    originally written for `You can't do that', twelve years ago and
    half the Milky Way away.
    Moon walked out then, picked up the rhythm, pushing it forward
    with a stuttering, impatient point-counterpoint on snare and
    cymbals.
    Hendrix came in on guitar, which was strange, for no one had seen
    him take the stage; they expected some dramatic entrance, perhaps.
    But Hendrix had given that up. All he wanted to do was play, and
    play well.
    But the music was not alive until Morrison went to the
    microphone, and then it was as if he had filled the club with dark
    radiance, his eyes burning with a controlled madness.
    A sideways glance, a feral sneer, a wave of his hand, and the
    others took his energy and carried it along. Meanwhile, Morrison
    cradled the microphone like a lover, his eyes heavy-lidded, his body
    swaying gently. He began to speak:
    "Green eyed lady
    Taste of copper
    Crawl on the sand
    Shed our skin..."
    A burst of enthusiastic chattering splashed from the audience.
    Something about the local life form had given the words an
    unexpected significance. Morrison looked up, curious; he realized
    what had happened, smiled, and sang again. Words blended into
    music, music into passion, passion into madness, and Morrison led
    the savage parade.
    They performed old Doors songs; old Hendrix, Dylan, and Deep Fix;
    and finally an extended blues Jam, with Morrison's improvised lyrics
    a Dionysian centerpiece. The audience howled and rocked and slapped
    their limbs against their backs. They hadn't had this much fun
    since Bonham, Rhoads and Scott had visited their outpost.
    And then, it was over. The lights went up, the curtain fell, and
    the magic fled. Hoots of approval came from the packed club, and
    Morrison walked, dreamily, toward the curtain and the audience
    beyond, until Moon grasped him firmly by the shoulder.
    "Jim," he said gently, "we have work to do."
    Morrison looked at Moon, stunned--then doubled up and vomited
    violently onto the stage.
    At 0330 they hit the domes. They hit them late.

    Moon peered over the edge of the dune towards the domes. He
    paused a few times to transfer information from the nightscope to
    his computer deck. The others sat in the darkness with their backs
    to the dune, gripping their weapons.
    Morrison stared at his rifle, turning it this way and that in the moonlight, watching the light filter through the crystal. Once
    again, he was caught up in something he didn't understand. Was he responsible? He had been around the world, he had killed men, all
    in trying to understand what that word meant. Now he was here, on
    another world, ready to kill again, and he still didn't know. It
    wasn't right action he was concerned with, but whether action was
    right at all. He had had a long discussion with a holy man in Tibet
    on that count. The man taught him a few interesting card tricks,
    but they never had come to any real conclusions. A few weeks after
    Morrison left Tibet, he heard that the Chinese had had the old man
    shot for 'subversive activities'. Morrison found the incident an
    interesting counterpoint to the romanticism he was sometimes prone
    to. Art did not, apparently, cover such things.
    Defining the problem seemed as difficult as solving it; he
    couldn't even prove to himself that it needed solving. He hated
    the idea of following orders, though. So what was he doing here?
    Why was he taking orders from this Bob person?
    Maybe it was just something to do, to keep from getting lost in
    his own mind. He'd done that for a few months, rotting from the
    inside in a bathtub in Paris. That was why he'd faked his death,
    and become a soldier. There was no time to contemplate suicide in
    the face of murder. But that was fading, and he found himself
    facing the familiar horrors once more. As above, so below.
    "I've got the final projections," said Moon. "Let's move."

    Snapshots from Hell:
    Frame 1:
    A man wearing a black uniform, white piping, silhouetted against
    the night, chest slightly distorted by a crystal-slivered spray of
    yellow light where the bullets are hitting his force-screen.
    Slightly puzzled expression.
    Frame 2: The guard's chest explodes inward in an oily black
    shower. Expression unchanged.

