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    THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter.
    Issue #14. August 10, 1994.
    -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <-----
    AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE
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    In this issue...
    A LAND GRAB ARGUMENT
    WHERE TO WRITE
    INTEL BITTIES

    [Note: This issue has been sent in two parts. The first ends with
    a "CONTINUED" notice and the second ends with "###".]

    ----- A LAND GRAB ARGUMENT -----

    The Battle for Freedom Ridge will be coming to a head in the next
    few weeks when the local BLM office completes processing of the
    Air Force withdrawal application and submits it to Washington for
    a decision. A letter writing campaign could be effective now, but
    only if the letters focus on technical weak points in the
    application, not on the broader social implications of the
    withdrawal.

    When we recently reviewed the application case file at the Las
    Vegas BLM office, we found it packed with passionate letters
    denouncing the withdrawal. The bulk of these made a government-
    accountability argument: If the military closes the land, citizen
    oversight will be lost over the "nonexistent" Groom facility.
    Essentially, these letters are asking BLM and the Dept. of
    Interior to evaluate social priorities and defense needs and make
    a value judgment about what is most important.

    No matter how compelling this kind of argument may seem to an
    average citizen, it probably won't go very far in the bureaucratic
    world. The Dept. of Interior isn't qualified to make judgments
    outside the realms of land use and environment impact. It cannot,
    for example, evaluate national security needs; it simply does not
    have the qualifications or resources in this area. If forced to
    make a value judgment about defense priorities, it will simply
    follow the recommendation of the only government entity that does
    have the resources and expertise--the Department of Defense.

    More effective challenges are subtle procedural ones, which only a
    few people have presented so far. These require an understanding
    of how the system works and the sort of things that the Dept. of
    Interior is qualified to deal with. The most promising kind of
    challenge is to find a flaw in the application itself or the way
    it was processed. One could challenge the Environmental
    Assessment and show that it is somehow incomplete or
    inappropriate. One could look for inconsistencies between this
    land action and some obscure planning document. One could gum up
    the proceedings with FOIAs, appeals and nuisance lawsuits.

    There are many possible procedural challenges, but the one that we
    find most appealing is elegantly simple. It appeals to common
    sense and does not stray far from the government-accountability
    issues that are our true motivation. To appreciate this argument,
    we must first understand the basic structure of our government and
    how this withdrawal fits in.

    ----- FUNDAMENTALS OF GOVERNMENT -----

    There could be no more inept form of government than a pure
    democracy. Imagine a country where every national decision was
    put to a popular vote and every citizen was entitled to an equal
    say in everything their government did. Nothing would get done!
    There are too many decisions to be made, and no citizen has the
    time or interest to remain informed on all of them. In an ideal
    nation run by talk show hosts where each day's government policy
    was wired directly to public opinion polls, the mercurial whining,
    sentiment and hysteria of the audience would soon cripple every
    institution and bring to a halt all public services.

    Thank God in own semi-democratic society the people are kept at
    bay. Aside from occasional state referenda on isolated issues,
    the citizenry has the ultimate say in only a single kind of
    decision: that of who to elect to represent them for a given
    period of time. The people do not participate in every new law
    drafted by Congress; they are only empowered to choose senators
    and representatives who, once in office, are allowed to exercise
    their own personal judgment.

    The people delegate to their congressional representatives the
    authority to make major decisions about their country's future,
    but Congress does not have the time to oversee every decision the
    government makes. Instead, it drafts the broad outline of what
    must be done, and then delegates to the Executive Branch the power
    to fill in the missing regulations and decide on specific actions
    within the law.

    The Executive Branch of government is the massive bureaucracy that
    is charged with carrying out the laws and programs authorized by
    Congress. All the "public services" the government provides,
    including national defense and public land management, fall within
    this hierarchical structure. At the top of the organizational
    tree is the President. He is the manager we hire every four years
    to oversee the bureaucracy and make the thousands of day-to-day
    operating decisions that Congress couldn't be bothered with. The
    sheer volume of these decisions would overwhelm the man himself,
    so he hires a staff of specialized managers to handle specific
    areas. This is his Cabinet and the politically appointed cadre of undersecretaries, diplomats, federal attorneys and miscellaneous
    high-level bureaucrats. They all represent, in essence, the arms
    of the President. They are appointed by him, and he is ultimately
    accountable for their performance as they carry out the
    instructions of Congress.

    Various laws and standards have evolved over the years to define
    which actions Congress must approve and which others can be left
    to Executive discretion. In the case of transfers of public land
    between government agencies, the boundary is specific: The Engle
    Act of 1958 decrees that congressional approval is required for
    new defense-related withdrawals of 5000 acres or more. Since the
    Freedom Ridge withdrawal is only 4000 acres, the decision about
    whether to approve it need not be referred to Congress.

    The lingering question is, if Congress does not make the decision
    on this withdrawal, then who does? And on what basis do they make
    it? Is it possible that the decision HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE by the
    Executive Branch and that the application process is only a
    formality? Maybe NO ONE makes a decision: Is the mere fact that
    the Air Force has asked for the land sufficient reason for it to
    be granted?

    ----- EXECUTIVE POWER -----

    BLM does not decide. It seems primarily concerned with processing
    the application itself. BLM is like the secretary in a college
    admissions office who receives applications in the mail, creates
    folders for them, verifies transcripts and collates SAT scores.
    The steps that BLM must follow are defined in excruciating detail
    in federal regulations and its own established procedures. It
    must require the completion of certain environmental reports--and
    officials agonize over which ones. It must collect public
    comments, and search through these for any possible environmental
    or land use implications. It must verify that the proposed action
    is consistent with land management framework plans and other
    obscure bureaucratic documents. Like the secretary in the
    admissions office, BLM can sideline the application if certain
    paperwork is not properly completed, but it does not make any
    judgment about the material it is processing. BLM's job is to
    prepare the case file for submission to a higher deciding
    authority.

    According to Federal Code, "The Federal Land Policy and Management
    Act of 1976 (43 USC 1714) gives the Secretary of the Interior
    general authority to make, modify, extend or revoke withdrawals."
    In short, Secretary Bruce Babbitt is responsible for the final
    decision on the Freedom Ridge withdrawal. Babbitt is a political
    appointee of the President. He exercises some of the President's
    discretion to make day-to-day operating decisions without referral
    to Congress.

    Babbitt, it might appear, can do anything he wants. He does not
    have to obtain the approval of the American people or even the
    President before granting the withdrawal. It does not matter if
    his decision is unpopular. He is a manager who has been entrusted
    with the power to do these things, and managers have to upset
    people sometimes. He can weigh the pros and cons of an action and
    use his own judgment to decide what is best. His word is the
    final say.

    In reality, though, Babbitt's discretion is much more constrained
    than it seems. He cannot make a decision, as we suggested in
    DR#13, "by voodoo and sorcery, by studying the entrails of
    sacrificed animals." Only Congress can do that. As the nation's
    highest lawmaking body, Congress can make a decision for any
    reason it chooses, a prerogative it exercised in 1987 when it
    approved the 89,000 acre Groom Range withdrawal. Just because
    Congress accepted the vague reasons given by the AF back then does
    not mean that the same reasons are sufficient for the Secretary of
    the Interior now.

    Unlike Congress, every Executive agency is constrained by a
    million different laws, rules and ethical guidelines. Because the
    Executive Branch has so much power that could be easily abused,
    enormous rule-making effort has been expended over the years in
    assuring that every decision made by an Executive agency at least
    APPEARS to be fair and objective. Hence all the explicit rules
    that BLM must follow when processing the withdrawal application.
    The aim is to assure that all the relevant evidence has been
    collected before the Secretary makes his decision. When he does
    make a decision, a lot of people are bound to be unhappy, and
    having followed the established guidelines allows the Secretary to
    claim that he was at least working from a solid base of data.

    The Secretary is allowed to make unpopular decisions, but he
    cannot make ones that are "arbitrary and capricious"--that is,
    which are made without a basis in some sort of data. Fundamental
    to government ethics is the openness of that data. In accordance
    with this country's open records laws, any citizen should be able
    to inspect the same files and evidence that the Secretary bases
    his decision upon, at least to assure that there isn't some
    obvious conflict of interest or an error in the data. The
    Secretary has a right to make bad decisions or decisions that
    favor his political philosophy, but he cannot make decisions from
    a secret pool of information that is not available to the general
    public. If he does, he and his decision will be legally and
    politically vulnerable.

    There are only a few exceptions to the openness requirement, and
    one of these is "national security." The Executive Branch
    regularly makes decisions based on classified information. If the
    U.S. invades Haiti, for example, how and when the invasion occurs
    will depend to a large extent on secret intelligence about
    defenses there. Because revealing the details of this data might
    jeopardize its source, the military need not make it public.

    At first glance, the Freedom Ridge withdrawal might seem to fall
    into the same category. The existence of the Groom base is
    classified and its continued secrecy is--in the minds of the military--essential to national security. If the public release
    of any information about the base would, in military eyes,
    compromise the safety of the nation, it is possible that this
    information can be presented to the Secretary of the Interior in
    secret. Even though the public does not have access to this data,
    the Secretary can still use it as the basis for his decision.

    Such a provision does indeed exist in the law governing
    withdrawals. According to 43 CFR 2300.1-2, the withdrawal
    application must specify....

    "(7) The public purpose or statutory program for which the
    lands must be withdrawn. If the purpose or program for which the
    lands would be withdrawn is classified for national security
    reasons, a statement to that effect shall be included..."

    Unfortunately, the Air Force failed to include that statement in
    its application. Their full and only written response to Item #7
    is...

    "(7) The purpose of the withdrawal is to ensure the public
    safety and the safe and secure operation of activities in the
    Nellis Range Complex."

    If the Air Force had made the statement that the purpose was
    classified, then the Secretary could presumably make use of
    classified information in his decision. The Air Force could
    present its case to Babbitt in secret; Babbitt could make his
    decision based upon it, and citizens who objected might be
    powerless to appeal.

    However, as it stands, there is no hint in the application that
    there is any classified information or facilities involved. The
    Air Force can't have it both ways. It can't choose to pursue an
    open process and still expect the Secretary to consider classified information. The Air Force's position presented in the
    application is the same as it is in public: They know nothing
    about any classified facility, and even if it exists it has
    nothing to do with this withdrawal. Bound by ethical constraints
    to act only the data actually found in the application, the
    Secretary must respect the Air Force's public position and cannot
    consider the Groom Lake base at all.

    ----- THE BURDEN OF PROOF -----

    This land, along with all other public lands in this country, has
    been designated by Congress for the purpose of "public multiple
    use." The public is ENTITLED to access to this land unless a
    solid case can be presented that some other purpose is more
    important. The decision of whether a certain military purpose is
    more important than public use is a discretionary judgment by the
    Secretary, but there still has to be a well-defined purpose,
    supported by some kind of data. The Secretary cannot simply
    rubber-stamp whatever request the Air Force makes; that would be
    "arbitrary and capricious." He has to make a real, active
    decision about whether this withdrawal makes sense, and he has to
    make it based on the public information actually presented in the
    application.

    Has the Air Force presented a strong case to justify its need for
    this land? Has it presented a compelling set of data?

    What evidence has the Air Force presented that the "public safety"
    is currently at risk? The Air Force has not presented even a
    SINGLE INCIDENT where a person's safety has been placed in danger
    by visiting those hills. If the Air Force has other definitions
    of "public safety" in mind, it has not presented any data in
    support of these either.

    What evidence has the Air Force presented that leaving the land
    public jeopardizes the "safe and secure operation of activities in
    the Nellis Range Complex"? The most informative statement in this
    regard was made by Col. Bennett at the Caliente hearing:

    "When someone is on White Sides and other nearby areas,
    altitude and route changes have to be made by aircraft to avoid
    harming people and to prevent disclosure of operational matters.
    Some missions have to be delayed or canceled. This impacts the
    effective use of the Nellis Range Complex."

    This could indeed be a valid argument for the withdrawal if it was
    backed up by concrete examples. Unfortunately, the Air Force has
    not been able to produce even a SINGLE CASE where some flight was
    delayed or rerouted due to visitors being on the ridge. It has
    not even presented a POSSIBLE case where a flight might be so
    affected in the future.

    In short, the Air Force has presented no data whatsoever. In
    support of its application, the AF has submitted only some vague
    and general arguments about the importance of a strong national
    defense and the value of the Nellis Range in training pilots. It
    has presented only empty words, expressing noble emotions but
    conveying no information. It seems to have assumed the role of
    defendant who is "innocent until proven guilty," who need present
    no argument in his defense as long as the prosecution can't prove
    its case against him "beyond a reasonable doubt." No opponent has
    been able to prove that the withdrawal will have a significant
    environmental impact. It won't. No opponent has been able to
    prove that the Air Force's reason for withdrawing the land is NOT
    valid--but that's because the AF has presented no specific
    argument that could be refuted. The Air Force is playing coy and
    pretending that the responsibility is on the citizen to prove it
    wrong, when, in fact, the burden is the other way around.

    Is the Air Force entitled to any block of public land simply
    because it asks for it? The logical answer has to be no. If it
    can take the Freedom Ridge parcel without a supported reason, THEN
    IT CAN TAKE ANY 5000 ACRE PARCEL ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY. If the
    military takes only one or two blocks of land in each Western
    state, the total could amount to over 100,000 acres in aggregate,
    and the taking doesn't have to stop there. By attaching a variety
    of different nonsense reasons to Item #7 of the applications, the
    Air Force could conceivably withdraw ALL PUBLIC LANDS IN THE
    COUNTRY, without the approval of Congress and without being
    required to provide any evidence of need.

    Why the AF wants the land is no mystery to the world: It wants to
    keep visitors off the viewpoints that overlook its unacknowledged
    Groom Lake base. It feels that sensitive operations at the base
    would be jeopardized if their existence is made public. This may
    indeed be a valid and supportable reason, but it has never been
    presented. The Secretary of the Interior and his staff have
    probably read the many news reports about Groom Lake and from this
    have a good idea why the military wants the land, but as far as
    the application is concerned, this is only unconfirmed rumor and
    hearsay--no more admissible here than in a court of law. If the
    AF wants the problems of the Groom Lake base to be considered in
    the Secretary's decision, it must present this data explicitly.
    The Secretary of the Interior cannot be required to "read minds,"
    and his ethics are suspect if he does. If he chooses to rely,
    without public notice, on secret data the public cannot challenge,
    he has stepped outside the boundaries of his authorized
    discretion.

    If the Air Force had presented almost ANY plausible data in
    support of the application, then the Secretary could cite it as a
    basis for his decision, and the withdrawal could go through. With
    no evidence at all presented, the Secretary cannot possibly
    approve the withdrawal without seeming "arbitrary and capricious"
    --doing it only because the Air Force asked. Logically, he has no
    choice in the matter, and no value judgment is involved: The
    withdrawal application cannot be approved as it stands now.

    ----- WHAT NOW? -----

    About a month from now, in mid-Sept., the Las Vegas BLM office is
    expected to issue its findings in the limited areas it is
    qualified to evaluate. It will probably conclude that this
    withdrawal presents no significant environmental or land use
    impacts. If this were a less contested action, we sense that the
    "No Significant Impact" finding would have been the equivalent of
    an approval recommendation. The state and national BLM directors
    would have rubber-stamped the application, and Babbitt would have
    authorized the withdrawal with little more than a cursory
    examination of what he was signing.

    We don't want that to happen in this case. "No Significant
    Impact" does not imply that the decision-making process is over.
    It has, in fact, only just begun. We want to make it clear to
    Babbitt that a real decision now rests on his shoulders.
    Normally, the application would likely be approved, because that's
    the easiest thing for the Secretary to do. Not approving it could
    create inter-agency tensions and internal dissent within the
    Cabinet. To counteract this natural tendency toward approval, we
    must make sure there is equivalent pressure from the outside to
    hold back. We want Babbitt to understand that approving the
    application as it is will create political tensions and legal
    burdens from outside the Executive Branch that will fall squarely
    on Interior, not on the Air Force where they belong.

    Through its own bad decisions about how to handle Area 51, the Air
    Force has painted itself into a corner. Scandals are brewing here
    that could drag on for years, and the AF has placed itself in a
    position where it cannot adequately defend itself. It has trapped
    itself into supporting an absurdity, and its public relations and congressional rapport may suffer as a result. If Interior
    approves the application, it will, in effect, be volunteering to
    share the Air Force's burdens. It, too, must defend the
    absurdity, and it could be vulnerable for its decision in ways
    that the Air Force isn't. Handling the inevitable protests and
    appeals and justifying its action to the press and members of
    Congress could soak up valuable resources that are needed to fight
    Interior's own battles. Interior has no interest in secret bases.
    It is preoccupied with contentious land reform battles in the
    West, and this tiny but highly publicized withdrawal only fans the
    flames and makes it harder to get things done.

    [CONTINUED IN NEXT DOCUMENT]
    [Part 2 of Groom Lake Desert Rat #14. Continued from previous
    document.]

    ----- WHERE TO WRITE -----

    There's no sense wasting any more of your toner cartridge on BLM.
    The most effective pressures on Babbitt cannot come from below,
    they have to come laterally, from the only people who can make the
    Secretary sweat. Now is the time to write to some key senators
    and congressmen.

    Maybe you've written to them before. Each member of Congress must
    receive dozens or hundreds of letters a day, most of which
    probably generate a courteous reply and then are promptly filed in
    the "Wacko" bin. Most letters are ignored because most people
    don't make realistic requests. If the letters received by BLM are
    any gauge, most are rambling, impassioned harangues without a
    clear goal and with little understanding about the political
    process and what it is the recipient can act upon.

    The most effective letters to Congress focus on a simple, well-
    defined problem and request a specific action from the congressman
    that he can reasonably carry out. In this case, it is probably
    not productive to dwell on government accountability, defense
    priorities or other complicated issues. Don't ask the congressman
    to try to reform the military; that is unrealistic. Keep your
    letter short, courteous and very limited in scope, something like
    this...

    "Dear Representative Smith,

    "I am concerned about the pending Air Force land withdrawal at
    Groom Lake, Nevada, and its implications for military land use in
    our own state. The military may indeed be justified in taking
    this land, which overlooks their secret air base. My main concern
    is the vague and unsubstantiated purpose they have given for this
    withdrawal: 'For the public safety and the safe and secure
    operation of activities.' I am worried that if the military is
    granted this land for this vague reason, then it could easily
    expand its bases in our state in the same manner, without having
    to demonstrate need.

    "Interior Secretary Babbitt will be making a decision on the
    withdrawal within the next few weeks. The military is pressuring
    the Dept. of Interior to approve the current application without
    change. I hope that you can contact Babbitt's office as soon as
    possible to apprise yourself of the situation. We must be sure
    that this withdrawal is approved only within the bounds of
    established ethical guidelines and reasonable expectations of
    proof."

