Message number 3296 in "MUFONET: MUFON Member's Worldwide"
Date: 12-29-92 07:50
From: TREVOR RIDGE
To: All
Subj: Aliens attend funeral
I found this interesting piece the other day.
UFO Alien Rescues Girl Buried Alive
Kindhearted Aliens swooped down and rescued a young girl from being buried
alive just as her coffin was being lowered into the ground.
As the priest gave the final blessing over the body of Teresa Saravia 17 an
enormous UFO appeared over the gravesite in a cemetry near Barboza in the
Phillipines scattering the terrified funeral procession.
GRUSOME
Eyewitnesses say that the graft hovered over the coffin, which was suspened
in mid-air and lowered a gangplank to the ground.
Eusebio Malanipa, Teresa's Uncle and one of the pall bearers, says three
aliens descended and exmanined the casket. One of the three four-foot-tall
extraterrestrials then guided the coffin from the grave withj a device
that "looked like a remote control
from a television panel. I was so frightened that I couldn't move", he
says. "I thought they were on some kind of gruesome kidnap mission and
that we were next.
The Alien being then held the gadget over the coffin and the lid came up. I
couldn't bear the thought of them disturbing the remains of my poor little
niece.
SAVED.
"The Alien waved that gizmo again and suddenly my niece sat up. I thought I
was going to have a heart attack. She was as alive as you and me. Poor Teresa
was bewildered, here she was sitting in a coffin over her grave with three
strange looking creatures smiling at her like she was some sort of prize
catch. When she realised that she was neither dead or sleeping she let out a
wail that made those little extraterrestrials nearly jump out of their
skins. They didn't know what to make of it. Here they had saved her from
certain death and she was crying like she had lost her mother.
"Mama Mama",, she sobbed. Her mother heard the cries even though she had run
away. She rushed back to the grave and lifted her daughter out of the coffin
without so much as a glance at the aliens. Then suddenly she realized that
these funny little men and had saved her daughter and proceeded to hug them.
This was too much for the extraterrestrials. They beat a hasty retreat to
their ladder, quickly scurried up the gangpank and dissappeared in the UFO.
The craft had gone in seconds and everyone who had run away came back to
celebrate Teresa's return from the dead.
Government officials are investigating the astonishing mission of mercy, but
there is no need for any inquiry as far as Mrs Saravia and Teresa are
concerned.
"Those little men are perfect angels," says Mrs Savavia. "We would have
buried my little Terresa alive if it had not been for them. I think that they
should investigate the bonedheaded doctors who said my loverly daughter was
dead. I think that they are the ones that should be buried alive. Just let
them see how it feels."
Plucky Teresa - a real life sleeping beauty - has been quick to shake of the
terrifying experience.
" I was scared when I woke up in that box, but I know my mama will never let
that happen again. I wish those strange men could come back again so that I
could thank them. I was afraid of them at first, but I am not any more.
It seems that this group of aliens earned their "brownie points" for the day.
Maybe they do really care?
Message number 3296 in "MUFONET: MUFON Member's Worldwide"
Date: 12-29-92 07:50
From: TREVOR RIDGE
To: All
Subj: Aliens attend funeral
I found this interesting piece the other day.
UFO Alien Rescues Girl Buried Alive
Kindhearted Aliens swooped down and rescued a young girl from being buried
alive just as her coffin was being lowered into the ground.
As the priest gave the final blessing over the body of Teresa Saravia 17 an
enormous UFO appeared over the gravesite in a cemetry near Barboza in the
Phillipines scattering the terrified funeral procession.
GRUSOME
Eyewitnesses say that the graft hovered over the coffin, which was suspened
in mid-air and lowered a gangplank to the ground.
Eusebio Malanipa, Teresa's Uncle and one of the pall bearers, says three
aliens descended and exmanined the casket. One of the three four-foot-tall
extraterrestrials then guided the coffin from the grave withj a device
that "looked like a remote control
from a television panel. I was so frightened that I couldn't move", he
says. "I thought they were on some kind of gruesome kidnap mission and
that we were next.
The Alien being then held the gadget over the coffin and the lid came up. I
couldn't bear the thought of them disturbing the remains of my poor little
niece.
SAVED.
"The Alien waved that gizmo again and suddenly my niece sat up. I thought I
was going to have a heart attack. She was as alive as you and me. Poor Teresa
was bewildered, here she was sitting in a coffin over her grave with three
strange looking creatures smiling at her like she was some sort of prize
catch. When she realised that she was neither dead or sleeping she let out a
wail that made those little extraterrestrials nearly jump out of their
skins. They didn't know what to make of it. Here they had saved her from
certain death and she was crying like she had lost her mother.
"Mama Mama",, she sobbed. Her mother heard the cries even though she had run
away. She rushed back to the grave and lifted her daughter out of the coffin
without so much as a glance at the aliens. Then suddenly she realized that
these funny little men and had saved her daughter and proceeded to hug them.
This was too much for the extraterrestrials. They beat a hasty retreat to
their ladder, quickly scurried up the gangpank and dissappeared in the UFO.
The craft had gone in seconds and everyone who had run away came back to
celebrate Teresa's return from the dead.
Government officials are investigating the astonishing mission of mercy, but
there is no need for any inquiry as far as Mrs Saravia and Teresa are
concerned.
"Those little men are perfect angels," says Mrs Savavia. "We would have
buried my little Terresa alive if it had not been for them. I think that they
should investigate the bonedheaded doctors who said my loverly daughter was
dead. I think that they are the ones that should be buried alive. Just let
them see how it feels."
Plucky Teresa - a real life sleeping beauty - has been quick to shake of the
terrifying experience.
" I was scared when I woke up in that box, but I know my mama will never let
that happen again. I wish those strange men could come back again so that I
could thank them. I was afraid of them at first, but I am not any more.
It seems that this group of aliens earned their "brownie points" for the day.
Maybe they do really care?
Trevor
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