    Hendrix ran from the back gate across the brightly lit courtyard
    toward a small black building. Stopping in its shadow for a moment,
    he scanned the area quickly, then motioned toward Morrison and Moon.
    From the other end of the compound came the boom of Cornelius's
    shaped charges and the crackle of gunfire. The security would be
    occupied for at least a few minutes. Moon dashed across the
    courtyard, terminal case clutched tightly under one arm; Morrison
    covered him, then ran across himself.
    "Hey, Moonboy," panted Hendrix. "What are these crazy humans
    doing on this planet, anyway? They're not the home-grown four-armed
    music lovers we just left."
    Moon glanced at him with a tight smile. "Where else would
    CabalCo put a research project like this? This is a backwards
    planet. No electronics more sophisticated than the Marshall amp.
    Offworld spies would give themselves away. Easy to maintain
    security. Why do you think we're taking a goddamned computer
    program by force?"
    There was a rumble of thunder above the gunfire. A wall of rain
    swept over the compound, the patter undercutting the crackle of
    bullets.
    "Good. More distractions," said Hendrix. He cut from the cover
    of the building deeper into the compound. Moon and Morrison
    followed.
    "This is the building," announced Moon. "Getting in shouldn't be
    a problem." He pulled out a small metal drill and started removing
    a plate in the wall. "Getting to our objective may be. I don't
    actually know where the computers are. I'll know when I see them."
    He removed the panel, exposing an anonymous jumble of cables and
    fibers. He opened up the terminal case and pulled out some oblong
    pieces of wire mesh attached to red metal lines. He attached one
    with gold alligator clips to a grayish box tucked behind the tangle,
    and the other to a similar black box.
    "Watch the door," he said.

    Three low musical tones and the doors slid apart, the whisper
    drowned out by the sounds of rainfall and gunplay. Another second
    and they were through the door, Morrison, Hendrix, and Moon, and it
    shut behind them, leaving them in a darkened corridor. The noise
    outside was muffled here, competing with the efficient hum of hidden
    cooling units.
    Hendrix stepped away from the doorway into the open, pivoting
    smoothly and quickly in a full circle before stopping in the center
    of the floor. Dim blue light from the fiberoptic lines at his
    temples traced jittering lines on the walls.
    He gave a quick, sharp nod toward one end of the hall, and dashed
    to the first junction. Moon followed. Morrison, rear guard, took
    Hendrix's position in the hall near the door, until Hendrix had
    moved again. They continued in this way for fifteen minutes--run- stop-look-run--down halls and stairs and tunnels, until they stood
    outside a thick door.
    Moon nodded, produced a dull-gray sphere with two prongs covered
    in red plastic. He pulled off the plastic sleeves and pressed the
    prongs near the electronic lock. The door opened inward with a hum.
    "Seems they discovered solid state before the wheel," he
    remarked.
    Beyond the door lay a huge room, lit with a rich, diffuse golden
    glow. Glittering banks of lights lay at the edges of the room.
    Moon smirked.
    "Contact."
    As Moon boldly entered the room, though, the light changed, going
    from gold to silver, then fading almost to nothing. Then Hendrix
    spoke.
    "Hey, uh..." Hendrix looked confused. "What the hell am I
    doing here?" he suddenly shouted, tearing the lines from his
    forehead and throwing them and the rifle into a corner. "See you
    later, man." And he stalked away into the dark.
    "Jimi!" shouted Morrison in shock. He turned back to Moon.
    "What..." Then Morrison saw the disappointed but unsurprised look
    in Moon's eyes.
    "He has a point, you know," said Moon with a sigh. "None of this
    makes any sense." And with a shrug, Moon exploded upwards in a
    spray of light.
    Morrison's hand flew reflexively to his eyes as Moon's image
    burned into his retinas. Blinded, in shock, Morrison sank to his
    knees, then sat heavily on the concrete floor, blinking. But his
    training asserted itself, even though he hadn't practiced the mental
    exercises since Tibet, and his mind cleared before his vision did.
    "Goddamn sonofaFUCK A PIG!" Not the incantation for banishing
    spirits of fear, but good enough to focus his ki. He rolled to the
    closest spot of cover--a box near the door which was slightly bigger
    than he was. Then, his vision returned, he surveyed the room again.
    The lights at the other side of the room were gone, as was the
    unearthly glow. In fact, the room resembled nothing more than a
    run-down warehouse.
    He looked back through the door. Beyond lay a rain-slick street,
    a Seven-Eleven sign cutting through the gloom.
    He was in a run-down warehouse.
    He stood, stiffly bringing himself to his full height. He walked
    across the street and entered the store. In the garish florescent
    light, the slurpee machine, the cheap beer, the cans of Dinty Moore
    stew all seemed far more real than the ordeal he'd just been
    through. He picked up a newspaper. THE PHILADELPHIA ENQUIRER.
    JULY 19, 1987. It wasn't over, then. To Morrison, it was late
    1974. And Philadelphia wasn't a city he cared to be in. Out in the
    street, five cop cars came screaming by. Morrison counted. None of
    them stopped.
    He paid for the newspaper, and left the store. With only the
    vaguest of plans, he walked around the warehouse, surveying it,
    hoping to find Jimi, or some clue about what had just happened. It
    began to rain again. Morrison didn't notice.