    If you live in a Western state, where most public lands are
    located, the dangers of unsubstantiated military withdrawals
    should be of direct interest to your congressman. If you live in
    an Eastern state, your congressman will probably be indifferent.
    In that case, it is better to write to the members of
    congressional land use committees.

    The addresses for senators and representatives are...

    The Honorable John Q. Smith
    U.S. Senate
    Washington, DC 20510

    ("Dear Senator Smith...")

    The Honorable Jane R. Smith
    U.S. House of Representatives
    Washington, DC 20515

    ("Dear Representative Smith...")

    Most members of Congress also maintain offices in the major cities
    of your state. Look up their name in the phone book for that
    address, then send your letter to both.

    The address for the land use committees and the person to address
    are...

    Subcommittee on Public Lands,
    National Parks and Forests
    SD-308 Dirksen Senate Office Building
    Washington DC 20510

    Chairman: Senator Dale Bumpers

    Subcommittee on National Parks,
    Forests and Public Lands
    812 O'Neill House Office Bldg.
    Washington, DC 20515

    Chairman: Representative Bruce F. Vento

    Here are some guidelines for an effective letter:

    -- Write to your OWN senators and congressman first, at least if
    you live in a Western state. Letters to out-of-state
    representatives are less effective, since they don't need your
    vote.

    -- Be courteous and observe the polite forms of address.

    -- Remember that your letter will be read by a tortured aide who
    is required to read dozens of others. To be noticed among all
    that rambling verbiage, the letter must be short and concise. IT
    SHOULD NOT EXCEED ONE PAGE.

    -- Do not express anger or outrage; it won't get you anywhere.
    Stick to the facts, and don't offer anything more than "concern."

    -- Make your comments specific to the person you are writing to.
    Point out how this land use case will directly affect his state.
    If you live in a Western state, you could mention a specific base
    within your state that might be expanded if the military is given
    carte blanche.

    -- Do not attack the military. Members of Congress generally
    support the military and tend to tremble and fold whenever the
    term "national security" is used. Don't bother with government
    accountability arguments either; they will only clog up your
    letter and dilute your message. Stick with this one specific land
    use problem.

    -- Do not ask your representative to tell Babbitt what to do. You
    are asking only that he "look into" the situation to be sure the
    proper procedures are followed. The withdrawal application is
    naturally weak and could fall apart on its own if only we can get
    enough eyes looking at it. If we draw enough congressional
    attention to this one simple issue, then they could catch on to
    the more complex accountability problems as well.

    After you write to your own congressional delegation or the
    subcommittee chairman (or both), it doesn't hurt to write directly
    to Babbitt...

    The Honorable Bruce Babbitt
    Secretary of the Interior
    Dept. of the Interior
    1800 "C" St., NW
    Washington, DC 20240

    (Dear Secretary Babbitt...)

    If you wish, you can contact us for a list of the individual
    members of the land use committees, who might also warrant a
    letter.

    ----- INTEL BITTIES -----

    CAMPBELL ARRAIGNMENT DELAYED. Glenn Campbell's arraignment on
    obstruction charges has been postponed by the county District
    Attorney from Aug. 3 to Aug. 24. Campbell was arrested on July 19
    for interfering in the warrantless seizure of a news crew's
    videotapes. KNBC-TV of Los Angeles still has not received their
    tapes back, although they insist they did not photograph the
    secret base. Campbell says he will plead "absolutely one hundred
    percent not guilty," and he had already requested a jury trial.

    AUG. 27-28 OUTING. The FREEDOM RIDGE/TIKABOO PEAK FREE-SPEECH
    ENCAMPMENT, as mentioned in DR#13, is going ahead as proposed. It
    will be held Sat. and Sun., Aug. 27-28. (For those who cannot
    make it on this date, a similar event may also be held Sept. 3-4.)
    A notice about the camp-out has already been sent to DR
    subscribers, and detailed instructions will be sent out by email
    in a day or two. (Others may request this document by fax or
    mail.) The general plan is to meet at the Freedom Ridge trailhead
    at noon on Saturday, then spend the night on Freedom Ridge. On
    Sunday, there will be a optional hike to Tikaboo Peak, the more
    distant viewpoint that the AF isn't touching. An optional protest
    will also take place: Participants are invited to bring "cameras"
    to point at the base, although film is optional. The camp-out on
    Freedom Ridge does not require a lot of gear. All you really need
    is a sleeping bag, a ground cover and enough food and drink to
    last a day. More details will be provided in the instruction
    document.

    A GROOM PLAGUE? According to an article in the Aug. 9 Las Vegas Review-Journal, a sheet metal worker for the EG&G subsidiary REECo
    recently contracted hantavirus syndrome at an unspecified AF
    facility within the "Nellis Air Force Range Complex" in Lincoln
    County. It is apparently the first such case in Southern Nevada.
    Not to be confused with the popular FLESH EATING BACTERIA,
    hantavirus is the deadlier but less colorful disease that was
    first recognized on Indian reservations and that has killed 42
    people so far. The virus is transmitted by contact with the
    saliva, urine or droppings of infected rodents. Makes you wonder:
    Could we have a bit of a SANITATION PROBLEM down there at the
    unspecified facility?

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  • From Jerry Reed@RICKSBBS to All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 05:38:00
    THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter.
    Issue #15. Sept. 2, 1994.
    -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <-----
    AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE
    Written, published, copyrighted and totally disavowed by
    psychospy@aol.com. See bottom for subscription/copyright info.

    In this issue...
    SUBTLETIES OF THE TELEVISION TALK SHOW, PART I
    NEW AIR FORCE STATEMENT ON GROOM
    EG&G TO ABANDON TEST SITE
    JANET "N" NUMBERS
    JANET HANDOFF FREQUENCIES
    GROOMSTOCK '94
    SOUND FAMILIAR?
    CAMPBELL ARRAIGNED
    LARRY KING NOT CLONED?
    MYSTERIOUS SIGN DISAPPEARANCE
    INTEL BITTIES

    [Note: This file ends with "###".]

    ----- MEDIA COMMUNICATIONS 103A -----

    SUBTLETIES OF THE TELEVISION TALK SHOW, PART I

    In DR #10, we reviewed the major news media--print, radio and
    television--and showed how each could twist reality in their own
    special way. Strictly for the sake of science, Psychospy allowed
    himself to be turned into a minor media celebrity so we could
    report to our readers the sometimes dubious processes behind the
    scenes. There was a limit, however, to how low we would sink in
    the pursuit of knowledge. We would not take off our clothes for
    the camera, and we would not place ourselves in any situation
    where our credibility, reputation or dignity could be seriously
    trashed.

    Now we can report that this barrier has been broken. In the next
    two issues of the Rat we will recount our first-hand experiences
    with the lowest form of mass media, the television talk show.

    ..... THE MEDIUM OF TALK .....

    Talk shows come in three basic formats. The rarest but most
    respectable is the SERIOUS ISSUES talk show exemplified by "Meet
    the Press," "Nightline" and the roundtable discussions on PBS--
    maybe even "Larry King Live." They are dignified and serious,
    explore meaningful political and societal issues, and hardly
    anyone watches them.

    The next rung down the ladder--vapid but benign--is the CELEBRITY
    CHAT talk show, like the "The Tonight Show," "Late Show with David
    Letterman" and "Arsenio Hall." Movie stars and Big Money authors
    pump their latest work in a non-confrontational environment
    designed only to promote laughs.

    The last and lowest form of the genre is the HUMAN CONFLICT talk
    show. These syndicated programs always bear the name of the host,
    like "Oprah," "Geraldo," "Vicky" or "Leeza." He or she is a
    charismatic and camera-loving character, no doubt ruthless in real
    life, but blessed with the ability to convey warmth and sincerity
    on TV. The fodder for these shows is a steady diet of human
    suffering, crises, angst and tragedy. Former spouses and
    estranged friends face off against each other; grown men and women
    reveal to the parents their until-now-hidden perversities, and
    human oddities of all shapes and sizes present themselves for
    humiliation before a nationwide audience. The ultimate goal of
    these shows is the public expression of private feelings. They
    seek tears, anger, jealousy and graphic self-immolation recorded
    by the camera on a tight close-up. With a dozen such shows now in syndication, the competition is intense to seek out new forms of
    conflict and expose the latest narcissistic trends.

    Talk shows are produced "live on tape" with minimal editing, and
    this presents special problems for a guest. In other forms of
    television, sound bites rule the show. It may seem artificial,
    but tight editing at least assures that each party has their say
    and only their finest bon mot will be used. The courteous speaker
    with a few good ideas can confidently compete with any
    extravagant, microphone-hogging blowhard, because most of what the
    blowhard says will be cut. In the almost-live talk show, the more
    reasonable speaker has to compete with the blowhard head on.
    There is no time for an orderly presentation of evidence; he who
    makes the most outrageous, confident and colorful claims,
    groundless or not, gains the camera's eye and controls the game.

    If you have any shred of personal dignity and are asked to be a
    guest on a Human Conflict show, the best response is obvious:
    "Just Say No." Unless you are a masochist or a natural born
    actor, there is no way you can win in this format. We know it
    now; we knew it then, but sometimes, like Oedipus, you just can't
    stop the inevitable march of Fate....

    ..... ONWARD TO HUMILIATION .....

    The path to our own downfall was indirect. For several months, a
    number of journalists have been making the pilgrimage to Freedom
    Ridge, and we generally escort them as a sort of local public
    relations representative. We do not charge for this service, and
    we do not discriminate between journalists. If TASS or Penthouse
    or the Podunk Review came to call, we would treat them no
    differently than the New York Times.

    In May, we got a call from a producer from the Montel Williams
    Show, one of the Human Conflict shows that we had never seen. It
    seems that "Montel," as he is known to the world, had promised on
    an earlier talk show that he would visit the border of Area 51.
    We told the producer that we would be willing to escort Montel and
    his crew to Freedom Ridge to tape a segment, but we declined an
    offer to come to New York to appear on the studio show. Montel's
    visit was originally scheduled for May 5 but was canceled at the
    last minute, and we breathed a sign of relief.

    In August, the project was reactivated, we suspect as the result
    of the June 22 article in the New York Times. Montel's visit was
    scheduled for Aug. 16, and we were again asked if we would go to
    New York to appear on the later show. Again, we declined.

    When Montel came to Rachel, he brought a Humvee, his producers and
    a film crew. We went through the usual script for the camera:
    Montel drives up to our Research Center, and we meet him in the
    driveway. Inside, we show him where we are going on the map, then
    we get in the car and drive the rugged road to Freedom Ridge. We
    had done it before with countless crews, but never so quickly and
    in so few "takes." When Montel arrived, there was no question
    that he was in charge. He asked no significant questions, and
    showed no particular interest in the secret base itself. We
    sensed that he came only because he said he would and that his
    primary aim was to film a sound bite on the ridge that said, "You
    see, I did what I promised."

    As we rode down from Freedom Ridge in the Humvee with Montel and
    the producer, we were again asked if we would come to New York to
    appear on the talk show the following week, Aug. 23. We hesitated
    and were about to turn down the offer cold, when the producer
    uttered the only horrible words that could force us to comply.

    Sean David Morton.

    ..... THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL .....

    We first learned of Sean Morton over two years ago, before we came
    to Rachel. We had heard his enthusiastic endorsement of the Black
    Mailbox on a UFO video:

    "Probably the most amazing thing about Area 51 is the fact that
    this is literally the only place in the world where you can go out
    and actually see flying saucers on a timetable basis. You can
    literally go out there on a Wednesday night between about seven
    and one a.m. and you'll see these things flying up and down the
    valley. It's absolutely amazing. On even a bad night you'll have
    ten, eleven, twelve sightings. On a good night--and I've been out
    there with friends of mine camping--on a good night the sky will
    just rip open with these things. You'll see anywhere between
    twenty to forty objects in a night testing over the base for
    anywhere from fifteen and forty minutes at a time."

    We've lived near the border for over a year and a half now, are
    genuinely interested in UFOs and have spent countless days and
    nights in the desert; yet we haven't seen even ONE flying saucer,
    let alone scores. The logical explanation is that we arrived too
    late, after the saucers had been packed up and moved elsewhere.
    The trouble with this theory is that during the early part of our
    tenure, Sean Morton continued to bring tours to the area--at $99 a
    head--and reported UFOs everywhere.

    In one celebrated incident in March 1993, Psychospy spent the
    night on White Sides, overlooking Groom Lake, with some aviation
    watchers and a writer from Popular Science. We were looking for
    the alleged Aurora spyplane--almost as ephemeral as flying
    saucers--but we saw nothing more than a few satellites, some
    distant aircraft strobes and an occasional meteor. The following
    was reported in the March 1994 Popular Science....

    "Last March, three chilly airplane watchers with binoculars
    atop White Sides Mountain at this magic hour [4:45am] were
    tracking a 737 airliner approaching Groom Lake, as a fourth member
    of their group thawed out in his truck below. Parked on a knoll,
    he was next to a vanload of UFO seekers. They were lead by tour
    operator Sean Morton, whose leaflet described him as 'the world's
    foremost UFO researcher.'

    "Morton donned a horned Viking helmet and from time to time
    pointed to the sky, exclaiming: 'Look at that one!' The airplane
    watcher trained his binoculars in the same direction but saw
    nothing out of the ordinary. Later, Morton's group became excited
    by what they perceived as an entire formation of UFOs; the
    airplane watcher's lenses revealed only stars. Finally, as the
    morning's first 737 made its gentle approach toward Groom Lake at
    4:45, the UFO enthusiasts rejoiced at Old Faithful's appearance.
    Everyone had seen exactly what they hoped for."

    In the beginning, when we were new to the area, we were generous
    to Sean and called him "fantasy prone." As we got to know him
    better and gained confidence in our own knowledge base, we came to
    mince no words. Sean is a deliberate con man. He recognizes as
    well as us the landing lights of a 737, but he knows that others
    can be fooled and taken for a $99 ride to see them. If anyone is
    spreading disinformation about Area 51, filling the air with noise
    to make the truth harder to grasp, it isn't sinister government
    agents; it's Sean David Morton pursuing only his own greed and self-aggrandizement.

    We have worked hard over the past 18 months to undo the damage
    Sean has done and displace him from the Area 51 scene.
    Discrediting Sean isn't complicated: We simply quote his own
    words whenever we can. Sean is a broadly diversified charlatan, a self-proclaimed expert in faith healing, earthquake prediction,
    psychic prophesy and virtually every other New Age fad. We have
    no problem at all with him plying his trade within the confines of
    the state of California where he justly belongs, but when he
    proclaims himself the foremost authority on Area 51, we get
    territorial. We hope that our "Area 51 Viewers Guide" has reduced
    the gullibility of newcomers and made the environment less
    attractive for leeches like him. In fact, we haven't had a
    confirmed Morton sighting near the border in over a year. We
    heard from sources in California that he no longer gave tours to
    Area 51 because the saucers had been moved elsewhere--which was
    fine by us.

    The saucers must have returned, however. As the recent Groom Lake
    publicity reached its peak, "The World's Foremost UFO Researcher"
    could not help but resurface to suck energy from it. In recent
    months, reports began to reach us that he had appeared as an Area
    51 expert at UFO conferences, on radio talk shows and on the
    Montel Williams Show.

    In the latter appearance, which was first broadcast in December
    1993, Sean showed video footage of nighttime "UFOs" that he said
    he photographed "at great risk to my own life." As we viewed them
    later, one clip showed an isolated circle of light jumping around
    within the frame. It could have been any stationary out-of-focus
    light shot through a hand-held video camera. Notches seen on the
    top and bottom of the "disk" correspond to protrusions inside the
    lens assembly. In the other clip, only slightly out of focus, we
    saw the lights of a 737 landing on the Groom Lake airstrip. To
    Sean, it was "an object actually coming in from space." The time
    stamp in the corner said "4:49 am."

    It was on this show that Montel promised to visit Area 51 escorted
    by Sean; yet when Montel finally made the trip eight months later,
    Sean was not invited. The producer told us that word had reached
    him from many sources that Sean was considered a fraud, that in
    addition to UFOs he also did psychic prophesies and that his
    claimed credentials were highly dubious. He and Montel felt that
    Sean had taken advantage of them and that by having him on the
    show they had inadvertently legitimized him.

    But none of that prevented them from inviting him back as a guest
    the second studio show.

    As we rode down in the Humvee from Freedom Ridge with Montel and
    the producer, the reality to us became crystal clear: If we did
    not appear on the Montel Williams Show, then Sean would have the
    stage all to himself and could continue to spread any sort of
    nonsense about Area 51. We felt that we had no choice. Either we
    did battle with this guy now, before he grew bigger, or we would
    be cleaning up his mess for many months to come.

    ..... OUR RAPID EDUCATION .....

    We had less than a week to prepare for the big show--nowhere near
    enough time to do all the research we needed. The first item of
    business was to actually watch the Montel Williams Show and
    familiarize ourselves with the format. We cranked up our
    satellite dish and surfed through the channels. On "Donahue":
    "Six Year Olds Who Sexually Harass Other Six Year Olds." On
    "Rolanda, a related topic: "Will Your Child Grow Up To Be A
    Serial Killer?" On "The Vicky Show," we heard that Sean Morton
    had just appeared as an expert on the prophesies of Nostradamus,
    but we were unable to catch that one.

    The first Montel Williams Show we saw was, "Mistresses Who Want To
    End The Affair." On the stage, three women disguised by dark
    sunglasses explained why they had been attracted to married men.
    We could only tolerate about ten seconds at a time of this show,
    but when we tuned back, we found that the women had shed their
    sunglasses and revealed their true identities. Presumably, they
    had also revealed, or at least seriously compromised, the
    identities of the men they had been having the affairs with. When
    we tuned in again later, one of the three was having an angry
    argument with a fourth female guest. We guessed that this was the
    wife of one of the married men.

    A friend sent us a tape of Montel's original UFO show in which
    Sean appeared as a "UFO Investigator" and Montel promised to
    visit. The show included an abductee, a witness to the "Kecksburg
    Incident," a former actress, WFUFOR Sean David Morton, a requisite
    skeptic, a pro-UFO filmmaker and--as if you hadn't guessed--that
    talk show regular Travis Walton. The show was conducted in the
    "expanding chairs" format. It started out with two guests alone
    on the stage, then more guests and chairs were added during each
    commercial break until there were seven chairs and seven
    squabbling speakers vying for attention on the platform. In this
    format, attention is diluted with each new chair, so the people
    who appear last, typically the skeptics, usually get only a few
    seconds of airtime. During the free-for-all of a seven-person
    debate, the camera always focuses on the most aggressive and
    charismatic guest--i.e. Sean David Morton.

