First Untied Church Kalisti
Ethics
- Copyright 1992 by Grinning Coyote

1. An it harm none, do what thou Will.

2. Be free in thought and word, except in opposition to #1.

3. Have no constrictions in life, be they clothing,
lifestyle, or state of being, as all constrictions have
adverse effects on the soul. Such things as bigotry,
tight clothing, etc. are hazardous to the soul and are
to be shunned.

4. Learn something new every day of your life without
exception, as Knowledge is the only True Path to
Nirvanna, and Ignorance is the quickest route to
oblivion.

5. Do not solicit your faith, but instead propagate "Just
Say Know". Do not, however, offer such information in
the name of F.U.C.K. unless asked, as overt solicitation
of faith is constricting to others.


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First Untied Church Kalisti
Introduction
- Copyright 1992 by Grinning Coyote

F.U.C.K. offers its Sermons as text files for download or
online viewing, and for File Request and File Echo (.TIC)
between BBSs. The magic name SERMON will always get the
latest sermon.

Sermons may be submitted by any Pope to the Mother Church
(1:314/23@FIDO or 143:602/753@GodNet) for distribution.
These Sermons may be on any topic, though they should be
tied into the Tenets and/or Ethics of F.U.C.K. or
Discordianism in general.

Sermons will be released as soon as they are reviewed by the
Avatar. Any sermon containing illegal material (credit card
numbers, etc.) will be deleted upon review, and a letter
regarding the ethics of such transmission will be sent to
the originator.

The nomenclature for the Sermon submittals shall be
S#??????.TXT (.ZIP for the archived version) with the ?s
being the Fido or GodNet Node Number whenever possible, or
first six letters of your Order Name, or some way of
identifying who sent the Sermon has come from. Hard Copy
submittals should be sent to F.U.C.K., P.O. Box 4062,
Kingman, AZ 86402.


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First Untied Church Kalisti
Organization
- Copyright 1992 by Grinning Coyote

The AVATAR
There shall be one Avatar of F.U.C.K. He or she is
answerable only to Eris, Coyote and other deities. The
responsibilities of the Avatar are as follows:

A. Review and release all sermons.
B. Maintain F.U.C.K. Headquarters BBS, paying all phone
bills for the Headquarters, and upgrading whenever
possible and/or necessary.
C. Keep copies of all F.U.C.K. materials in the
Download and File Request areas online and backed up
at all times.
D. Make all Church Policy.
E. Able to Appoint any position except Popes of Eris
and Kalisti, except on his or her own BBS.

1. POPES of DISCORDIA
There shall be either one or two Pope of Discordia
per BBS which is part of F.U.C.K. He and/or she is
answerable only to the Avatar regarding Church
matters, but have full and complete power over his
and/or her own BBS. The responsibilities of the
Popes of Discordia are as follows:

A. Able to submit Sermons.
B. Maintain the BBS which they are in charge of.
C. Offer F.U.C.K. materials whenever possible.
D. Make all BBS policy.
E. Able to appoint any position below them.

2. POPES of ERIS
Popes of Eris are appointed as needed in order to
help individual Popes of Discordia in the workings
of their BBSs. Responsibilities of Popes of Eris
are as follows:

A. Able to submit Sermons
B. Help the sponsoring Pope of Discordia in any way
requested.
C. Be knowledgible of F.U.C.K. materials.
D. Able to appoint Popes of Nox and below.

3. POPES of KALISTI
Popes of Kalisti are appointed under special
circumstances by Popes of Discordia. They have no
responsibilities that they may submit Sermons.
Other benefits are the sole responsibility of the
sponsoring Pope of Discordia on the individual BBS
involved.

4. POPES of NOX
Popes of Nox are appointed at any time by Popes of
Eris and above as a reward for Illumination. They
are allowed to submit Sermons, but have no other
responsibilities or benefits whatsoever.

5. PRACTITIONERS and PETITIONERS
Practitioners and Petitioners are considered members
who hold no office. The practitioner is the normal
member of F.U.C.K. Petitioners are those
Practitioners who have submitted a Sermon but have
not yet had it accepted by the Avatar. Once the
Sermon has been accepted, the Petitioner will be
notified of his or her new status as a Pope of Nox.


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First Untied Church Kalisti
Tenets
- Copyright 1992 by Grinning Coyote

1. First Untied Church Kalisti (hereafter known as
F.U.C.K.) is a Religious Organization dedicated to the
Illumination of Humanity to its highest potential. This
Illumination is given by electronic media as messages
and text files on electronic bulletin board systems
(BBSs) located around the world for that purpose. All
services are held in this manner. The mailing address
for the main organization is P.O. Box 4062, Kingman, AZ
86402. The data phone number is (602) 753-3784. The
voice message phone number is (602) 753-3615.

2. F.U.C.K. follows the supreme rules of Agnosticism
tempered by the attention of the Goddess Eris, the God
Coyote, and other deites of "Excrement Occurs", and the
recognition of the fundamental Truth of Murphy's Laws.

3. F.U.C.K. does not condone actions which are illegal or
unethical in nature. F.U.C.K. ethics are defined in the
document "First Untied Church Kalisti Ethics"
(FUCK_ETH.ZIP).

4. F.U.C.K. Organization includes one Avatar, plus at least
one Pope of Discordia per BBS. Popes of Discordia have
final say on their on BBSs, as all F.U.C.K. positions
are voluntary, including the use of any equipment,
including Computer and any other information media, and
if a volunteer leaves the Church, he or she takes their
equipment with them. F.U.C.K. is not responsible for
costs incurred by volunteers, nor will it receive
payment from them for any reason whatsoever.

5. F.U.C.K. holds education in all subjects as the Key to
Illumination and the only True Path to Nirvanna, so it
has begun a campaign to "Just Say Know", which is
considered the answer to Life, the Universe, and
Everything. We believe that the human species will rise
to a higher plane of existance when bigotry and
ignorance are extinct and freedom of the soul is
complete with no constraints.

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