    On the other side of the warehouse, he found Jerry Cornelius. He
    was sprawled crazily in the alleyway, half his face blown off.
    Rainwater was collecting in the hollow around the other eye, running
    down the side of his face like tears.
    Morrison was surprised at the depth of his sorrow for the dead
    man. In his own way, Jerry was just looking for a good time.
    Morrison had been like that, once. Or maybe not. Maybe Jerry had
    been trying to get killed all along. Then he and Morrison had that
    in common, instead.
    Morrison looked up, and for the first time noticed the rain. He
    needed someplace to go. He checked his pockets. The knife he'd
    picked up during the Doors's last tour. Some fake ID, that was ten
    years out of date, and said he was a combat medic for the US 10th
    Army. Keys to his apartment in Paris. He thought about his wife.
    Would she recognize him? Would she speak to him if she did? With a
    jerk, he pulled himself back to the present. One gun, which looked
    like a piece of avant-garde sculpture--and might be. He'd never
    fired it. He didn't know if it could be fired. No money.
    He looked down at Cornelius. "Sorry, Jerry." He squatted down
    and started searching through Jerry's clothes. He found ten gold
    coins sewn in the lining of Jerry's car coat. His wallet contained
    ten thousand British pounds, a bit less in US dollars. In an ankle
    holster, an air pistol. Under his shirt, half a kilogram of plastic explosive. Around his neck, a two-gram vial of cocaine.
    Morrison took the coins and the wallet. He got up to leave,
    rethought it, squatted back down, took the gun. He then walked into
    the night, in search of a hotel where he could make a few phone
    calls.

    <><><><><> TO BE CONTINUED..... <><><><><>

    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

    A Superfortress is our "Bob"!

    "And yet then did they come to him awash in the spirits, falling
    and stumbling and calling out his name. But he walked on from them
    until he came in unto Norton, and did spurt in her awhile, biding
    his time unto the return of his disciplinarians, who were of goodly
    number thereto." (Conniptions 1:23)

    NOw let me make this perfectly clear, there can be no escape. They
    have installed doors by the stairwells. All lavatories have been
    locked for your convenience. Thus, all forms must henceforth be filled
    out in triplicate. The forms used heretofore will not be used nor will
    they be accepted. The new forms are not available. You must get the
    new forms from the secretariate in charge of forms. The secretariate
    is closed until further notice. You will play by these rules or be
    thrown into a CONDITION OF DOUBT from which you can only excape by
    filling in the proper forms and having them signed by the lavatory
    captain, who is now on leave.
    All those who do not comply with these new TRs will be put on the RPF
    and declared a Surpressive person. Do not let yourself be fooled.
    Pick up the cans now or be sentenced to watch the ashes of the DEAD
    ELRON!

    Take that one, Meester Beeg!
    Quickly, Mosley, the safe!