    The last chair to be filled was occupied by filmmaker Russ Estes,
    who the on-screen caption said, "Does Not Believe In UFOs." This
    is false. He is a disciplined UFO investigator who has devoted
    his career to making films on the subject, as well as exposing
    obvious frauds. What is true is that he "Does Not Believe In Sean
    Morton." In his few seconds of air time, he raised doubts about
    one of Morton's many fake credentials, his claimed "Doctor of
    Divinity" degree.

    RUSS ESTES: "Montel, my biggest problem, and this is what I've
    run into over and over again, is the quality of the individual who
    is bringing me the message. You know, the-boy-that-cried-wolf
    syndrome is phenomenal in this field. You get people out there
    who are saying, I'm this, I'm that, and I hate to do this to you,
    Sean, but here's a guy right here who claims to be the Doctor,
    Reverend Sean David Morton. In his own biography, he claims to
    have gotten his Doctor of Divinity at--excuse me, it will take me
    one second...."

    SEAN MORTON: "Berachah University."

    RUSS ESTES: "Berachah University, Houston, Texas--the Berachah
    Church. I called them. They don't have any type of degrees that
    they give. They have Bible study at the best. He claims to have
    attended University of Southern California...."

    MONTEL WILLIAMS: "So the point that you are making, Russ, is that
    there's a problem with the messenger, so therefore the message is
    not real."

    RUSS ESTES: "How can you believe the message if the people lie to
    you from the start."

    SEAN MORTON: "The thing I'd like to point out about Mr. Estes
    here is that if you don't like the message, you can shoot the
    messenger, and it's obvious to me that in the UFO field, we do
    this for free, we do this because we want to know the truth,
    because we have seen something...."

    RUSS ESTES: "But does that mean you bogey up your credentials?"

    SEAN MORTON (angry): "That is not true. You are flat-out lying
    to these people. I went to USC for four years."

    Just then, the debate was cut off by a sloppy edit, and Sean's USC
    diploma appeared on the screen.

    After watching the tape, we contacted Russ Estes. He said that
    the debate between he and Sean went on much longer than was shown
    on the screen. "Live on tape" does not mean totally unedited.
    This show went on for over two hours to obtain a one hour's worth
    of material. Sometimes, whole shows are thrown out when they
    don't work. Unfortunately, Estes made a misstep on the USC
    degree. As it turns out, this is just about the only authentic
    credential he has: a B.A. in Drama and Political Science. We
    certainly believe the Drama part: It's the last degree he ever
    needed.

    The Doctor of Divinity degree is still phony, but in the talk show
    world, evidence counts for nothing; only emotions and presentation
    matter. Sean walked away from the show as a brave and
    knowledgeable crusader, legitimized by a promise from Montel to
    take his tour, and with the implied invitation to reappear on the
    show. Estes walked away alone, wasn't invited to return, and has
    since had to live down the "Does Not Believe in UFOs" moniker.
    Sean even had the delightful gall to send Estes a letter, through
    the producers...

    ---

    Mr. Russ Estes
    c/o Alex Williams [sic]
    The Montel Williams Show
    1500 Broadway Suite 700
    New York, New York, 10036

    Dear Russ:

    I am going to assume that you are not a bold faced liar who is out
    for some kind of warped revenge, or a person who is just trying to
    make a buck off baseless slander.

    Let's try to solve this like gentlemen - enclosed is a copy of my
    U.S.C. diploma. I have also called the school and my records are
    intact. The rest of your "research" on me is equally faulty.

    I hope this solves out problem. If not, I have consulted my
    attorney and any further slander directed toward me through your
    video series or elsewhere, will result in action taken against
    you.

    Yours Truly,
    [BIG signature]
    Sean Morton

    ---

    Things were beginning to look grim for Psychospy. With the time
    of the taping drawing near, we hadn't even begun to scratch the
    surface of Sean David Morton and his path of destruction. Talking
    to our contacts, we saw that Sean had accumulated a vast audience
    of intimate enemies, more than we could possibly contact. If Sean
    sounds knowledgeable and occasionally has some meaningful
    information, it is because he has ripped it off from others. We
    were amused to find that there was even an reputable astrologer
    who hated Sean, who felt that Sean had stolen his predictions and
    passed them off as his own.

    It seemed a futile exercise anyway. We knew all the evidence in
    the world wasn't going to matter when we actually faced off
    against Sean on camera. We were leaving behind our own
    comfortable medium of logic and data and stepping into his home
    turf--the talk show--where presentation counts more than content.
    We were obligated by our own ethics to speak only the simplest
    truths and the cautious assertions supported by data. Sean David
    Morton, bold faced liar that he is, faced no such constraints. He
    could spout any lie he wanted to sound important and get himself
    off the hook, and the only thing that mattered here was that he
    said it with apparent sincerity and that it held up for
    television's thirty second attention span. We knew that if we
    started to make an accusation about him, he would instantly sense
    the winds and make the same one against us with greater force.
    The ensuing argument would make he and us appear to be equals.

    Sean knew all the buzzwords and cliches of the UFO movement and
    could spout the conventional wisdom much faster than we could. He
    knew how to sound sincere and reasonable and adapt instantly to
    the sentiments of any social circumstance. He was well-practiced
    at responding to inquisitions and had emerged from many without a
    scratch. Opposing him, all we had was a body of mundane knowledge
    about a very limited area of the desert. Sean was smooth and
    well-honed in his talk show delivery, and we were stumbling in for
    the first time to a medium where we really didn't want to be.

    It was with these reservations and a sense of dark foreboding that
    we packed our bags and headed for New York City. There, in Times
    Square, we expected a titanic battle between Good and Evil, and
    things didn't look good for Good.

    [To be continued in Desert Rat #16....]

    ----- NEW AIR FORCE STATEMENT ON GROOM -----

    The following statement was recently released to inquiring
    journalists by the Nellis AFB public affairs office. (We
    requested our own copy from Major George Sillia on Aug. 26.) It
    represents a significant shift from the previous "We know nothing
    about Groom Lake" response.

    "There are a variety of facilities throughout the Nellis Range
    Complex. We do have facilities within the complex near the dry
    lake bed of Groom Lake. The facilities of the Nellis Range
    Complex are used for testing and training technologies,
    operations, and systems critical to the effectiveness of U.S.
    military forces. Specific activities conducted at Nellis cannot
    be discussed any further than that."

    That's a step in the right direction. What the base needs now is
    a name and a history. For example, tell us about the U-2 and A-12
    programs at Groom in the 1950s and 1960s. That's not very secret
    or critical to our current defense, so what's the point in
    pretending it is? Will the Air Force take control of the
    situation and provide this information itself, or will the void be
    filled by a dozen aggressive entrepreneurs?

    We'd bet our money on the entrepreneurs.

    ----- EG&G TO ABANDON TEST SITE ----

    According to an 8/26 article in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, EG&G
    and its REECo subsidiary will not seek renewal of their Nevada
    Test Site contract when it expires in 1995. These are two of the
    three companies that have managed the nuclear testing ground since
    its inception. It is unclear whether this action will have any
    affect on operations at the adjoining Groom Lake base, where EG&G
    and REECo are also assumed to be major contractors.

    Recent rumors say that EG&G no longer operates the "Janet" 737
    jets that shuttle workers to Groom and Tonopah. That operation
    has supposedly been taken over by the Air Force, using the same
    aircraft and possibly the same staff.

    ----- JANET "N" NUMBERS -----

    For aircraft watchers, here are the registration and serial
    numbers of Janet 737s and Gulfstream commuter planes spotted at
    the Janet terminal at McCarran airport. Based on observations in
    5/94 and the 4/30/94 FAA registry. One or more of the Janet
    aircraft are probably missing from this list. (We ask our readers
    to find them.)

    Boeing 737...
    Reg. #/Serial #/Owner
    N4508W 19605 Great Western Capital Corp, Beverly Hills
    N4510W 19607 Great Western Capital Corp, Beverly Hills
    N4515W 19612 Great Western Capital Corp, Beverly Hills
    N4529W 20785 First Security Bank of Utah, Salt Lake City
    N5175U 20689 Dept. of the Air Force, Clearfield UT
    N5176Y 20692 Dept. of the Air Force, Clearfield UT
    N5177C 20693 Dept. of the Air Force, Clearfield UT

    Gulfstream C-12...
    N20RA UB-42 Dept. of the Air Force, Clearfield UT
    N654BA BL-54 Dept. of the Air Force, Clearfield UT
    N661BA BL-61 Dept. of the Air Force, Clearfield UT
    N662BA BL-62 Dept. of the Air Force, Clearfield UT

    ----- JANET HANDOFF FREQUENCIES ----

    A DESERT RAT EXCLUSIVE! Published here for the first time are the
    air traffic control frequencies for the "Janet" 737 crew flights
    from Las Vegas McCarran Airport to Groom. The McCarran freqs are
    public, but the Groom ones have not been revealed until now. Air
    traffic control broadcasts are "in the clear" and any scanner
    radio should be able to pick them up. Each of these freqs has
    been personally confirmed by Psychospy or a close associate.

    121.9 McCarran Ground Control
    119.9 McCarran Tower
    133.95 Departure Control
    119.35 Nellis Control
    120.35 Groom Approach
    127.65 Groom Tower
    118.45 Groom Ground

    Here are some other Groom freqs (some of which were previously
    reported in DR #8). The security frequencies are usually
    scrambled, but not always.

    418.05 Cammo Dudes (primary)
    408.4 Cammo Dudes (repeat of 418.05)
    142.2 Cammo Dudes
    170.5 Cammo Dudes (Channel 3)
    138.3 "Adjustment Net" (seems related to security)
    261.1 Dreamland Control (published)
    255.5 Groom Tower (repeat of 127.65)
    154.86 Lincoln County Sheriff
    496.25 Road sensors on public land
    410.8 Pager (apparently from Groom but unconfirmed)

    The most accurate way to detect a road sensor (AFTER you have
    tripped it), is to program 496.25 into several channels of your
    scanner, then scan those channels exclusively as you are driving.
    When the scanner stops on one channel, you have just passed a
    sensor.

    ----- GROOMSTOCK '94 -----

    The "Freedom Ridge Free Speech Encampment" went pretty much as
    planned, with at least sixty people in attendance but not all of
    them staying for the night. There were no surprises and, sadly,
    no confrontations with the authorities when we whipped out our
    cameras and pseudo-cameras to point at the secret base. The Cammo
    Dudes were visible but kept their distance, and the only authority
    figure to show up on the ridge was a BLM Ranger in a Smoky-the-
    Bear hat. He was concerned only that we clean up our trash, and
    he warned us, by his very presence, that "Only You Can Prevent
    Forest Fires."

    The event was recorded in an 8/29 article in the Las Vegas Review-
    Journal, which dubbed it "Groomstock." [The article may be
    available at the FTP site.] We were disturbed to read in the
    paper that the attendees included some "marijuana-smoking
    slackers." We called around and found out it was true and that it
    happened after Psychospy went to bed. Had we known, we would have
    quashed it immediately. This sort of thing discredits our ability
    to police ourselves and hurts the reputation of the land grab
    opponents.

    The hot gossip around the campfire was about the Review-Journal
    reporter and the loony in the tie-dyed shirt. The loony had spent
    about an hour moving rocks and dirt around to make himself a
    comfortable bed, then he blew a conk-shell horn and banged cymbals
    together to bless it. When the reporter arrived, he volunteered
    to make a bed for her, too, not far from his own, and he proceeded
    with the project without any encouragement. It is unknown why he
    singled her out for this special honor, but evidently she was
    "chosen." It should be noted, however, that while blessing the
    reporter's bed, the loony accidentally dropped one of the cymbals.
    We forget to check with the reporter in the morning to see if that
    omen affected the quality of her nighttime experience.

    ----- SOUND FAMILIAR? -----

    From an AP news story printed in the 8/5 Review-Journal...

    "PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti -- Authorities deported an American TV
    crew Thursday, putting the three journalists in an open pickup
    truck, parading them through the capital and then dumping them at
    the Dominican border....

    "Soldiers detained the freelance journalists for PBS's 'The
    MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour' on Sunday while they were filming at
    Port-au-Prince's airport. Three of their videotapes were
    seized....

    "The military-backed government has urged journalists not to
    report 'alarmist' news and has attempted to restrict news
    coverage....

    "'I think it's deplorable, and it's obviously an attempt to
    embarrass them,' [U.S.] Embassy spokesman Stanley Schrager told
    The Associated Press. 'This treatment was not necessary; neither
    was the deportation.... It's a transparent attempt by this
    illegal regime to interfere with the free flow of information.'"

    In related news, the four of the five video tapes seized on July
    19 from KNBC-TV have still not been returned. The tapes were
    taken without a warrant after the crew filmed an interview on
    Freedom Ridge but not the Groom base itself. Activist Glenn
    Campbell, who accompanied the crew, was arrested when he attempted
    to interfere with this seizure.

    ----- CAMPBELL ARRAIGNED -----

    Activist Glenn Campbell reports that his Aug. 24 arraignment on
    obstruction charges was "amicable." Charges were presented, but
    the District Attorney did not appear. The complete text of the
    charges, stemming from the July 19 KNBC incident, reads as
    follows...

    ---

    Case No. P55-94

    IN THE JUSTICE COURT OF THE PAHRANAGAT VALLEY TOWNSHIP
    IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF LINCOLN, STATE OF NEVADA

    CRIMINAL COMPLAINT

    STATE OF NEVADA, Plaintiff,
    vs.
    GLENN P. CAMPBELL, Defendant.

    STATE OF NEVADA ) ss.
    County of Lincoln )

    DOUG LAMOREAUX, being first duly sworn and under penalty of
    perjury, personally appeared before me and complained that on or
    about the 19th of July, 1994, in Lincoln County, State of Nevada,
    the above-named Defendant, GLENN P. CAMPBELL, committed the
    following crime:

    COUNT 1

    OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC OFFICER, a violation of NRS 197.1990 and LCC
    1.12.010, a MISDEMEANOR, in the following manner:

    The Defendant did, then and there, after due notice, willfully,
    hinder, delay or obstruct a public officer in the discharge of his
    officer powers or duties. Specifically, the Defendant did, then
    and there, after due notice, willfully hinder Sergeant Doug
    Lamoreaux in the discharge of his official duties by locking the
    doors of the vehicle which Sergeant Lamoreaux was retrieving
    certain items from and further refused to unlock the doors after
    being requested to do so by Sergeant Lamoreaux.

    All of which is contrary to the form of Statute in such cases made
    and provided and against the peace and dignity of the State of
    Nevada. The complainant, therefore, prays that a Warrant be
    issued for the arrest of the Defendant, if not already arrested,
    so that he may be dealt with according to law.

    [Signed]
    DOUG LAMOREAUX
    Sergeant
    Lincoln County Sheriff's Department

    SUBSCRIBED and SWORN to before me
    this 24th day of August, 1994
    [Signed] NOLA HOLTON
    NOTARY PUBLIC/JUSTICE OF THE PEACE

    ---

    The only surprise in these charges is the line "and further
    refused to unlock the doors after being requested to do so by
    Sergeant Lamoreaux." That is not how Campbell recalls the
    incident. DR#12, published less than 12 hours after the incident,
    reported it as follows...

    "At this point Campbell, who had been standing on the opposite
    side of the vehicle, reached in and pushed down the door locks on
    the side that Lamoreaux was approaching.

    "Lamoreaux said, 'You're under arrest.' Campbell was
    immediately handcuffed and placed in Deputy Bryant's vehicle."

    Campbell claims that Lamoreaux said, "You're under arrest,"
    IMMEDIATELY after he pushed down the door locks, with no request
    being made to unlock them. Campbell says he has two other
    witnesses, the KNBC crew, who can verify his story. In this case,
    where the basic recollection of facts is in conflict, it will be
    interesting to see what the second officer, Deputy Kelly Bryant,
    will say under oath.

    However, the core of Campbell's defense rests on Constitutional
    issues. He is guilty of obstruction only if the officer was
    indeed engaged in the "lawful" execution of his duties. Lamoreaux
    justified his warrantless search by citing, in vague terms, a
    certain Supreme Court ruling, the name of which he could not
    recall at the time. That ruling is apparently in the case "Ross
    vs. U.S." which allows the warrantless seizure of "contraband"
    from a vehicle when there is a danger of flight. It is unclear at
    this point whether the video tapes of a news crew constitute
    contraband in the same manner as a shipment of marijuana or stolen merchandise. Complex First Amendment issues may be invoked. The
    case may be further complicated by the repeated offer by the TV
    reporter to allow Lamoreaux to view the video tapes himself.

    Campbell has requested, and has been granted, a jury trial.
    According to the Justice, this will be the first jury trial held
    in this court since about 1987. Campbell announced his intention
    to represent himself at the trial, with possible legal co-council.
    A tentative trial date of Oct. 25 has been set, but it is likely
    to be postponed. Campbell indicated that he will waive his right
    to a trial within 60 days to allow more time to conduct legal
    research.

    ----- LARRY KING NOT CLONED? -----

    Our report in DR#13 about the diversion of Larry King's plane to
    Nellis AFB continues to disturb many of our readers. It raises
    the specter of secret contacts between King and the military or
    even a surreptitious replacement of the talk show host by a look-
    alike clone. Now, we wonder if our panic was only a false alarm.

    A producer from a Las Vegas TV station tells us: "I checked into
    it and think it is legit. According to the FAA, McCarran Airport
    was never really closed, but they did have pilots choose not to
    land on that Saturday afternoon because of inclement weather.
    They also confirm that there is an agreement with Nellis to allow
    planes in trouble to land there. I spoke to the control tower at
    McCarran. They checked their records, and they indicate that on
    that Saturday a nasty thunderstorm was noted by the tower at 1:45-
    2:05. In fact, four takeoffs were delayed during that time due to
    weather. Planes in the air just flew holding patterns until the
    weather cleared."

    Presumably, King's plane didn't have enough fuel to maintain the
    holding pattern. Thunderstorms can be very localized, and perhaps
    Nellis was clear. A producer at Larry King Live says that, in her
    opinion, he is definitely the same Larry King. She says he got
    the military escort because he was late for a speaking engagement
    and made his wants known on the plane.

