• MORE OF THE STRAIGHT DOPE

    From Carolyn Hoffman@RICKSBBS to All on Monday, August 31, 2026 07:40:00
    (paraphrased from "More of the Straight Dope" by Cecil Adams, pg. 285-87).

    A Mrs. Sybil Christian of Frisco, Texas found a number of
    blobs on her lawn after the Perseid meteor shower of August 11, 1979.
    She described them as looking like "smooth whipped cream, [only]
    purple". The blobs were about the size of a telephone and weighed a
    couple of pounds apeice, were warm to the touch and contained small
    chunks of lead. One melted away on the lawn, but police took the
    remaining two to the Heard National Space Museum nearby and, eventually,
    one ended up at NASA...

    One of Sybil Christian's neighbors claimed to have seen a meteor
    hours before the blobs were discovered and rumors of their
    extraterrestial origin began circulating. Ron DiIulio, assistant
    director of the Fort Worth Museum of Science and History, heard
    these rumors and didn't buy it. Investigatiors discovered a battery
    processing plant a mile and a half away from the Christian home with
    several tons of purple and reddish blobs. The stuff was a caustic soda
    used to clean impurities out of lead that had been salvaged from old
    batteries. It was also learned that trucks carrying scrap iron went past
    the caustic soda dump and the Christian house every day.

    Soon after, "Fate" magazine published a long article claiming the purple
    blobs were "Star Jelly", also known as "Pwdre Ser" or "Rot of the
    Stars". The article speculated that the Pwdre Ser may be "advanced
    cellular organic matter" that exists in "pre-stellar molecular clouds"
    floating around in space. As evidence, Fate claimed that (1) a simple
    test that could have conclusively proved the purple blobs were caustic
    soda was never performed, (2) the one test that <was> performed was inconclusive, (3) the blobs at the plant were hard, whereas the ones on
    the Christian's lawn were soft and (4) Mrs. Christian herself does not
    believe the goo she found was the same as the substance found at the
    plant. In rebuttal, scientists claimed that Mrs. Christian's blobs were
    soft because they absorbed water when she'd squirted them with a garden
    hose (Mrs. Christian's notions of planetary defense were a bit
    abductors. It's probably similar to UFO/alien abductor/abductee
    conversations, but at least her abductors were human.

    Carol,
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