    ****************************************************************************


    There are no such things as "things". Objects are ghostly, with no
    definite properties. A new, endogenously created regional security
    system -- aimed at regional cooperation and the nurturing of long-run
    common interests in fields of defense -- has become a must. Picture a
    football game without goals. Dying is a period of categorical
    ambiguity in which a person is still among the mundane living, but
    babbles of the past, a sign that he or she is also in the process of
    becoming one with the ancestral shades. The transition between these
    two is often referred to as the wetting--non-wetting transition. They
    can experience this loss as a break in the continuity of the life
    cycle. On the other hand, the left rotations of each gyroscope yield
    zero weight change for all frequencies of rotation and both attitudes.
    Couples also need help "in deciding when enough is enough," she said.
    Further progress means eroding.

    Angular derviatives are zero. The great clustered eyes breaking and
    remaking the spontaneous repertoire of the infant. Aesthetic practice
    toward a science of ultimates. Imitative responses title the
    enlightenment, the legacy of principal curvatures. The way of symbols.

    The two psychotherapies were selected because they were brief,
    well-defined and easily distinguished from other psychotherapies. We
    had no chamber pots in the room for the boys, but the girls had one.
    It's at this juncture that more than a few falter, wondering if they
    picked the wrong goal. A tangle of nameless limbs, whiplike
    filaments, claws, wings...

    Moustache. Imipramine. Nadzornika.


    ------doom@portia.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Brenner)

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    U P C O M I N G C O N V E N T I O N S

    [from gandalf.rutgers.edu, /sfl/cons.txt]

    July 23-25, 1993 (New Jersey)

    PHROLICON 9. Clarion Hotel, Rt. 73 at I-295, Mt. Laurel, NJ;
    (609)234-7300; rms $68, $78 with jacuzzi. GoH: Craig Shaw Gardner.
    Relaxacon featuring art show, dealer's room, filking, videos, gaming,
    more. Memb: $20 until 7/10/93, $25 after. Info: Phrolicon 9, P.O. Box
    42195, Philadelphia, PA 19101-2195.

    July 23-25, 1993 (New Jersey)

    DEXCON 2. Holiday Inn Jetport, 1000 Spring St., Elizabeth, NJ;
    (908)355-1700; rms $75. Gaming convention featuring live role-playing
    games. Memb: $28 until 7/5/93, $35 after; additional fees for live
    role-playing. Info: Dexcon, P.O. Box 3594, Grand Central Station, New
    York, NY 10163; (718)881-4575.

    July 23-25, 1993 (Wisconsin)

    CONGENIAL V. Quality Inn South, Madison WI; rms $51. GoHs: Phyllis
    Eisenstein, Fred Levy-Haskell, Steven Brust. Relaxacon. Memb: $20
    until 7/4/93, $25 after. Info: Congenial V, Box 44146, Madison WI
    53744-4146.

    July 23-25, 1993 (Canada, Ontario)

    TORONTO TREK VII. Regal Constellation Hotel, Toronto, Canada. Guests:
    George Takei, Barbara Hambly, Marina Sirtis, Julia Ecklar, more. Memb:
    C$35 until 6/30/93, C$40 after. Info: TORONTO TREK, Suite 0116, Box
    187, 65 Front Street West, Toronto, Ontario M5J 1E6 Canada; (416)699-4666.

    July 30-August 2, 1993 (Minnesota)

    MYTHCON XXIV. Minneapolis East Bank campus of the University of
    Minnesota - Twin Cities, Minneapolis, MN. GoHs: Jane Yolen, Carol
    Kendall; Keynote Speaker: Jack Zipes. Theme: Children's fantasy. Memb:
    $45 until 5/31/93, $50 after. Info: The Mythcon XXIV Committee, Attn:
    Joan Verba, Corresponding Entity, PO Box 1363, Minnetonka, MN 55345;
    (612) 292-8887 (David or Jo Ann); email: d-lene@vm1.spcs.umn.edu or
    d-lena@uminn1.bitnet or 70451.2545@compuserve.com.