    So what can we say? Obviously, the FAA, the TV station and the
    King producer ARE PARTIES TO THE CONSPIRACY. This story is deeper
    than it seems, and the Rat will pursue the investigation for as
    long as it takes. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

    ----- MYSTERIOUS SIGN DISAPPEARANCE -----

    The big "No Photography" signs on the Groom Lake Road have
    disappeared. For over a year, they were installed on public land
    about two miles from the military border, but sometime in the
    first week of August they were cleanly removed, posts and all,
    apparently by the Air Force. (A civilian thief--like SDM, who has
    a number of these signs in his possession--would have simply
    unscrewed the signs, not uprooted the heavy posts and carefully
    filled up the holes.) The two signs on either side of the road
    were each about 3 feet by 4 feet and bore the following text:

    WARNING: THERE IS A RESTRICTED MILITARY INSTALLATION TO THE WEST.
    IT IS UNLAWFUL TO MAKE ANY PHOTOGRAPH, FILM, MAP, SKETCH, PICTURE,
    DRAWING, GRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF THIS AREA, OR EQUIPMENT AT OR
    FLYING OVER THIS INSTALLATION. IT IS UNLAWFUL TO REPRODUCE,
    PUBLISH, SELL, OR GIVE AWAY ANY PHOTOGRAPH, FILM, MAP, SKETCH,
    PICTURE, DRAWING, GRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF THIS AREA, OR
    EQUIPMENT AT OR FLYING OVER THIS INSTALLATION. VIOLATION OF
    EITHER OFFENSE IS PUNISHABLE WITH UP TO A $1000 FINE AND/OR
    IMPRISONMENT FOR UP TO ONE YEAR. 18 U.S. CODE SEC. 795/797 AND
    EXECUTIVE ORDER 10104. FOR INFORMATION CONTACT:
    USAF/DOE LIAISON OFFICE
    PO BOX 98518
    LAS VEGAS, NV 89193-8518

    The signs first appeared in May 1993 shortly after WFAA-TV from
    Dallas took video of the base from White Sides. (When challenged
    by the Sheriff, they admitted photographing the base but managed
    to retain their tape.) The signs were removed in Aug. 1994
    shortly after KNBC-TV from Los Angeles lost their video tape after
    NOT photographing the base. It is unclear why the AF removed the
    signs. Perhaps they have become a little smarter and are adopting
    a "don't ask, don't tell" policy toward photography (but we
    wouldn't want to be the ones to test that theory). The signs
    themselves had become a tourist attraction, and no visitor could
    resist having their picture taken beside them.

    At the same time the "No Photography" signs vanished, the
    misplaced "Restricted Area" sign also went away. This is the
    crossed out sign seen in the NYT article, where the "stupid
    faggot" comment had later been written and then erased (DR#12,13).
    God, we'll miss that sign! It was as illegal as hell--being on
    public land--but an old friend to us nonetheless.

    At least now we can assure the public: If you see a Restricted
    Area sign, it's real and they mean it.

    ----- INTEL BITTIES -----

    ENCOUNTERS TRANSCRIPT. Complete, unedited transcripts (not just
    the sound bites) of the interviews in the 7/22 Encounters show
    (DR#10) are available to Compuserve users. Type GO ENCOUNTERS,
    and look under "Browse Libraries" and "Interview Transcripts."
    Interviews include Rep. James Bilbray (file FREED2.105), Agent X
    (FREED1.105) and Glenn Campbell (FREED3A.105, FREED3B.105). This
    is a transcript for video editing, so every "Um" and "Ah" is
    recorded.

    NEW GUARD FACILITY. We send our congrats to the Dudes on their
    newly constructed prefab building next to the guard house on Groom
    Lake Road (about a half mile inside the border). Apparently, they
    are expecting more business along this part of the border and need
    a new substation. Interested taxpayers can view the new building
    from the first hill on the hiking trail to F.R. ("Hawkeye Hill"),
    a location that will continue to be public even if F.R. is taken.

    UPCOMING TV SEGMENTS. UNSOLVED MYSTERIES will broadcast a show on
    UFOs with a segment on Area 51 on Sunday, Sept. 18 at 8pm. The
    broadcast will include a new interview with Bob Lazar. THE
    CRUSADERS will broadcast a segment on UFOs, including a visit to
    F.R., on Sept. 10 or 11 (date and time vary by city). Air date
    for THE MONTEL WILLIAMS SHOW taped on Aug. 23 has not been
    confirmed, but it could be the week of Sept. 12.

    ===== SUBSCRIPTION AND COPYRIGHT INFO =====

    (c) Glenn Campbell, 1994. (psychospy@aol.com)

    This newsletter is copyrighted and may not be reproduced without
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    A catalog that includes the "Area 51 Viewer's Guide", the Groom
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    Back issues are available on various bulletin boards and by
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    Current circulation: 1440 copies sent directly to subscribers
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    The mail address for Psychospy, Glenn Campbell, Secrecy Oversight
    Council, Area 51 Research Center, Groom Lake Desert Rat and
    countless other ephemeral entities is:
    HCR Box 38
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  • From Jerry Reed@RICKSBBS to All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 05:39:00
    THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter.
    Issue #16. September 16, 1994.
    -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <-----
    AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE
    Direct from the "UFO Capital," Rachel, Nevada.

    Written, published, copyrighted and totally disavowed by
    psychospy@aol.com. See bottom for subscription/copyright info.

    In this issue...
    SUBTLETIES OF THE TELEVISION TALK SHOW, PART II
    NEW BEN RICH BOOK
    LAND GRAB UPDATE
    OUR READERS RESPOND
    INTEL BITTIES

    [Note: This file ends with "###".]

    ----- MEDIA COMMUNICATIONS 103B -----

    SUBTLETIES OF THE TELEVISION TALK SHOW, PART II
    (Continued from DR#15)

    [Montel William Show expected broadcast date: Monday, Sept. 19.]

    We feel guilty and owe our local readers an apology for suggesting
    in DR#11 that if a major U.S. city had to be nuked by a terrorist
    group, Las Vegas wouldn't make a bad target. That's not the way
    we really feel. We only pretend to hate Las Vegas because it is
    fashionable to do so; in truth it's quite a livable city once you
    get to know it. Beyond the Strip, Vegas is a modern, efficient
    metropolis in the Orange County, Calif., mold where it is easy to
    get things done. The neon jungle can be easily avoided, but when
    we choose to go there, it offers some of our favorite free
    entertainment. Although we do not gamble, drink or go to shows,
    we have always enjoyed the casinos for the insights they offer
    into human nature. We find it endlessly amusing to wander through
    the acres of slot machines observing small-brained visitors blow
    away their hard earned savings on odds that are never in their
    favor. Nowhere else in the world are the flaws of human
    perception so obvious and easily studied.

    Our warm sentiments for Las Vegas, and subsequent guilt for
    maligning it, were reawakened by our recent visit to New York
    City, where we took part in an episode of the Montel Williams talk
    show. We REALLY hate New York and really wouldn't mind if the
    Sons and Daughters of Liberty took out Manhattan first. New York
    illustrates what those small-brained Vegas visitors do with their
    lives when they go back home. Packed by the millions into an area
    about the size of the Tikaboo Valley, all personal space and human
    dignity are taken away and then sold back to people at exorbitant
    prices. Almost anywhere in the country would be a healthier, more
    productive place to live; all it takes is a little initiative to
    get up and go. Like the dumb clucks in front of the slot
    machines, New Yorkers just sit there and keep dropping in
    quarters.

    Haunting memories of humility and futility came flooding back to
    us as our plane circled La Guardia airport in the rain waiting for
    clearance to land. In a previous life we had made this trip many
    times before, wearing a business suit (We break out in hives just
    thinking about it.) and carrying a briefcase and umbrella (which,
    dammit, we had forgotten this time). We were returning now like
    Crocodile Dundee from the outback, carrying no coat and tie, only
    our jolly swag. We didn't want to be here, but we had a job to
    do. A mission. In Times Square, we were scheduled to face the
    forces of evil--Sean David Morton--in what we expected to be a
    talk show about Area 51. Sean was the con artist who conducted
    tours of public land for $99, who passed off 737s as UFOs and who
    had recently reemerged on the talk show circuit as a Groom Lake
    expert. We felt that we had to engage the Doctor Reverend Morton
    now, before he grew bigger and further muddied the waters that we
    had worked so hard to clear.

    The producers of the talk show understood Sean as well as we did,
    but chose to invite him back anyway. Sean could speak with
    certainty about UFOs at Area 51, while we were still groping for
    data and could only ask questions. Sean was there to make
    extravagant claims, and we were there to shoot him down. The
    conflict between us would create Entertainment, which is the
    ultimate aim of the talk show format.

    ..... ARRIVAL .....

    Our misgivings and painful memories aside, we felt like a Somewhat
    Important Person when we arrived at the airport. Although we were
    not paid for our appearance, airfare was provided by the show,
    with a free stopover in Boston. As arranged a few days before, we
    would be met by a driver who would take us to the posh Embassy
    Suites Hotel in Times Square. The next morning, an escort would
    meet us at our hotel and take us to the nearby studio. Upon
    completion of the taping, we would receive our $50 per diem for
    food and miscelanous expenses, then a private car would whisk us
    back to the airport. We would be in and out of lovable old New
    York in less than 24 hours.

    We felt like Donald Trump as we exited the airplane and were met
    by our driver, holding up a sign with our name on it. He seemed
    unclear about our destination, however, so we directed him to the
    Embassy Suites. This was located in one of America's most
    expensive blocks of real estate, directly fronting Times Square.
    As we rode the elevator up to the spacious second floor lobby, we
    tried to estimate the cost of a room here. In Vegas, a bed in a
    classy joint like this could be had for $45 a night; here, we
    suspected it was more like $250. We tried not to sound arrogant
    and Grey Poupon-ish as we introduced ourselves to the desk clerk
    as a guest of the Montel Williams Show.

    Alas, the clerk could find no reservation in our name, and some
    embarrassed phone calls to the show determined that we were
    staying not here, but at the Salisbury Hotel, an old "keyhole"
    establishment wedged between clothing stores about 15 blocks
    uptown and a corresponding number of notches downscale. Now don't
    get us wrong: The Salisbury is very "nice." There's no lobby,
    but comfortable rooms are offered at the reasonable rate of only
    $110 per night. As Tom Bodett of Motel 6 says on the radio ads,
    every motel's the same when you're sleep'n. The amenities
    mattered even less to us on this trip since, in the Crocodile
    Dundee spirit, we intended only to lay out our swag on the floor
    and not muss up the pretty bed. Still, the Salisbury was not the
    Embassy Suites, and the unannounced downgrading of our
    accommodations could not help but start the wheels of paranoia
    turning.

    From our room, we called Russ Estes in California, who had
    challenged Sean Morton's credentials in the previous Montel
    Williams show and was not invited back. He said that the same
    thing had happened to him: He arrived at the Embassy Suites only
    to find he had been downgraded to the Edison. "Looks like you're
    being set up like I was," said Estes. He said that for his show,
    they put Morton and the pro-UFO crowd in the Embassy Suites, and
    without notice moved the skeptics and him into the downscale
    Edison. "You know darn well where Sean is staying tonight," said
    Estes.

    The walls of our room started closing in on us as we practiced our
    lines. We knew we would have limited time on the air and would
    have to get out our message early and with no mincing of words.
    "I've lived near Area 51 for a year and a half and have known Sean
    Morton and his work even longer, and I can tell you, without
    reservation, Sean is a charlatan, a fraud and a phony. He'll tell
    any sort of lie to make himself sound important." But wait, maybe
    "charlatan" was too big a word for this audience. We had
    previously considered and rejected "sociopath" as being too
    upscale, while "victim of Munchausen syndrome" wasn't the proper
    clinical term. (In diagnostic manuals, this disorder, named after
    the tall-tale-telling baron, refers to the faking of medical
    symptoms, not the broader compulsive lying we sought to convey.)
    How about "a fraud, a phony, a liar and a con man"? That was
    simple and direct enough for television, but was it too many
    words?

    In a night of fitful sleep, we saw a stream of fevered images. In
    one scene we are shirtless and bulked up to 250 pounds from years
    of illegal steroid use. We point our beefy finger directly at the
    camera and explode in anger: "Sean David Morton, I've taken
    enough of your lies! You're a fake, a fraud and a phony. This is
    the grudge match of the century, Sean David Morton, and when you
    meet Psychospy in the ring, Saturday night, Madison Square Garden,
    only one of us is going to come out of it alive!"

    In other scenes our bravado collapses. The Montel Williams Show
    has prepared an ambush for us consisting of all our present and
    former UFO enemies. In addition to Sean, they have flown in
    conspiracy nutcase and "Old Faithful" promoter Gary Schultz, who,
    after we challenged his takeover of a Rachel UFO conference,
    accused us vaguely of child molestation--nonspecific as to time or
    place. He would no doubt repeat those charges again on the air.
    Next to him is competing nutcase and "Old Faithful" promoter Erik
    Beckjord, who shows the audience dramatically enlarged photos of
    "Old Faithful"--aircraft landing lights to us mortals--and points
    out hidden alien messages in the big white blob. Fortunately,
    Beckjord's hatred for Psychospy is tempered only by his violent
    feuds with Mr. Schultz. Lastly, Montel is sure to welcome Lazar's
    moronic gatekeeper, "Mr. Nasty" Gene Huff, who will sling his
    usual creative epithets in our direction: "Prick! Dickhead!
    Sicko-Spy! Goober! Leach!" (the latter being misspelled as
    given). Not that we couldn't take on all these dim-wits at once
    in any arena, but in the resulting fray, Sean Morton would pretend
    to be the reasonable one and get away scot-free.

    ..... THE STUDIO ....

    When we awoke in the morning, we found ourselves, alas, still in
    New York, seventeen stories above street level in a non-suicide-
    protected room with Zero Hour rapidly approaching. No longer
    trusting the staff of the show and unable to confirm that any
    escort was coming for us, we took the subway to Times Square. The
    studio was on the fourth floor above an older block of storefronts
    in the corner of the square where religious zealots harangue
    passers-by.

    We arrived, as requested, about three hours before the 11 am
    taping. An associate producer briefly showed us the studio and
    the audience warm-up room, then escorted us to "Green Room Number
    One," which would be our home until we went on stage. The
    floorplan reminded us of a miniature Roman Coliseum before a big
    gladiatorial battle. In the middle was the studio, which is much
    smaller than it appears on television. Arranged in a sloping,
    arena-style format are chairs for a small audience--made to look
    big by camera angle--facing a platform where the guests sit in
    padded armchairs. Arrayed around the outside of the studio and
    separated from it by soundproof walls, are a series of "Green
    Rooms" where the guests are warehoused until they appear. Each
    Green Room resembles a small living room with green carpeting on
    the floor and walls and with a sofa and comfortable chairs facing
    a television set. Our Green Room also contained an impressive
    assortment of Pepperidge Farm cookies. We were not relaxed enough
    to eat anything at the time, but we remembered to stuff our
    traveling bag full of them for later consumption.

    Once you enter a Green Room, you are a prisoner there and cannot
    leave without an escort. If you must go to the bathroom, you have
    to inform a production assistant carrying a walkie-talkie. After
    he gets clearance over the radio, he steps into the hallway and
    furtively looks both ways before beckoning you to follow. He
    waits for you outside the bathroom, then escorts you back, keeping
    a constant eye on you to make sure you keep up and do not stray.

    In a program that actively seeks on-air conflict, careful
    management of the Green Rooms is clearly a high priority. Guests
    who are about to go to war with each other on the show shouldn't
    be allowed to run into one another in the hallways. In many
    shows, there will be surprise guests who the others won't be aware
    of until they are revealed on the air, so the cat mustn't be let
    out of the bag. In fact, Sean Morton didn't know that we were
    going to be on the show until we suggested, foolishly, that
    someone tell him. (Those impulsive ethics are always getting in
    our way.)

    All of this plotting behind the scenes might have heightened our
    own paranoia had we not been joined in our Green Room by two
    representatives of sanity, the requisite UFO skeptic and his coach
    from the New York Area Skeptics. The on-air skeptic was a first-
    timer like us, but his coach was a veteran of several talk shows
    and was refreshingly cynical about what we could hope to
    accomplish. According to him, the skeptics--who Psychospy was
    clearly classed among--are usually brought on last and are allowed
    the least amount of airtime. If their arguments are too good and
    they manage to demolish the principal guests, then the episode can
    simply be thrown out and never aired. Even when a show airs, it
    may still be edited, and when time is limited, the skeptic's words
    are the first to go.

    As show time approached, we were visited in our Green Room by a
    series of specialists. First came the make-up man, who kindly
    took the sheen off our balding heads. Then came a woman with a
    clipboard and a man with a video camera. On the clipboard was a
    form we were asked to sign which said that we wouldn't sue the
    producers no matter what happened on the show. After signing, we
    were asked to state our names into the camera and say that we
    agreed to the terms on the form. Montel himself also stopped in
    briefly to greet us, and the head producer visited several times
    to tell us what was happening.

    Soon, even in our sound-proofed Green Room, we began to hear the
    roar of the crowd. Next door, the audience was being "warmed up"
    for the show, with instructions on when and how to applaud and
    when to keep quiet. Practicing their loudest and most
    enthusiastic response, their thunder shook the coliseum walls.
    The show was about the begin.

    ..... FREAK SHOW .....

    Sitting on a comfortable sofa, drinking Pepsi and watching TV in
    our Green Room, what we saw on the screen could have been any
    midday talk show. We would have changed the channel if we could,
    but we had to pay attention to this one because it was actually
    taking place next door and we would be on it in a few minutes.
    Montel Williams stood in the audience, and after the initial
    enthusiastic applause, he announced that he had been to Area 51
    just as he promised. Then, after a commercial break, a clip was
    shown from the previous broadcast: Montel promising Sean that he
    would visit. When the clip was over, Montel said he would show
    the tape from his recent trip later in the show, but first he had
    guests to introduce.

    On the stage were two women: A young, attractive one, and an
    older one with dark circles around her eyes that even makeup
    couldn't hide. They were the abductees, the standard starting
    point whenever a talk show does UFOs. As far as we were
    concerned, these two could have come from Central Casting. We had
    never seen them before, but we had seen people like them on other
    shows, and we knew most of what they would say before they opened
    their mouths. The attractive woman recounted how the aliens had
    paralyzed her in her bed while her boyfriend slept undisturbed
    beside here. Without her permission, the aliens touched and
    prodded her naked body, first in gentle, caring ways and then in
    ways that were not at all pleasant. She felt betrayed by the
    ruder touches and would never trust the aliens again.

    The second woman, with the sunken eyes, said that she had been
    abducted all of her life by many different kinds of aliens. She
    had, in fact, killed a number of them. The aliens had implanted
    tiny fetuses in her body and removed them three weeks later,
    remarkably developed to the stage of three to four months. The
    woman knew the fetuses weren't hers, because she previously had a hysterectomy. (This raised snickers among our fellow skeptics,
    who asked themselves, Where did the woman carry these infants--in
    her bladder?)

    A tape was then shown of Montel's tour of the woman's house in Las
    Vegas, where he and his crew had visited just before they came to
    Rachel. The house was filled with geodesic shapes and magical
    crystals designed to ward off the aliens. The woman slept under a
    six-foot pyramid with a crystal hanging from the center. To us,
    it looked like the same contraption Sean Morton is seen meditating
    under in one of his publicity photographs. We wondered if he had
    sold it to her.

    By the time of the second commercial break, the theme had been
    set. Watching TV in our Green Room, we knew that this woman would
    be the star of the show, and Area 51 could be no more than brief
    diversion.

    ..... THE ALIENS .....

    Upon return from the break, two more chairs had been added. The
    new guests were a clean-cut looking couple who publish Unicus,
    "the magazine for earthbound extraterrestrials." These people
    haven't been abducted by aliens; they ARE aliens.

    Again, although we had never met this couple, we knew their basic
    story before they spoke. We have run into many aliens here in
    Rachel, like the Ambassador Merlyn Merlin II from Draconis [DR #2]
    and the very attractive Venus From Venus, whose business card says
    she does "weddings, exorcisms and alignment healings." Although
    these beings appear in human form, you know they are aliens
    because they immediately introduce themselves as such. One young,
    spacy-eyed woman we once met opened the conversation by asking us
    where we were from. We said, "Boston," and she said, "No, where
    are you from Out There?" We had to confess that we didn't know.
    She said that her name was Willow--just Willow--and that she was
    from the Pleiades. Pleiadians, she explained, are very
    peace/love/60s sort of aliens, in contrast to the evil, gray,
    rectum-coring Reticulans, which Ambassador Merlin claims to
    represent.

    Like the aliens we have known, the couple on the Montel show grew
    up thinking they were human and did not know the truth until
    experiencing a revelation. As the woman explained it, a similar
    mystical event lead her to found the magazine. She said that she
    saw a holographic vision of Unicus before her. On the show,
    someone asked, What is Unicus? Unicus, she said, was the
    magazine. She saw a 3-D vision of the magazine in front of her,
    so all she had to do was look through the pages to know how to
    write and design it.

    Still sitting in our Green Room, our mind preoccupied with other
    things, we may have lost touch with the woman's narrative
    sequence, so we apologize if we don't get her story exactly right.
    Sometime after the vision, the woman felt an unexplained calling
    to go to Peru. The next day, it so happened, a brochure arrived
    in the mail for a tour to Peru, and seeing how this could not be
    coincidence, she signed up. Through her hotel room window at Lake
    Titicaca, she saw several alien spacecraft emerge from a cave in a
    cliff. They split into many craft and then vanished. Somehow,
    this confirmed her vision and convictions about Unicus.

    The man had nothing memorable to add, except that he was also an
    alien. The two had met at a UFO conference and were immediately
    drawn to each other by their alienness, but we forget the details.

    Then there was another commercial break. The show was now half
    over. Nothing introduced so far had any stated connection with
    Area 51. This was a show about aliens and abductees. We remain
    neutral and do not feel qualified to pass judgment on their
    claims, no matter how Loony Tunes. Perhaps some abductions are
    real, but we have often experienced another kind of UFO abuse that
    is rarely reported to the public: abducted by abductees, which
    this show clearly was. We realized, now, that our role would be
    only that of a token skeptic to be brought on at the very end to
    give the production a thin veneer of respectability.

    ..... SEAN MORTON .....

    When Sean finally appeared in the fifth chair, he was almost
    irrelevant. Because he knew we were here and would be on next, he
    made no extravagant claims about Groom Lake. What he said was a
    totally forgettable rehash of generic UFO cliches. We heard him
    say something about "Roswell," but can't remember anything else.
    He provided nothing substantial enough to challenge.

    During Sean's segment, Montel showed the tape of his superficial
    visit to Rachel and Freedom Ridge, without Sean. Pat and Joe
    Travis of the Little A-Le-Inn were interviewed outside their
    establishment, offering their usual unconditional support for
    everything anyone ever claimed to have seen or experienced.
    Psychospy, looking hokey in our camouflage fatigues, met Montel in
    our driveway and showed him the big map on the ceiling of our
    Research Center. There were some driving scenes, then Montel
    appeared on Freedom Ridge saying that he had come as promised.
    Finally, through the window of the Humvee we saw some daring
    footage of the secret base in the distance.

    There was a break for another commercial. The program was winding
    down now and at last it was our turn. We were escorted from our
    Green Room and joined the stage with TV newsman George Knapp,
    meaning that we would each have only microseconds of air time.

    When the lights came up again, the camera was still on Sean.
    Commenting on the tape, he said that he had personally discovered
    the location Montel had just visited. A lie! He had never even
    been to Freedom Ridge, let alone discovered it. We wanted to
    shout, "Liar!" but unfortunately we had not yet been introduced
    and did not exist as far as the camera was concerned.

    Time was running out, and there were still three guests left.
    George Knapp was introduced first. He had come expecting to talk
    about Area 51 and the Bob Lazar story, which he had introduced to
    the world with his KLAS-TV report in 1989. Unfortunately, he had
    time only for a few short lines. George said something about the
    charlatans taking over the field, but unfortunately he did not
    name Sean directly.

    Then, at last, Psychospy was introduced. We were asked what
    brought us to Area 51. We said that we had seen a UFO video tape
    in which Sean Morton claimed that you could see a dozen UFOs from
    the Black Mailbox on even a bad night. We said that we came here
    first to check out this claim but saw only military exercises.

    Sean replied immediately, "Unfortunately, Glenn arrived too late,"
    and then he seamlessly took control of the camera. We still feel
    dazed and aren't sure how it happened, but somehow we dropped the
    ball and didn't have a chance to respond. With the show drawing
    to a close, any disagreements between Sean and us seemed futile.
    Although Sean got more air time than we did, even he wasn't really
    a player here.

    Members of the audience had questions, but only for the sunken-
    eyed abductee. Someone asked, "You say you killed some aliens.
    If so, then what happened to the bodies?"

    The abductee replied that they had disintegrated instantly.

    Someone else asked (off-camera): "How did you kill the aliens?"

    The abductee replied, "With a crystal pistol."

    We wondered, silently, whether Sean had sold her the crystal
    pistol.

    After a final commercial break, the skeptic came on, making it
    eight chairs. He was allowed a few token words of objection.
    There was another question or two from the audience for the
    abductees and aliens, then Montel proceeded to close the show.

    The last thing he did before ending the show was poll each of the
    guests to ask if they had seen UFOs. We recognized this as our
    set-up. When the question came to Sean, he said that he had seen
    UFOs at two locations, including Area 51. When it came to us, we
    said that we had never seen any UFOs, even when we were on the
    next ridge over from where Sean was seeing UFOs galore.

    We got an applause for that. Our only minor triumph.

    ..... EPILOGUE .....

    Upon return to our Green Room, we found it occupied by two guests
    for the next show, taping in the afternoon: "Interracial Couples
    Who Haven't Told Their Parents". In our Green Room was the
    interracial couple, looking tense. In another Green Room, we
    heard, was the white man's conservative mother. Since the mother
    hadn't seen her son in three years, she thought she was doing the
    show, "Parents Reunited With Their Children."

    Isn't America a wonderful country!

    In retrospect, maybe we didn't do so badly. At least we survived
    with a few shreds of dignity intact. Even if we did not achieve
    the definitive victory we had hoped for, at least Mr. Morton was
    kept in check and, aside from his Freedom Ridge discovery, didn't
    have a chance to spread any new nonsense. In a crunch, we were
    forced to meet Sean Morton on his own turf. Now, with that
    encounter ended in a draw, we can bide our time and move the
    battle to a venue where we feel more comfortable. Slowly,
    methodically, we'll data him to death.

    "You may have gotten away this time, Sean David Morton, but we'll
    meet again!"

    ----- BEN RICH SKUNK WORKS BOOK -----

    Former Lockheed Skunk Works president Ben Rich, who directed the
    development of the F-117 stealth fighter, will be publishing his
    memoirs next month. "Skunk Works: A Personal Memoir of My Years
    at Lockheed" is a tell-almost-all book with many nameless
    references to Groom Lake. Rich shows an obvious disdain for the
    "blue suiters" of the Air Force and expresses his frustrations
    with excessive secrecy and the caprices of the military
    procurement process. Popular Science is excerpting some of Rich's
    book in their October 1994 issue, which should be hitting
    newsstands and mailboxes within the next few days.

    Our mail order arm, Secrecy Oversight Council, will be selling the
    Ben Rich book as soon as it is available. The price is $24.95
    plus $3.50 priority mail postage. Scheduled publication date is
    Oct. 4, but we are accepting orders now. (Little, Brown, 350
    pages, hardcover.)

    ----- LAND GRAB UPDATE -----

    Like a soap opera, the land withdrawal process for Freedom Ridge
    goes on and on. In DR#13, we said that Oct. 15 would be the
    soonest the land could be closed. Now, Jan. 1 looks like a more
    reasonable minimum, but we wouldn't place any bets on that date
    either. The process could conceivably drag on much longer--up to
    a deadline of Oct. 95--and we still don't know for certain that
    the withdrawal will be approved.

    We have never claimed to fully understand the withdrawal process,
    owing to its many bureaucratic subprocesses, but after talking
    with the BLM case officer, here is our understanding of the future
    steps. Dates are our earliest guess, and further delays are
    possible anywhere in the process.

    Step 1: Release of Environmental Assessment and proposed land use
    plan amendment (prerequisites for the withdrawal). Notice of
    proposed amendment published in Federal Register. (Maybe 10/15.)

    Step 2: Public is offered a 30-day protest period on land use
    plan amendment. (Maybe 10/15 through 11/15.)

    Step 3: Las Vegas BLM addresses amendment protests.

    Step 4: Las Vegas BLM issues record of decision on land use plan
    amendment, clearing the way for the withdrawal application to
    proceed. (Maybe December.) Presumably, that decision can be
    appealed.

    Step 5: Las Vegas passes the withdrawal application to the BLM
    state headquarters in Reno. Reno takes an unknown length of time
    reviewing application and making a recommendation.

    Step 6: Reno passes application to the national BLM director in
    Washington. National director takes an unknown length of time
    reviewing application and making a recommendation.

    Step 7: National BLM director passes application to Secretary of
    the Interior, along with a recommendation. Secretary makes
    decision to approve, reject, delay or consult entrails of
    sacrificed animals. In the event of an approval, we assume (but
    are not certain) that the public will be given due warning that
    the land will be closed, presumably with a notice in the Federal
    Register.

    Judging from the many hurdles still to be crossed, we are not yet
    making any plans for our Freedom Ridge End-of-the-World Party.

    ----- OUR READERS RESPOND -----

    The following items of correspondence were recently received at
    our Rachel headquarters.

    CLONING NOT IMPOSSIBLE (Email)

    "HI! Just wanted to introduce myself. I am the guy who pulled
    the toy gun on TV Consumer Advocate David Horowitz in 1987 on live
    TV at KNBC in Los Angeles. I wanted to get my message out about
    my family having been cloned by the government and the subsequent
    events in my shattered life as a result of this action. I assure
    you I am of the most sincere nature, and can verify all of what I
    believe in. I am currently writing a book titled "The Invasion of
    the Human Race", which I hope to complete in the next few
    weeks.... I was interested in your comments about Larry King
    being cloned. I can tell you that this is quite possible."
    -- G.S.

    GOODBYE CALIFORNIA (Letter)

    "I am interested in getting a copy of the map of the US after
    the coast of California supposedly falls into the ocean. If you
    do not have them, do you know where I can get one?"
    -- S.G., Mt. Carmel, PA

    ----- INTEL BITTIES -----

    ST. PAUL UFO CONFERENCE. On Nov. 5 & 6, the Science Museum of
    Minnesota will be offering a two-day symposium entitled, "The
    Science and Politics of UFO Research," which promises to be a
    significant cut above the usual UFO loonfest. Only credentialed
    scientists will be speaking--no aliens, New Age channelers or
    SDMs. Speakers will include Stanton Friedman, Kevin Randle, John
    Mack, Thomas Bullard (folklorist), James McCampbell (physicist),
    Dr. Richard Haines (psychologist), Dr. Ron Westrum (sociologist),
    Jack Kasher (physicist and astronomer), Michael Zimmerman
    (philosopher) and others. The topic is less about UFOs themselves
    than how human science and society can deal with such
    investigations. Psychospy will be discreetly in attendance. The
    price for the symposium is $130. For more details, email
    penson@geom.umn.edu or contact the Museum at 30 East 10th St., St.
    Paul, MN 55101. (612) 221-4511.

    LAZAR SAUCER. A shipment of the new Lazar Spacecraft plastic
    model from the Testor Corporation is supposed to arrive at our
    Research Center by next Thursday. Although we still do not have
    it in our hands, we can assure our readers, IT EXISTS. The model,
    that is. You can debate endlessly the veracity of the Lazar
    story, but at least it is rich enough in technical details to make
    this model possible. Designer John Andrews, best known for
    producing the first F-117 model before it was made public, spent
    many hours with "The Bob" getting the details right. The plastic
    saucer is 13" in diameter, and the price from us is $25.00 plus
    $5.50 priority mail postage.

    SKEPTIC HISTORY BOOK. Now in stock: "Watch the Skies: A Chronicle
    of the Flying Saucer Myth," by Curtis Peebles. This is a
    skeptic's history of the UFO movement, offering a plausible,
    although often superficial, explanation for most of the major
    publicized UFO events since the 1947 Kenneth Arnold sighting.
    Anyone who has pursued any of these stories, like Roswell or the
    Travis Walton case, is bound to find grounds for argument, but it
    is still interesting to see the flying saucer phenomenon placed
    into an historical perspective. For example, the Roswell flying
    saucer announcement came only a few weeks after the widely
    publicized Arnold "saucer" sighting near Mt. Rainier,
    strengthening the suggestion that the Roswell officers may have
    been influenced by that publicity. Anyone seriously interested in
    UFOs needs to read this sobering book. Available from us for
    $24.95 plus $3.50 priority mail postage. (Smithsonian Institution
    Press, 1994, 342 pages, hardcover.)

    UPCOMING TV SEGMENTS. An UNSOLVED MYSTERIES show on UFOs with a
    segment on Area 51 will air Sunday, Sept. 18 at 8pm. The MONTEL
    WILLIAMS talk show taped on Aug. 23 will probably be shown Monday,
    Sept. 19 (time varies by city). (In a demonstration of talk show
    incest, Montel recently appeared as a guest on the Conan O'Brian
    talk show, where he promoted his Area 51 show.) The live LARRY
    KING special on UFOs, direct from Rachel, Nevada, will air
    Saturday, Oct. 1 at 8pm ET (5pm PT) on the TNT cable network.

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  • From Jerry Reed@RICKSBBS to All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 05:39:00
    THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter.
    Issue #17. October 13, 1994.
    -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <-----
    AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE
    Direct from the "UFO Capital," Rachel, Nevada.
    Written, published, copyrighted and totally disavowed by
    psychospy@aol.com. See bottom for subscription/copyright info.

    In this issue...
    SENSOR WARS
    A JOURNALIST REPLIES
    GROOM LAKE "FAN MAN" SAILS TOWARD BASE
    INTEL BITTIES

    [Note: This file ends with "###".]

    ----- SENSOR WARS -----

    In DR#3, we reported the existence of a number of road sensors on
    public land near the outer perimeter of the Groom Lake base. Each
    apparatus consists of two canisters about the size of soft drink
    cans buried about fifteen feet apart beside the road (magnetic
    detectors). These are wired to a transmitter about the size of a
    gallon paint can half-buried behind a bush. The unit is powered
    by batteries housed an ammo can sitting beside the transmitter.
    At one point, we counted twenty of these on public land, extending
    up to seven miles from the border.

    The sensors upset us because they suggest that the military, not
    BLM, is in practical control of this land. If you trip a sensor,
    within a few minutes an anonymous security patrol will appear.
    Your license plates will be recorded and relayed to the
    nonexistent base. If you deviate from the expected path to
    Freedom Ridge, a patrol will actively shadow you and won't let you
    out of it's sight until you return to the paved highway. If you
    happen to show up at an inconvenient time, the non-accountable
    patrols may even block your access to this public land, as
    reported in DR#9.

    At the least, the sensors represent bad public relations. They
    convey the message that no matter how much land the military has,
    they will always seek to control even more. Every military
    perimeter needs a buffer zone to protect it, then another buffer
    zone to protect THAT perimeter, and so on. In fact, the Groom
    Mountain Range was taken in the 1980s for no other purpose that to
    provide an unused buffer zone. If you cross the border in the
    vicinity of Freedom Ridge, you still have to traverse at least
    seven miles of empty sagebrush before you come to the border of
    "Area 51." The sensor network essentially turns public land into
    a buffer zone for that buffer zone.

    No one objects to the military installing sensors within the areas
    they legally control. The military has a right to detect when
    people actually intrude onto their land, but collecting
    information on the whereabouts and identity people who have NOT
    intruded is different. That is purely an intelligence function.
    Is domestic surveillance part of the military's charter? When the
    entity collecting the intelligence is in itself unacknowledged,
    the potentials for abuse are great. Where is this intelligence
    being sent? Will it be passed to the FBI, NSA or some other
    intelligence agency? Will people whose vehicles are seen near the
    border be flagged as "suspect citizens" and watched more closely
    for un-American activities? It may sound far-fetched, but when
    the data collecting apparatus is entirely anonymous and no one can
    be held accountable for abuses, then there is no telling how the
    information may be used.

    Such a discussion about whether the sensors are legal and proper
    has been largely academic until now. Although we are opposed to
    them on philosophical grounds, as a practical matter we know where
    they are and how to disable them. You can pull the power plug
    before you pass and reconnect it after you leave. When television
    crews visit, the sensors provide an irresistible visual
    illustration of Big Brother at work. We express our theatrical
    outrage into the camera as we point out the transmitter hiding
    behind the bush. Until now, we've been happy with the status quo.
    We wouldn't want to remove a sensor because, for one thing, we
    have already carefully mapped them, and removing one would mean
    that a new one would show up somewhere else and we would have to
    change are maps accordingly.

    ..... MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES .....

    A few days ago, on Oct. 5, we were out in the field with a crew
    from yet another TV affiliate. Part of our shtick as we are
    driving the press to Freedom Ridge is to use our radio equipment
    to detect a sensor, then get out of the car with camera in tow to
    look for it. On cue, we convey our sentiments: Look, it's a
    sensor ON PUBLIC LAND! It means THEY KNOW WE ARE COMING and we're
    going to be shadowed by ANONYMOUS SECURITY GUARDS IN WHITE JEEP
    CHEROKEES. This sensor is an offense to our FREEDOM, PRIVACY AND
    PEACE OF MIND. It makes us feel so... so... VIOLATED!

    Of course the exercise is totally staged, because we already know
    where the sensors are and when to tell the cameraman to start
    rolling. Often we give our radio equipment to the reporter
    sitting beside us so that he'll have the satisfaction of saying,
    "There it is!"