    July 31-August 1, 1993 (Michigan)

    BACCHANAL 2. Lake Orion, MI. Relaxacon. Info: Bacchanal '93, Box 414,
    Lake Orion MI 48361; (313)693-5543.

    July 30-August 1, 1993 (Rhode Island)

    NECON 13. Bryant College, Smithfield RI. GoHs: Ellen Datlow, Gahan
    Wilson; AGoH: Rick Lieder; SGoH: Kathe Koja; TM: Matthew Costello; Memb:
    $160 sngl/ $142 per person dbl (includes room and meals), $35 commuters.
    Info: NECon, Box 528. E. Greenwich RI 02818; (401)823-3242.

    August 6-8, 1993 (Kentucky)

    RIVERCON XVIII. Hurstbourne Hotel & Conference Center, Louisville, KY;
    $58 sngl/dbl, $62 tpl, $65 quad. GoH: Joe Haldeman; AGoH; Vincent DiFate;
    FGoHs: Jane & Scott Dennis; TM: Bob Tucker. Memb: $20 until 7/20/93, $30
    after. Info: RiverCon XVIII, Box 58009, Louisville, KY 40268-0009.

    August 7-8, 1993 (Finland)

    FINNCON '93. Old Student House, Helsinki, Finland. GoHs: Terry Pratchett,
    Bryan Talbot. Memb: NO FEE. Info: email: veintie@cc.helsinki.fi.

    August 13-15, 1993 (Kansas)

    MACABRECON. Family Inn, Wichita, KS; rms $29.77. FGoH: Crispin Burnham.
    Relaxacon. Memb: $13. Info: Macabrecon, Box 47036, Wichita KS 67201.

    August 13-15, 1993 (Sweden)

    CONSCIENCE '93. Stockholm, Sweden. Foreign GoH: Jerry Pournelle; Other
    guests: TBA. Memb: TBA. Info: Conscience '93,c/o Segerdahl, Prastgardsgatan
    19B, S-752 30 Uppsala, Sweden; email: cons93@bugend.edvina.se.

    August 14-15, 1993 (California, Southern)

    FandCon I. Nipomo CA. SG: Melisa C. Michaels. Info: Marji Holt
    466 Concepcion Ave, Nipomo, CA 93444-9131.

    August 19-22, 1993 (California, Southern)

    SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON. San Diego Convention Center, San Diego, CA.
    Guests: Roger Zelazny, Michael Whelan, Robert Williams, Murphy Anderson,
    Jerry Scott, Rick Kirkman, Charles Vess, more. Hundreds of writers,
    artists, and others from comics, sf/fantasy, animation, films, tv; art
    show; dealer's room; gaming; masquerade; Robert A. Heinlein Blood Drive;
    filking; more. Memb: $40 (children and seniors $20) until 7/10/93, $50
    ($25 for children and seniors) after. Info: Comic-Con, P.O. Box 128458,
    San Diego, CA 92112; (619)685-8118.

    August 20-22, 1993 (Massachusetts)

    NECRONOMICON: THE CTHULHU MYTHOS CON. Sheraton Tara & Resort, Danvers
    MA; $80 sngl/dbl + $15 per additional person. GoH: Robert Bloch; AGoH:
    Gahan Wilson. Memb: $30 until 5/31/93, $40 after. Info: Necronomicon,
    Box 1320, Back Bay Annex, Boston MA 02117.

    August 20-22, 1993 (Minnesota)

    REINCONATION 3. Radisson South, Bloomington MN; rms $63. GoH: Debbie
    Notkin; guests: TBA. Memb: $18 until 7/20/93, $25 after (children $7
    until 7/20/93, $10 after). Info: Reinconation 3, P.O. Box 8297, Lake
    Street Station, Minneapolis, MN 55408.