    ....So we're cruising down the dirt road toward Roadblock Canyon
    with the TV cameraman in the back seat and the reporter in the
    front. Suddenly, we stop the car, close our eyes, open them again
    and announce our remarkable clairvoyant intuition: "Sensor ahead."
    We give the scanner to the reporter and tell him to yell out when
    "496.25" shows up on the screen. With the camera rolling, we
    start driving again, past a sensor we have already mapped and
    identified as number 810.

    Nothing happens.

    We back up, drive forward again. Still nothing. Okay, so
    clairvoyance is never perfect. If we were alone, we would get out
    and checked the bushes, but the crew has a deadline to meet. We
    tell the cameraman to stand by because we know there are other
    sensors on this road: five altogether. About a mile further down
    the road we pass the prior location of sensor 811. The camera is
    running, but still no response on the scanner. Now we are
    beginning to sweat and wonder if we will ever have a chance to
    express our outrage. We have the reporter look at the frequency
    counter instead of the scanner as we back up and pass over the
    site again. Nada.

    We drive ahead, and get no response at the presumed locations of
    812 and 813. By this time, the exercise is getting tired.
    Psychospy has cried wolf once too often, and the camera doesn't
    roll when we announce a possible sensor. We start feeling a bit
    depressed and wonder if maybe the military had taken them all
    away, just like the very photogenic "No Photography" signs they
    removed after the KNBC fiasco (DR #15). The sensors are part of
    our dog and pony show. Since the base itself is relatively
    static, most crews decline even to shoot it. (Most now rely on
    still photos or stock footage borrowed from other stations.) The
    only reason to go into the field now is to catch shots of the
    ominous Cammo Dudes sitting on a hill, the sinister "Use of Deadly
    Force Authorized" signs, the mysterious "black" helicopter and the
    ubiquitous sensors hiding behind bushes miles from the border.
    Take away these things, and for a visual medium like television
    THERE IS NO STORY.

    Could the military have suddenly gotten smart?

    ..... WHAT HAPPENED? .....

    After passing through the infamous "Sensor Alley" to Freedom Ridge
    with nary a blip on the screen, we theorized that someone at a
    high level in the Air Force saw the Larry King TV special on Oct.
    1. In it, the sensors were mentioned, and we figured that a
    member of the brass with some P.R. sense had seen it and conveyed
    a message down the chain of command that sensors on public land
    aren't terribly prudent. Even without the sensors, there are so
    many patrols in the field now that it seems highly unlikely that a
    vehicle could slip into the area undetected. Instead of
    protecting the border, the sensors were drawing people to it.
    They were among the props that made Freedom Ridge the sort of
    irresistible adventure destination that cannot help but attract already-seen-it-all tourists.

    We surmised that the orders had to come from a high level because
    the local command structure has always seemed crippled and
    incapable of changing with the times. The local Dudes seem
    trapped by their own antiquated rules, still fighting a heavy-
    handed battle with Soviet spies and not the subtle P.R. challenges
    of the 90's. Change, if it happens, has to come from above;
    otherwise, the organization marches ahead in robot mode and
    repeatedly shoots itself in the foot whenever given the
    opportunity.

    Although we felt depressed about losing our props, removing the
    sensors was the right thing for the military to do. We thought it
    indicated a glimmer of intelligence and hope at the top of the
    command structure.

    But we were wrong.

    ..... A VISIT FROM THE LAW .....

    The day after the TV crew visited, two sheriff's deputies dropped
    in to see us at our Research Center. They were Undersheriff Gary
    Davis and Lieutenant Richard Triplett. They said they were
    investigating the disappearance of eight road sensors reported
    AWOL by the Air Force.

    They wanted to know if we knew who had taken them. We said we
    didn't, and that's the truth.

    The deputies mentioned that Sergeant Lamoreaux had visited our
    office on an earlier occasion, seeking information on who might
    have run down a cow near the Black Mailbox. In the course of his
    visit, we might have shown Sergeant Lamoreaux the detector unit we
    had found in the middle of a road over a year ago. This was one
    of the soft-drink-sized canisters, made from standard PVC pipe,
    containing a coil and some primitive electronics. The wires
    leading out of the unit were frayed and chewed up, as though a
    coyote had gnawed on it and maybe pulled it from the ground. At
    the time we discovered the unit, we weren't sure what it was.
    There was a manufacturer's name on it, but no indication that it
    was government property. Subsequent examination of the inner
    electronics gave us the clues we needed to find a complete
    apparatus. A friend of ours stumbled upon the first one. By
    driving past it repeatedly and analyzing the output, we found the
    radio techniques we needed to discover the rest.

    The two officers asked us if they could see the detector unit we
    showed to Sergeant Lamoreaux. We pointed to it sitting on the
    table beside them. It was a popular item at our Research Center,
    and we did not hesitate to show it to visitors. As reported in
    our Viewer's Guide, we considered it abandoned property and would
    be happy to return it to anyone who can prove ownership.

    We opened the unit and explained to the officers how it worked.
    The officers said that the detector unit we held in our hands was
    worth $1000. We laughed at that one. We said that it was
    possible that the entire apparatus, including transmitter and
    battery, might have cost the military $1000 at very inflated
    contractor prices. We were not talking high tech. The detector
    unit was composed of off-the-shelf electronic components
    performing a very simple function: to receive the electric current
    produced by a big piece of metal--a car--passing by a coil,
    amplify the signal and pass an impulse along to the equally
    rudimentary transmitter. Any knowledgeable hobbyist should be
    able to reproduce the functions of the detector with about $20
    worth of overpriced parts from Radio Shack.

    The officers insisted that the sensor unit alone cost the
    government $1000, while the transmitter was valued at $4000.
    That's a total cost to the taxpayer of $6000, batteries not
    included. The officers told us, very politely, that any theft of
    government property worth more than $250 was a felony. For
    example, theft or possession of one of these detector units that
    we now held in our hands was punishable by one to four years in
    prison.

    Just then we felt something go "clunk" in our digestive tract. In
    an instantaneous clairvoyant revelation, we saw where things were
    leading.

    They were out to nail Psychospy.

    ..... HOW TO NEUTRALIZE AN IRRITANT .....

    People have often asked us if, as the military's chief irritant
    here, we have ever suffered any threats or retribution for our
    activism. Alas, we have had nothing sinister to report. Once,
    our home was visited by mysterious Men in Black (DR#1), but they
    turned out to be Jehovah's Witnesses. On many occasions near the
    border, we have been deliberately buzzed at very close range by
    the big Blackhawk helicopter, no identifying numbers, in direct
    violation of the Air Force's own regulations on clearance
    distances. We were outraged, of course, but wouldn't miss it for
    the world. Recently, we were arrested for apparently interfering
    with the warrantless seizure of a news crew's video tape. We'll
    fight it all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary, but even
    if we lose the fine probably won't be more than a couple hundred
    dollars--well worth the price in entertainment and political
    value, we'd say.

    People warn us, "Be careful. If they want to get you, they will."
    We have always taken these warnings lightly. All we need to do to
    protect ourselves, we reply to our advisors, is remain pure of
    heart and clean of spirit, be honest, open and honorable at all
    times and the goons can't touch us. Oh, naivete! As we talked to
    the officers with a thousand dollar piece of junk in our hands, we
    were feeling a wee bit vulnerable. We saw, in our clairvoyant
    vision, that if "they" ever wanted to get us, this is how they'd
    do it. They'd look around for opportunities and strike us
    wherever we were exposed.

    Officer Triplett said that he was not going to read us our Miranda
    rights because we were not under arrest. We were just having a
    friendly conversation. Nonetheless, he wanted us to know that
    what we said could be used against us in court. He was going to
    ask us a series of questions, and we had the right not to answer
    if we so chose. However, if we did choose to respond, and that
    answer turned out to be a lie, it could be a bad for us in the
    future. Officer Triplett asked us if we understood what he had
    just said, and we replied that we did.

    What followed was a game of "I've Got a Secret." The officers
    asked us questions, and we replied with "Yes," "No" or "I'm sorry,
    but I'd really rather not answer that." The tone was cordial
    throughout our chat, and we had a chance to give each question
    careful thought before replying. We do not recall the exact
    sequence of the questions, but what follows is the gist....

    The officers asked us if we had any sensors in our possession,
    other than the piece we held in our hands.

    We said, "No."

    They asked us if we knew who had taken the sensors.

    We voiced our theory that the sensors were stolen by mice. We
    explained to the officers that when the mice come to see Groom
    Lake, they often want to take a souvenir back home with them. The
    sensors are convenient and easy to find now that we have published
    the frequency and told the world how to locate them with any off-
    the-shelf scanner (DR#15). The sensors are a compelling symbol of
    authority, as irresistible to purloin as the Restricted Area
    signs. Because they are farther from the border than the signs,
    sitting all by their lonesomes in the desert, the mice find them
    easier to snag.

    The officers asked us if we knew any of these mice personally.

    We said that we knew a few adventurous rodents who might do that
    sort of thing. We said that we had no specific evidence, however.
    We suggested that the sensors were probably taken independently by
    a number of different mice rather than in a concerted effort by
    one or two.

    The officers asked us if we had ever HAD a detector unit in our
    possession, other than the one we held in our hands.

    We thought about it carefully and replied that we preferred not to
    answer that question.

    The officers asked us if we had ever had one of those $4000
    transmitters in our possession.

    Again, we replied, thoughtfully, that we preferred not to answer
    the question.

    The officers asked us if we had ever had a battery in our
    possession.

    We replied proudly and unequivocally, "No." We have never had a
    battery in our possession.

    In very hypothetical terms, we recounted for the officers a bit of
    history. There was a time, many moons ago, when the Air Force
    refused to acknowledge that it had any sensors on public land.
    The nonexistent secret base guarded by nonexistent Cammo Dudes was
    also protected by nonexistent road sensors. BLM, the custodian of
    the lands on which the sensors are buried, had no knowledge of
    them either until a reporter we talked to inquired. A BLM ranger
    had to dig one up himself and present it to the Air Force before
    the AF admitted anything.

    We explained to the officers, strictly hypothetically, that prior
    to the AF admission, the status of the sensors was very vague. If
    one happened to stumble upon one of these orphaned items in the
    desert, it would peak ones curiosity, would it not? If no one
    admitted to owning them, they would seem like abandoned property,
    like any of the dozen crashed jets or practice bombs found
    littering the area. Unable to obtain any official information
    about what this strange apparatus was or who might have left it
    behind, a curious individual might be tempted to take one home to
    examine. Hypothetically, one might want to dissect it to find out
    how it works. That sort of information might help lead one to the
    owner, to whom, of course, one would want to return it immediately
    if they could prove it is theirs.

    We explained to the officers that after the Air Force conceded
    that it did have sensors on public land, the situation would have
    changed. One would not want to have any such apparatus in ones
    possession. To any person or organization who had become a
    painful thorn in the side of both the military and the Sheriff's
    Dept., possessing any such hardware could be a very dangerous
    liability, could it not?

    In an embarassing breach of etiquette in our otherwise polite and
    hypothetical conversation, Undersheriff Davis blurted out, "So who
    did you give the sensor to?"

    We looked mystified. "Sensor? What sensor?"

    We reiterated that we had no sensors in our possession and did not
    know which rodent was responsible for the current wave of sensor-
    nappings. We liked the sensors just the way they were. They were
    part of our act for the TV cameras. Why would we want to mess up
    a good thing?

    Undersheriff Davis, in another faux pas, asked if they could
    search our Research Center for sensors. We thought about it a
    moment then politely declined. We said that it was a matter of
    principal. Although we did not have any sensors or other
    contraband in our possession, we did not know if there was
    anything else in our Research Center that might be construed
    against us. We could not think of anything specifically, but we
    liked our privacy and would feel more comfortable if the premises
    were not searched.

    The officers said that they would have to confiscate the one
    detector unit we had found in the road. We expressed our dismay,
    since it had no government markings, was found abandoned in the
    road where any passing patrol could have picked it up and was
    discovered before we had any idea what it was. Nonetheless, the
    officers insisted that we knew that it belonged to the government.
    They said that the responsibility would be the government's to
    prove it was theirs, and if they could not do so, then it was
    possible it would be returned to us. (Fat chance, we thought....
    Just like those dozens of rolls of film taken from visitors with
    the promise of "free developing.")

    The officers gave us a receipt for the detector. They agreed that
    we had been courteous and helpful. They said that they would go
    to their Rachel substation (a rarely-used building a block away)
    to talk it over and would come back to us if they had any further
    questions.

    ..... CUTTING A DEAL .....

    The officers returned about fifteen minutes later. They said they
    had been talking on the phone to the Sheriff but that they had not
    yet contacted the Air Force, who they had been cooperating with in
    this investigation. The information and offer that Officer
    Triplett subsequently made to us we assume had the direct approval
    of the Sheriff himself.

    First, Officer Triplett showed us a snapshot of a sensor and
    transmitter, apparently given to them by the Air Force. He said
    that he wanted to let us know, in a friendly sort of way, that
    they would be going door to door to all of our neighbors in Rachel
    to show them the picture and ask if anyone had ever seen us with
    such an apparatus or heard us talking about having one. They were
    not going to make any accusations, mind you, just have a friendly
    chat about us with every person in town.

    Then Deputy Triplett made us an offer. It was a friendly offer,
    based on the kind of deal, he said, that is often cut in drug
    cases. Triplett said that they already had "two or three good
    suspects" in the disappearance of the sensors. If these suspects
    were confronted with their crimes, there was a risk that they
    might "roll over" in exchange for more lenient treatment. In a
    drug case, this means that the addicts turn in the pushers; the
    pushers turn in the distributors, and the distributors turn in the
    Mafia dons that can't be convicted by any other means. Triplett
    said that, unfortunately, due to our prominent position, we were
    the party who the authorities would most want to convict. If the
    other suspects could implicate us in any way, then there would be
    no protection for us; we would have to suffer the full force of
    the law.

    On the other hand, if we chose to turn in those two or three
    suspects before they could turn in us, Officer Triplett could
    assure us that would not be prosecuted for any involvement in the
    crime.

    We politely declined this generous officer. We told the officers
    that we doubted anyone would implicate us because we were innocent
    of any involvement in the crime. It would also seem difficult for
    us to turn in the other suspects if we did not know who they were.
    Any possible mice we knew of were already far outside the
    jurisdiction of the Lincoln County Sheriff's Department.

    Our friendly conversation concluded, the officers proceeded to the
    door. We thanked Undersheriff Davis for his purchase: He bought
    a topographic map on which we had marked, at his request, the
    location where we had found the detector unit in the road. We
    suggested to the officers that the best way to prevent theft of
    sensors in the future was for us to publish an account of the
    officers' visit in our Desert Rat. We would warn the mice of the
    potential penalties--one to four years in mouse prison--and
    perhaps this would dissuade them. The officers agreed that this
    was a good idea.

    We walked the officers to the door and bid them a warm good-bye.

    ..... HULK REBORN .....

    At the time the officers parted, we felt nothing but respect and
    sympathy for these noble defenders of the law. The Air Force had
    made a complaint, and the Sheriff's Dept. felt obligated to
    investigate it. It can be difficult being stuck in the middle
    like that, but justice is blind, and these officers were doing
    their job as best they could.

    Psychospy is naturally a mild-mannered character. He is not given
    to anger or rash outbursts. He prides himself in being able to
    see both sides of every issue and in understanding the complex
    human motivations in every social interaction. There are no
    "good" or "bad" people, just people with different points of view.

    But even as we recited to ourselves these good and proper
    thoughts, we couldn't help but sense that something wasn't quite
    right. Inside, we felt a churning. A transformation. Our
    clothing felt too tight. There was a heaving in the chest. A
    change in skin tone. From deep within our gut, a horrible,
    wrenching impulse started making its way to the surface.

    We were getting pissed.

    The more we thought about what the officers said the more furious
    we became. We hadn't felt this way since we spent a January night
    outside the Lincoln County Detention Center waiting for the
    release of the seven accused trespassers (DR#1). No one in the
    Sheriff's Dept. would even confirm that the prisoners were being
    held, never mind their status, so we had no choice but to spend
    the night in our car in the parking lot, in sub-freezing
    temperatures, awaiting their release. When they were finally
    bailed out, at about 4 am, we were asleep and missed them.

    That's when the beast first emerged. A mild-mannered Bill Bixby
    was transformed, in a metaphysical sense, into a raging green
    Incredible Hulk. We were possessed by the irrational and
    uncontrollable urge to do grievous damage to the Lincoln County
    Sheriff's Dept.

    Nothing in the first part of our conversation with the two
    deputies bothered us. The officers had a job to do and conducted
    themselves professionally. What gnawed at us was what they said
    after coming back from talking to the Big Guy. Psychospy does not
    "roll over." We stand proud for our crimes and do not rat on
    others to reduce our own sentence. We remain pure of heart and
    honest and honorable in all of our actions, so if we are accused
    of anything, we will stand trial and exercise every one of the
    legal rights available to us. Psychospy is not your run-of-the-
    mill, sell-out-your-neighbor drug dealer. We do not cut deals.

    We're mad as hell and getting more livid as we speak. We
    recognize that there are a couple of issues that need to be
    addressed right away. One is the future of the Sheriff himself.
    He is up for reelection on Nov. 8, so now is the time to declare
    our allegiances. Another issue is the lingering problem of the
    road sensors, which we want to see removed from public land once
    and for all. If the military will not remove them willingly, then
    we predict no sensor will be safe from the mice.

    ..... A DESERT RAT POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT .....

    In the upcoming elections, the current Sheriff, Dahl Bradfield, is
    facing a credible outside challenger, Don Brown. Brown appears to
    be an experienced law enforcement officer, including two terms as
    a Sheriff in Washington State. We have met Mr. Brown and are
    impressed. We can't say that we know him very well, but two
    advantages overrule our unfamiliarity: (1) Brown has vowed to
    sever all ties with the Air Force, and (2) he is not Dahl
    Bradfield.

    After the KNBC video tape seizure, the Las Vegas Review-Journal
    printed an editorial cartoon (7/26) showing the stereotypical pot-
    bellied Sheriff with reflective glasses standing beside his squad
    car at the side of the highway. A road sign in front of him
    reads:

    Now Entering LINCOLN COUNTY, Nevada...
    NO Videotaping
    NO Trespassing
    NO Bill of Rights

    The more we know about Dahl, the more he seems to fit the
    stereotype.

    One misjudgment that continues to sour many voters is his
    orchestration of a removal campaign for a Lincoln County
    Commissioner, Floyd Lamb. Floyd is a cagey old politician and
    certainly no angel, but he was a strong leader who was willing to
    stand up to Dahl. Floyd was once a powerful state senator whose
    career ended when he was convicted in a bribery case; the voter's
    knew about his past when they elected him to the County
    Commission. Floyd's worst crime as commissioner, as far as we can
    fathom, is that he called Dahl a "liar" at a Commissioner's
    meeting and threatened to cut the Sheriff's Dept. budget. In a
    county with one of the largest per-capita police force in the
    country, the Sheriff's Dept. is entity to be feared. The age-old
    dilemma applies: When you live in a police state, who will
    protect you from the police? Signatures for Floyd's recall were
    collected chiefly by Sheriff's deputies and their spouses--the
    sort of obvious conflict of interest that never would have been
    tolerated in the big city. In the recall election, Floyd was
    defeated by a slim margin (making us feel guilty that we didn't
    get out and stump for him).

    We have met the Sheriff himself only in passing. We have never
    encountered him near the border of Area 51, only his deputies, but
    we see in their actions an absence of critical judgment from
    above. The compensation the Sheriff's Dept. receives from the Air
    Force is minor: They pay for one deputy and one car. Yet, when
    the Air Force calls, the Sheriff's Dept. always seems to jump-to.
    Contacts and agreements between the feds and the Dept. are secret,
    and until recently, the Dept. was deputizing members of the
    anonymous security force. When the military, through its own
    unwise decisions, places itself in an absurd and untenable
    position, the Sheriff seems willing to share those problems upon
    request, no matter how damaging to the department's credibility.

    Only now, as the election approaches, is the Dept. backing off.
    It may be too late! The worst political gaff you can commit in
    this county is to be seen as a stooge of the federal government.

    While we normally remain agnostic in political matters, we have
    seen enough questionable decisions by Sheriff Bradfield to draw us
    out of the closet. THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT ENDORSES DON F.
    BROWN FOR THE NEXT SHERIFF OF LINCOLN COUNTY.

    (Whoa! Bradfield must be quaking in his boots now!)

    ..... THE SENSORS MUST GO! .....

    The sensors themselves have become a symbol of paranoia, security
    overkill and government inefficiency. At $6000 per assembly, they
    could easily be equated with the $500 screwdrivers and $1000
    toilet seats the military is known for. Anyone who seriously
    wants to evade the sensors can do it; the only people who trip
    them are casual tourists and those who deliberately WANT to find
    them to take pictures or souvenirs.

    We do not recommend that anyone steal the sensors. As the
    deputies pointed out, it could be a felony if you are caught.
    However, we see nothing wrong with disabling the sensors simply to
    assure your own privacy. If the military asserts the right to
    monitor citizens on public lands, citizens should also be able to
    refuse participation in this surveillance program if they so
    chose. The proper method to disable a sensor is to gently
    disconnect the power cord. Don't get caught doing it, because
    Sheriff Bradfield may initiate a "tampering with government
    property" charge against you. Given that the sensors have not
    been sanctioned by BLM and you have done no permanent damage to
    them, we believe that the charge would be untenable in court, but
    you don't want to endure the hassles of hiring a lawyer and going
    to court either.

    Following is some additional embarrassing information on the road
    sensors.

    ..... SENSOR ADDRESSING .....

    All road sensors we have found in this area broadcast on the same
    frequency: 496.25 MHz. When tripped, a transmitter emits a burst
    of digits indicating the unit's ID code and the direction the
    vehicle is traveling. The ID code is set by easily-changed dip
    switches inside the transmitter. For example, the first sensor on
    the road to Freedom Ridge is number 810, the second is 811, and so
    on. We collected many of the ID numbers back in the good old days
    when security broadcasted "in the clear" and the patrols would
    call them out when passing. Now, the ID's can (hypothetically) be
    confirmed by a five minute examination of each sensor.

    We do not recommend that anyone remove or disassemble a sensor,
    but if anyone DID engage in such evil acts, this is what they
    could do for fun: "Borrow" a sensor, sit on a hill and
    systematically change the dip switches in one sensor unit to the
    numbers of different units. One unscrupulous person could
    repeatedly trip a single sensor using different ID numbers and
    thereby orchestrate an invasion! First, you could send the codes
    for 810, 811, 812, etc. (assuming these sensors are eventually
    replaced). Then, you could trip a series of sensors from the
    north, maybe on several different roads simultaneously. The Cammo
    Dudes would be frantic, and helicopters would be everywhere
    looking for the imaginary visitors.

    Not that we would EVER do such a devilish thing, but it would be
    easy to carry out and is certainly fun to contemplate. And now
    that the Dudes know what we know they know we know, they'll have
    to ask themselves every time: "Is it live, or is it Memorex?"

    ..... ILLEGAL REPEATER STATION? .....

    After the AF was forced to admit that they had the sensors, they
    sent BLM a letter announcing their intention to keep them on
    public land within the scope of "casual use." Casual use means
    that you can use public lands for almost anything you want as long
    as there is no significant impact on the land or wildlife. You
    can, for example, pitch a tent or build a campfire almost
    anywhere, as long as your return the site to its natural state
    when you leave.

    The Air Force argues the road sensors are discreet and present no
    significant environmental impact. Looking at a single sensor as
    an inert object, we agree that it probably would fall within the
    scope of casual use. We object only the surveillance function, as
    well as the fact that there is not just one, but an big organized
    network of devices. It is like building a dozen campfires
    simultaneously within a limited area of public land.

    Anyway, if one sensor apparatus--no more than two feet high
    including antenna--does not violate casual use, how big does it
    have to be before it does? Four feet? Eight feet? Can the AF
    park a ten-foot microwave relay station on public land without
    applying to BLM for a right-of-way? What about a 16 foot radio
    repeater station?

    It so happens that there is a 16-foot solar-powered repeater on
    public land about two miles outside the border. It is used in
    connection with the sensor network, relaying the signal of certain
    isolated transmitters back to the main receiver. Since BLM wasn't
    informed of the sensors until the issue was forced, we assume the
    AF never bothered to apply for a right of way for the repeater
    station either.

    The repeater is located in Township 5 S, Range 55 E, Section 28.
    To get to it, take Valley Rd. from SR-375 (LN 11.4) for 5.3 miles,
    turn left on the side road and go 3.4 miles. Stop the car and
    look at the top of the hills to the left.

    Could it be illegal?

    ..... FELONY CHARGES .....

    If you are caught stealing or dismembering a road sensor, you must
    be prepared to suffer your own fate. However, you should let us
    know about your predicament, and we'll do what we can to assist
    your defense. A felony charge is not pleasant to face, but unlike
    the misdemeanor obstruction count Mr. Campbell is currently
    playing with, a felony offers full rights of "discovery." That
    means we can put the AF through the ringer as to who, exactly,
    placed the sensors on public land, when and under what authority,
    how they were purchased and how their valuation was determined.
    If $20 detectors are indeed being sold to the government for
    $1000, discovery would yield the documents to prove it. At the
    trial--a jury trial, of course--BLM officers could be subpoenaed
    to determine their policy toward military sensors on public land.
    (At present, they have issued no opinion.) Carefully handled, a
    felony proceeding can be turned around to put the accuser on
    trial. Could be deep woo-woo for the AF.

    ..... BOUNTY OFFERED FOR NEW SENSORS .....

    There have long been rumors that the Dudes have road sensors that
    cannot be easily detected. Presumably, these would be smaller
    units that need less maintenance. They may be totally buried and
    use a transmission system that cannot be detected with a frequency
    counter. No doubt, these would cost the taxpayer $10,000 a piece
    instead of $6000. We don't know for certain that these sensors
    exist, but if they do Psychospy is offering $100 for information
    leading to the first one found on public land. (Do not remove it;
    just tell us how to find it so we can photograph it and tell the
    world.)

    In summary, we fear that any road sensors left on public land will
    be both useless and vulnerable to theft. With so many tourists
    now flocking to the area, there is also a risk of accidental
    damage to the sensors if they are not explicitly marked with
    fluorescent "Sensor Here" warning signs. (We've tried doing this
    ourselves, but somebody keeps taking them down.) For example,
    people might innocently run over the transmitters when driving
    off-road or accidentally shoot a hole in one when hunting for
    rabbits. The obvious AF solution: They'll install sensors to
    protect the sensors. Maybe they'll train TV cameras on each, but
    then how will they protect the cameras? You gotta love those
    security dudes because they'll never go down easy.

    ----- A JOURNALIST'S OPINION -----

    After we told an acquaintance of ours, a reporter on a big city
    crime beat, about our visit from the deputies, he replied....

    "Interesting development on the road sensors. You said eight
    (8) were missing? That's a lot of sensors. And a lot of money
    ($32,000, or thereabouts?). I wonder who is taking them, and why,
    other than general disruption of Groom security activities.

    "Oh, by the way: Police ALWAYS use that tired old line that
    they have other suspects and they might talk as a way of getting
    information. As you probably know, it is NOT illegal for police
    to lie to get a confession. I once went to a seminar at which
    interrogation tactics of police were detailed. It was
    interesting. I came away with one guiding principle: If I am
    ever accosted by police in an interrogation setting (they're only
    supposed to interrogate if they believe you're guilty of the
    crime.) SAY NOTHING and CALL MY ATTORNEY. Their little tricks are
    very clever, but any reasonably smart person can see where things
    are going and avoid the trap.

    "In your case, it doesn't sound like it got heavy at all.
    They're probably just trying to see if you would easily confess.
    Their promise to interview everyone in Rachel sounds like just
    another tactic to shake loose a confession. These cops are SO
    predictable."

    ----- RUMOR: GROOM LAKE "FAN MAN" SAILS TOWARD BASE -----

    The following information came from a witness who prefers to
    remain anonymous. Owing to lack of confirmation, we print it here
    as "rumor."

    In the early morning hours of Sept. 22 (or thereabouts), a man in
    his 40s attempted to "paraglide" into Area 51. He was with a
    group of ex-Vietnam buddies from Southern California who had
    decided, at the spur of the moment, that they were going to
    intrude into the secret base. You know: capture an alien, bring
    it back and put it on display during the Larry King extravaganza.
    The group did not have the "Area 51 Viewer's Guide" and had only a
    vague notion of where they were going. The source's description
    suggests that they were way off target. They climbed a ridge,
    which could have been the north end of the Groom Range, and saw
    some lights in the distance, which probably weren't the main base.

    The intruder apparently took off from the top of the ridge using
    an unpowered, airfoil-shaped parachute (a paraglider). The other
    members of the group didn't know the intruder was planning his
    stunt until he passed over them. The intruder is described by our
    source as a gung-ho, off-the-wall type who would try anything. He
    apparently did sail across the line into the Nellis Range buffer
    zone surrounding Groom, but he didn't get very far. He was chased
    down by security; a scuffle ensued, and he was hauled off to
    Nellis Air Force Base. A second member of the group followed him
    in on foot and was also detained by the Dudes.

    Both of the intruders happened to be in the Marine Reserve, so
    their case has been handled by military justice. According to the
    source, the parachutist was supposedly held at Nellis AFB for
    almost a week, then released. He will go on trial in a military
    court, which can apparently be kept secret. The member of the
    party who followed on foot paid a fine of about $1100 and agreed
    to sign some security forms.

    Inquiries to Nellis have yielded, "No comment." (Does this mean
    the incident DID take place?) Inquiries to the Sheriff's Dept.
    yielded only ANOTHER pair of intruders--two men from Utah who
    drove past the Keep Out signs on Groom Lake Road later the same
    day.

    Members of the original group do not want publicity. The source
    has allowed us to publish only the above general outline.
    Although we can't confirm any of it, we feel that the account is credible--because the intruders sounded so naive and ill-prepared.
    We wish we could have been there.

    ----- INTEL BITTIES -----

    KING SHOW WENT WELL. We were pleased overall with the Oct. 1
    Larry King UFO extravaganza, broadcasting live from Rachel. King
    was great. The producers were great. The crew was great. The
    panel was great. The people of Rachel were great. We want to
    thank them all for making it a great show. Perhaps in the next
    issue of the Rat we will be able to comment in more detail on the
    circus, including the still-unanswered questions about King's
    possible cloning. (He did seem a little older and thinner than he
    appears on TV.)

    SEMI TRUCK AT WHITE SIDES. Sighted at the White Sides trailhead
    on Sept. 19: A North American Van Lines tractor-trailer truck.
    The drivers had some time to kill and came to take the hike.
    (Note: The White Sides trailhead offers a convenient turnaround
    for truckers, while the Freedom Ridge trailhead does not.) C'mon
    down, good buddies!

    ADVICE REPEATED. Naive tourists have been driving across the
    border lately at the rate of about one car per week. Immediate
    arrest, the towing of your car and a fine of up to $600 are
    guaranteed. It may seem obvious but is worth repeating: If the
    big signs say "Restricted Area," "No Trespassing," "Keep Out," and
    "Use of Deadly Force Authorized," it means you shouldn't drive
    past them.

    RUNWAY EXPANSION? Unsubstantiated third-hand rumor: One of the
    runways at Groom will be extended by about a mile. The contractor
    is Bectel and the work will begin after the first of the year.
    [Thanks to a reader.]

    AURORA SIGHTING. You can find Bill Sweetman's version of the
    alleged Aurora spyplane (different from the Testor's version) in
    the toy section at Wal-Mart stores. It is a two-inch model
    packaged in a Micro-Machines set of three aircraft, including the
    SR-71 and alleged TR-3A. Also found in the package are a couple
    of tiny Cammo Dudes--all for less than $5. [Thanks to a reader.]

    NEW CATALOG ITEMS. The following items are now in stock and
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    REMEMBER THE SEVEN TRESPASSERS? (DR #1) Well, their charges have
    been settled (DR #11), but they still haven't got their equipment
    back from the AF. This includes binoculars, a telescope and a camera--worthless to the military but a significant loss to the
    owners. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Is the equipment contributing the
    national defense, or is the Air Force being PETTY AND VINDICTIVE?
    Let's resolve this case.

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    THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter.
    Issue #18. November 16, 1994.
    -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <-----
    AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE
    Direct from the "UFO Capital," Rachel, Nevada.
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    In this issue...
    INCUMBENT SHERIFF PREVAILS IN LOCAL ELECTION
    LARRY KING FEEDBACK
    DR. GREER ON "48 HOURS"
    OUR READERS RESPOND
    BLM ENVIRONMENTAL ASSESSMENT RELEASED
    CAMPBELL TRIAL INVITATION
    HAZARDOUS WASTE PRE-TRIAL HEARINGS
    ENEMY UPDATE
    INTEL BITTIES

    [Note: This file ends with "###".]

    ----- INCUMBENT SHERIFF PREVAILS IN LOCAL ELECTION -----

    On Nov. 8, incumbent Lincoln County Sheriff Dahl Bradfield handily
    defeated his challenger Don Brown. That could mean four more
    years of secret Air Force "rent-a-cop" agreements, deputies
    harassing journalists and confiscating film without due process,
    and continued dismal confidence in law enforcement throughout the
    county. But, hey, we're sanguine. The people have spoken, 58 to
    42 percent. An election is the purest expression of the public
    will, and theres no arguing with those numbers.

    We cant claim that the electorate was ill-informed. During his
    six years in office, Bradfield seemed to have committed every
    lapse of professional judgment in the book, and his heavy-handed
    "God Squad" of unsupervised deputies had pissed off a large
    portion of the county. We and some of allies took out an ad in
    the Lincoln County Record to remind voters of his biggest gaffs
    and their enormous cost to the county [may be available at the FTP
    or WWW sites], and we thought our logic was flawless. All the
    Sheriff could offer in his ads were a few trumped-up endorsements
    from law enforcement organizations, one of which, the Las Vegas
    Sun reported, hardly knew he existed. The challenger, who was
    formerly a Nevada State Police chief and well-regarded Sheriff in
    Washington State, seemed like a breath of fresh air who could
    restore faith in local law enforcement. In the weeks approaching
    the election, we worked hard behind the scenes to support his
    campaign, and we were almost ready to count our chickens before
    they hatched until receiving a call late on election night
    shattering our faith in humanity.

    We considered this election an important one. The big Groom Lake
    base is wholly within Lincoln County, yet returns only trivial
    economic benefits to the community. A nonexistent base doesn't
    have to pay its taxes and doesn't have to engage in any form of
    community relations. Being directly downwind of both the Groom
    Lake base and the adjoining Nevada Test Site, county residents
    have been dumped on for years by the federal government. In the
    days of above ground atomic testing, this meant dangerous levels
    of fallout and a predictable rise in devastating cancers. Given
    the raw treatment the county has received over the years, this
    place ought to be a hotbed of anti-government rhetoric, and it is,
    but that sentiment is rarely translated into action.

    For a piddling contract fee of $50,000 a year, the Sheriff's Dept.
    has essentially taken orders from the Cammo Dudes, seizing film,
    arresting naive trespassers and investigating law-biding tourists
    whenever the anonymous authorities call. This public police
    department, nominally an open entity responsible to the people,
    has seen no conflict in representing a government agency that
    refuses to acknowledge its own existence. The Sheriff pulled back
    from film seizures, perhaps temporarily, only when the election
    loomed and negative publicity began to build up in the Las Vegas
    press.

    Similarly, the county tax assessor, an ossified 26-year veteran,
    has shown no interest in pursuing the base for the value of
    contractor facilities. Although the AF itself is not liable for
    local property taxes, the same does not hold for the private
    contractors that largely operate the base. [See DR#5.] If they
    occupy a government building, property taxes must be paid on it as
    if it were private land (NRS 361.157). As it stands, the AF gives
    the county an imaginary assessment every year, most recently $3.2
    million, and the county blindly accepts it, billing the AF for the insignificant taxes implied, recently $80,000. Of course, $3.2
    million wouldn't buy a latrine at a place like Groom, but the
    current assessor's attitude is that if county pushes the AF too
    hard, they might sue or pack up the base and move it elsewhere.
    Legal guidance, which should be provided by the county District
    Attorney, is lackluster at best. He seems more concerned with
    pursuing Campbell on the obstruction charge [See trial invitation
    below.] than in making the secret base pay its due.

    Since the officials who were up for election had also offended the
    electorate in other ways, the prevailing sentiment ought to have
    been "Throw the Bums Out!" Indeed, that is what we thought we
    heard on the street in the weeks prior to Nov. 8. What happened,
    in fact, was the opposite: Every incumbent in major county
    offices was reelected. The District Attorney ran unopposed,
    apparently because there are not many lawyers willing to come to
    this area. The Sheriff routed his opponent easily, as did the
    Assessor, Clerk, Treasurer, an incumbent Commissioner and the
    Justices of the Peace (including Nola Holton, who will be trying
    the Campbell case).

    Philosophically, we cannot argue with the results. As an activist
    nipping at the heals of the monolithic Air Force, Psychospy is
    arguing in favor of democratic processes--that the secret base
    should be subject to the same public accountability as any other
    government agency. We cannot suddenly change our tune when the
    democratic processes let us down. We believe that every
    community, like every individual, has the right to self-
    determination. The liberties American society holds dear include
    the right to totally screw yourself up if you so choose. People
    and communities that make good decisions prosper, while those that
    make poor ones fail, and it is not the place of government or us
    aliens to intervene. As it stands, Lincoln County is a dirt-poor
    backwater, chasing away industry with its high taxes and bloated
    local government and showing little interest in changing. Like a
    person who drinks himself into a stupor, we can only conclude that
    this is the way the community wants to be.