    August 20-22, 1993 (New Mexico)

    BUBONICON 25. Howard Johnson East, Albuquerque, NM; $42 sngl/dbl.
    GoHs: Kevin J. Anderson, Robert C. Cornett; AGoH: Ann Marie Eastburn;
    TMs: Jennifer Roberson, Mark O'Green. Memb: $18 until 5/31/93, $21
    until 7/31/93, $24 after. Info: NMSF Conference, Box 37257,
    Albuquerque, NM 87176; (505)266-8905.

    August 22, 1993 (Wisconsin)

    FANTASTICON 10. Sheraton-Mayfair Hotel, Milwaukee WI. Emph: Star Trek.
    Memb: $3. Info: Fantasticon SHows, 3368 N. 51st Blvd., Milwaukee WI
    53216; (414)871-1502.

    August 28-29, 1993 (France)

    FRANCE NATIONAL CON 20. PTT Centre Culturel de la Source, Orleans,
    France. GoHs: TBA (all female). Info: France National Con 20, c/o
    Danielle Martignol, 1 rue Gabrielle-Jaillard, Bondoufle F-91070, France.

    August 29-30, 1993 (California, Northern)

    COMEX '93. Civic Auditorium, San Jose, CA. Guests: John Skipp, Craig
    Spector, other media guests. Memb: $9/day, $15/weekend, at door. Info:
    Comex, Box 20392, El Sobrante CA 94820-0392; (510)222-8663.

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    | ----- COLLINS, SHARKEY, LUIS DIAZ

    Holy Temple of Mass Consumption | SUGARDIKK (NY) & Guests

    PO Box 30904 |----------------------------------------

    Raleigh, NC 27622 | Sat July 17 cocoa beach, fl

    | (407)799-0600 Suburban Bass

    For ezine version, mail: |

    | DJs Chris Fortier, D Xtreme, John O'Neil
    Slack@ncsu.edu to get on list | Andy Hughes, DJ Three

    quartz.rutgers.edu - back | event is at marz in cocoa beach-3 miles

    issues (128.6.60.6) | S of Ron's Liquor A1A behind ABC Liquor
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    | Sunday, July 18 WASHINGTON, DC

    DJs: mickey, g-boy,rick phifer,graflin| (202) 331-4463 DAYBREAK

    ++live performance by "soundshock" |

    | FREE PARTY! July 18 9 AM - Sunset

    Winston-Salem (NC) Colliseum Annex |----------------------------------------

    11pm until 7am. This is Dry. Tix:$10 | Saturday, July 24 Gainsville, Fl. University Parkway North, Right on | (407)872-1844 *****Day One*******
    DEACON Blvd. Gate #5. |
    --------------------------------------| DJ's:CHANG,CHRIS GALLEGER,HOUSE JUNKIE, Sat July 24 South Beach, Miami | RICH ROSISAO,AK-1200,Todd Barron, (407)331-3252 Xtension | Bruce Wilcox, DEBBIE-D, GYRA, VOYD House Music against racism | SPECIAL GUEST PA: SHOCKWAVE Deckmasters: Bob Day,Jorge Acosta,Andy| open at 10:00pm JULY 24
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    Club Nu $14 at door - ID |
    245 - 22nd St. |an 18 hour gathering of epic proportions South Beach, Miami | Performing LIVE: ALTERN-8, Eon, Dag,

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    Sat August 17 Atlanta, Ga. | DJs: Bones, AdamX, Hyperactive, Wink,

    FANTAZIA PART 2 the PLEASURE ZONE | Jimmy Crash, Lee, Jethro X, Finger,
    ( 404) 662-6609 | dieselBoy, Hal X, Messiah, & MORE
    A Taste of the Flyers to Come | * 80K sq' dance floor * 3 sound stages Ticketmaster Outlets Nationwide | (202) 466-1692 (202) 296-9760

    --

    Holy Temple of Mass $ >>> slack@ncsu.edu <<< $ "My used underwear
    Consumption! $ $ is legal tender in
    PO Box 30904 $ BBS: (919) 782-3095 $ 28 countries!"
    Raleigh, NC 27622 $ Warning: I hoard pennies. $ --"Bob"


    Jerry
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