    Still, after expending significant energy on this election, we are disappointed in the results and annoyed that we misjudged them so
    badly. Removing the Sheriff and Assessor from office would have
    been a major blow to the legal and tax immunity of the secret
    base. The AF would suddenly find itself in a much less friendly
    environment and might have to start paying its due. We hoped that
    Lincoln County would become a "mouse that roared," demanding
    proper compensation from the feds for hosting this huge and
    potentially dangerous facility. Now, we expect no more than a
    squeak, and we have been trying our best to figure out what went
    wrong.

    The incumbents were of all political affiliations--Democrat,
    Republican and Independent--so the national pro-Republican sweep
    did not explain the results. If local sentiments seemed
    overwhelmingly anti-incumbent before the election, why did the
    incumbents win? In Rachel, the Bradfield was voted down almost
    two-to-one. Why didn't the same happen in the rest of the county?
    To understand the results, we must understand the society here.

    ..... LINCOLN COUNTY DEMOGRAPHICS .....

    The remote town of Rachel, with 71 voters, is on the border of Nye
    County, to which it is closely related in culture and attitudes.
    Nye is a place of rugged individualism, where brothels are legal
    and the prevailing philosophy is libertarian--meaning that people
    should be free to conduct themselves however they choose without
    interference from the government. With Psychospy's liberal
    Eastern roots, we used to be annoyed by the blustering I'll-Take- Out-Fifty-Federal-Agents-Before-They-Take-Away-My-Guns rhetoric
    found in Nye and Rachel, but now we find it refreshing and even a
    tad appealing. Nye has been especially aggressive in pursuing its
    own secret base, the Tonopah Test Range, as well as other federal
    facilities within its borders, for taxes and law enforcement
    respect. During the Cold War, when anti-nuclear protesters
    starting marching en masse across the cattle guard at the entrance
    to the Nevada Test Site, the Nye County Sheriff and D.A. refused
    to handle them, so the feds had to construct tennis court-sized
    cages at Mercury to temporarily house the trespassers. Because
    the Nye county government actively asserts its rights and defends
    its independence, it doesn't get dumped on the way compliant
    Lincoln County does.

    Rachel, we have discovered, is not representative of the rest of
    Lincoln County. Rachel is a relatively new town, existing for
    only about 30 years and thus composed mostly of "outsiders." The
    rest of the county has been frozen in time for generations. The
    main streets of the four major towns, Caliente, Panaca, Alamo and
    Pioche, have changed little in the past fifty years. The absence
    of economic development has helped preserved the county's
    historical sites, but it has also meant no significant influx of
    new ideas or new blood.

    Culturally, Lincoln County is not part of Nevada but of Utah.
    Except for Rachel, the county is overwhelmingly Mormon.
    Mormonism, or Latter Day Saints, is a religion of great mystery to
    the outside world, known for its secret rites and a colorful
    history intertwined with the American West. Although Psychospy is
    agnostic, we regard religion as one of the unalienable liberties
    that an outsider has no right to interfere in. What concerns us
    about Mormonism is not its belief structure but how it interacts
    with rest of the world. Even then, we are not seeking to
    criticize, only to explain and understand.

    LDS culture is very close-knit and upholds a firm respect for
    authority. "Family values" are paramount, and to help preserve
    these ideals, the church does not shy away from active involvement
    in all aspects of society, including business, education and
    politics. Perhaps because the group was persecuted in its early
    days, Mormons tend toward an "us-against-them" attitude similar to
    that of Judaism. LDS is a society that pulls together against
    real and perceived threats. In practical terms, this means that
    when the church's interests are seen as at risk in an election,
    Mormons tend to vote as a block under the guidance of church
    authorities.

    In the Nov. 8 election, the incumbents had nothing in common
    except that they were mostly Mormon, while the challengers were
    mostly non-Mormon. Had the nascent anti-incumbent sentiment been
    allowed to express itself, the church might have lost political
    power in the county, resulting, it might be perceived, in the
    degeneration of public morality. Was the election in fact pre-
    ordained? From secondhand sources we have heard of local Mormons
    quietly expressing their displeasure at being told by their
    bishops how to vote but who obeyed the orders anyway. Evidently,
    God is omniscient and has many human spies. We have not spoken to
    any of these Mormon's directly, so the claim is unproven.
    Generally, Mormons don't talk to non-Mormons about the affairs of
    their church any more than workers talk about Area 51.

    We were unimpressed, however, by a candidate's night we attended
    at a high school shortly before the election. It was presided
    over by the bishop of the local LDS ward. We knew he was a bishop
    even before being told because he had that air of moral rectitude.
    In his introduction, the bishop said, in effect, that there were
    no conflicts in Lincoln County, and as if to prove the point no
    debate between candidates or questions from the audience were
    permitted. This meant, of course, that no embarrassing questions
    could be posed to the incumbents regarding their past performance
    and newcomers couldn't show their strengths in a direct exchange.
    Candidates were reduced to bland three minute statements at the
    podium. Given that the candidates had already visited most voters door-to-door, we didn't see the purpose of a candidate's night if
    the candidates couldn't challenge each other.

    The Sheriff, an overweight, young-looking man, seemed to have
    nothing to offer in his three minutes except that he had taken
    some law enforcement courses and had instituted a 911 telephone
    system. Like many of the other candidates, he had grown up in
    Lincoln County and attended Southern Utah College in nearby Cedar
    City. In comparison, his opponent, tall, thin and in his 60s,
    seemed a paragon of worldliness and maturity. He recounted his
    experience as a law enforcement administrator in a series of
    prestigious posts outside the county. "Good show!" we thought to
    ourselves as he passed the two minute mark. The challenger then
    went on to explain that recently he had dedicated himself to
    "Vampire 2000," an organization of law enforcement officers
    fighting the "new order" and the encroachment of federal control.
    We began sinking slowly into our seat as the challenger proclaimed
    that he would tolerate no restrictions on assault rifles in this
    county, but murmurs of approval from the audience picked us up
    again.

    The strangest appearance of the evening was that of the District
    Attorney, who although he was running unopposed was game enough to
    offer his three minute resume. Given that a part of the DA's job
    is to argue cases in court, he seemed surprisingly weak as a
    public speaker. He is apparently no intellectual slouch, however,
    having attended Stanford University followed by a law degree at
    the University of Florida and a stint in corporate law in Miami.
    A non-Mormon in his mid-30s who ought to have a better grasp of
    democratic principals than most natives, he seemed to us to be
    misplaced soul, and we wondered what made him tick. The one-man
    DA's office both prosecutes criminal cases and serves as legal
    counsel to county government. As an elected official, his office
    is independent and responsible only to the voters, but you
    wouldn't know it from his past performance, in which he has pretty
    much toed the line of the Sheriff's Dept. Since his position is
    secure, he ought to be beholden to no one and free to do what is
    right for the county, but so far he has not lived up to that
    promise.

    As stated, we cannot prove that the incumbent landslide was the
    result of the Mormon majority voting as a block. There were
    certainly other factors at work. In a long-established county
    with little population turnover and only 2300 voters, it is
    possible for everyone to be related to everyone else. Indeed, a
    glance at the tiny Lincoln County phone book (18 pages) reveals a disproportionate number of repeated last names. If you take the
    Sheriff and his extended family and personal allies, add those of
    the Undersheriff, whose position is also threatened, and the
    families and cliques of all the various deputies who fear a loss
    of their current freedom or job security.... Given that this is
    one of the largest per-capita police forces in the country in one
    of the poorest counties, you could have a majority right there.
    One fact is certain: In the Sheriff's hometown of Panaca, where
    his family ties are deepest and, coincidentally, the Mormon Church
    is strongest, he was also reelected by the biggest margin, almost three-to-one.

    Panaca was also the source, according to the postmark, of the only
    hate mail we received as result of the election. (We've received
    more from UFO buffs who believe we work for the government.) The
    anonymous scrawlings from Panaca said, "If you don't like the way
    Lincoln County is run--LEAVE!" Indeed, that is exactly how
    democracy and free enterprise work. Every community has the right
    to choose its own destiny, to uphold its own values and present
    its own chosen face to the world. Individuals and businesses, in
    turn, have the right to move to wherever the opportunities are the
    best for them. If, for example, the Mormon majority makes the
    environment uncomfortable for all non-Mormons, deprives them of
    political power and enforces upon them their own religious values,
    then indeed the others will move out and none will move in. The
    only downside is that most industry beyond the walls of this tiny
    kingdom is not controlled by Mormons, and businesses would be
    foolish to invest where they have no power. The moral purity of
    the community may be preserved, but not its jobs.

    Is it legal to vote on behalf of your religion or your family.
    Certainly. Is it right? No. The root of democracy is
    individuals making their own decisions, in private, without fear
    of retribution and through their own independent conscience.
    Otherwise, the system is as totalitarian as any Communist regime.
    We recall, with bittersweet amusement, the caption on the Review-
    Journal cartoon....

    "Entering Lincoln County.... Now Leaving America."

    ----- LARRY KING FEEDBACK -----

    The following postings on internet newsgroups were passed on to us
    by our network of cyberspace spies following the Oct. 1 Larry King
    Special on TNT, "UFO Cover-Up: Live from Area 51." In addition to
    taped segments, there were four live panelists: Stanton Friedman
    and Kevin Randle, representing the Roswell Incident; Dr. Steven
    Greer, founder of the CSETI UFO group; and Rachel resident Glenn
    Campbell, subtitled as an "activist." Only Campbell did not wear
    a suit and tie.

    "The show is off the air 10 minutes and I am left with the
    feeling that Glenn Campbell works for the government. I have no
    evidence to that fact, I am new to this whole line of information,
    but Mr. Campbell in my opinion seemed to soft-peddle the entire
    affair in a much too uncomfortable way for me to give him any
    credibility. Friedman on the other hand, pending further
    information, seems very credible and quite likable, if not
    eccentric."
    -- buddhatek@aol.com

    "Okay, the show is off the air 28 minutes now, and you've got
    an interesting theory. What better place to plant a
    disinformation artist than as a crusader? Campbell, you're
    correct, was very soft-shoe about the whole affair, even though he
    moved his entire lift from Boston to live in a trailer in the
    desert. Oops, I forgot... that trailer is actually The Area 51
    Research Center.

    "Whether or not he's actually a disinformant remains to be
    seen. What was evident, however, is that Glenn Campbell couldn't
    hold his own against the scientists and researchers on the panel.
    Let's face it, Campbell is not a scientist, a physicist, even a
    serious author. He's simply like one of us, an 'enthusiast' (I
    hate that term) who's taken it to an extreme. He seems very
    uninformed on the UFO phenomenon, which strikes me as remarkable.
    How can you claim to be the Area 51 researcher extraordinaire and
    not give a hoot about UFO's? The two subjects are so intimately
    linked.

    "I'm not sure he's a government agent. He may just be a boob."
    -- sharvey@interaccess.com

    "The guests on Larry King had mixed beliefs and ideas... much
    of what is a cross section of the people who are interested in UFO
    study. Stanton was correct in pointing out that there has been no
    serious study of the phenomenon. Glenn Campbell is a better
    writer than interview guest, he really doesn't have a UFO
    position, he just wants the military to stop acting like Area 51
    isn't sitting out there. Greer is pushing the envelope with the
    CE5 stuff. Hey, if he gets out in the fresh air and gets some
    exercise waving a spotlight around the sky, more power to him.
    Maybe they'll take him to their leader, who knows."
    --d.beaty2@genie.geis.com

    "Steven Greer spent some time in Gulf Breeze, FL. I was there
    at the same time. He was received warmly and with healthy open-
    mindedness. Then, it became PAINFULLY obvious that his claims
    were completely exaggerated. For instance, on March 14th, 1993 (I
    think it was '93.), three of the Gulf Breeze 'red light' UFOs
    appeared AND WERE VIDEOTAPED. He immediately claimed that he was 'telepathically' in contact with them and invited them to 'land on
    the beach behind us.' He asked all present to 'send out your
    awareness to them.' He was heard to say (to the UFOs), 'We
    welcome you, we love you, we invite you to land,' etc. When the
    UFOs disappeared, he claimed it was 'A MAJOR CE-5.'

    "Later that year (in June), he tried his tricks again (calling
    them in). He was in a parking lot on Santa Rosa Island, about
    seven miles from the other watchers at Shoreline Park. The UFO
    did appear that night--about a mile from Shoreline, and about
    eight from Greer.

    "Later, he claimed that the craft 'appeared overhead' at a very
    close range. Other witnesses deny this, as do their videotapes.
    Perhaps he saw something all the others didn't?"
    -- dxr41@po.cwru.edu

    ----- DR. GREER ON "48 HOURS" -----

    Larry King panelist Dr. Steven Greer is an M.D. from North
    Carolina and the founder of CSETI (Center for the Study of
    Extraterrestrial Intelligence), a group that seeks direct
    communications with aliens. We know little about him except for
    his prior appearance on "48 Hours" (4/20) in which he and his
    group journey to Mexico where they hope to be taken aboard a UFO.

    Greer: "I'm serious enough about this that I have transferred
    every asset I have into my wife's name."

    The group sets up an observation post and their array of cameras, communicators and signaling equipment near the small town of
    Metepec, which happens to be about 50 miles from the busy Mexico
    City airport. Sure enough, the group has seven sightings in six nights--bright lights hovering above the distant horizon that are
    captured on video tape. (Later, two film analysis experts say
    there is nothing to distinguish these lights from ordinary
    aircraft.) The group even claims communications with one of the
    UFOs through light signals.

    Greer: "It interacted beautifully, though, in terms of the off
    and on. I mean, that was incredibly good CE-5. In no way could a conventional craft move in a way where it could signal back and
    forth like that with the lights on and off."

    ----- OUR READERS RESPOND TO PREVIOUS RATS -----

    NUKING VEGAS [DR#11]

    "I thought your views on Las Vegas were disgusting. Yes I
    agree there is little cultural worth there, but there are still
    humans that live there. I hope someone wants to destroy you and
    where you live. No I do not live in LV, but feel destruction of
    life through terrorist action is absolutely stupid. I hope there
    are no further commentaries like this one in your newsletter."
    -- 74541.1743@compuserve.com

    "It's obvious that the only reason that you've ever been to LV
    is to shop and immediately head out of town. I've lived here for
    24 years, my family has been here since 1943, and I find that it
    is a very reasonable place. There are actual neighborhoods with
    children, schools, parks, and other "normal" activities.... Most
    of our problems are caused by people that have come to town in the
    last 10 years or so which has caused a lot of growth which has
    pretty much ruined any chance of a pleasant life. East Coast
    people (and I use the term "people" loosely) are usually morons
    who are going to rough it out West and end up destroying or over-
    regulating things and generally making a mess.... One can only
    hope that the exhaust from a UFO completely fries the top of
    Freedom Ridge the next time you clowns are up there."
    --john@cephas.isri.unlv.edu

    Ed.: We admitted were wrong about Vegas, and we still feel guilty
    and ashamed. We repented in DR#16, suggesting a different
    target....

    NUKING NEW YORK [DR#16]

    "...But really, how closed minded can you be to condemn an
    entire city based on your limited experience. Maybe everyone
    doesn't want to live in the woods or the desert. Being a NYC
    resident myself, I find your comments very ignorant and scary. I
    enjoy the culture here and the sensory overload experience of
    working and living in this metropolis. When I want to get away
    from the crowded spaces I get in my car and drive to the
    Adirondack State Park which has over 5 million acres of some of
    the most beautiful high peak woodlands in the country. During the
    summer months we NYC people who appreciate natural beauty get in
    our cars or buses and spend weekends out in the Hamptons where we
    have clean and uncrowded beaches surrounded by sandy dunes and
    farmlands. Perhaps you should limit your coverage to topics that
    you know something about. Your reckless comments certainly don't
    help your credibility on matters that you are trying to shed light
    on."
    -- macinwi@ffhsj.com

    Ed.: Nuke it!

    CALIFORNIA FALLING INTO OCEAN [DR#16]

    "Kindly inform the person wanting the map of the western US
    after the coast falls into the ocean, that he's got it all wrong.
    After the big one hits, we on the Left Coast expect to watch the
    entire eastern portion of the US slide into the Atlantic."
    -- dhomuth@ednet1.osl.or.gov

    Ed.: Please note that on NO OCCASION has Psychospy advocated the
    nuking of California. (But now that we think about it....)

    CLONING UPDATE

    The letter by the cloning activist G.S. in [DR#16] prompted one of
    our readers, Andy S., to do some research and confirm that indeed
    his claims were true. According to contemporary news accounts, a
    live KNBC-TV news broadcast was interrupted on Aug. 9, 1987, when
    a station visitor placed a toy gun to the head of consumer
    reporter David Horowitz and demanded that he read a statement on
    the air. The visitor, Gary Stollman, the son of the KNBC
    pharmaceutical reporter Max Stollman, had gained entry to the
    studio by mentioning his father. Only a few seconds of the
    statement were actually broadcast before being cut off, but the
    Desert Rat has obtained the full text. It begins...

    "The man who has appeared on KNBC for the last 3 years is not
    my biological father. He is a clone, a double created by the
    Central Intelligence Agency and alien forces. It is only a small
    part of a greater plot, to over throw the United States
    Government, and possibly the human race itself. The CIA has
    replaced and tried to destroy my family, and those of my friends.

    "Although I have known about this since 1981, I have not taken
    any action about it for fear of the lives of my family. I have
    been forced into CIA-run mental hospitals, such as Cedars-Sinai
    Thalians, where I am shown being interviewed by many different
    doctors, although I spoke to nobody there for two weeks. At UCLA-
    NPI, I attempted to have myself released by a court several times,
    but was asked by a Dr. Martin Zsuba to keep removing my requests
    for a writ-hearing. I have been unable to obtain records from
    several other hospitals, including Ben Taub Hospital in
    Cincinnati, where all the phones were turned off for 48 hours
    after I arrived.

    "I do not know where my real family or others are being held,
    but I believe it is somewhere in California."

    A NEW TYPE OF SENSOR? [DR#17]

    "I was in the Air Force during Vietnam. We used "dog do-do"
    sensors to monitor an area. It looked just like a piece of you-
    know-what with a little wire antenna on one side. It was activated
    by a small pin you removed. It had a life of two or three days and
    if anyone walked near it a signal was sent out. They came
    packaged in shrink wrap packages 6 to a pack.

    "Keep an eye out for devices like that."
    -- Jcarter@orl.mmc.com

    ----- BLM ENVIRONMENTAL ASSESSMENT RELEASED -----

    People who made comments to BLM on the proposed White
    Sides/Freedom Ridge withdrawal should have received by now their
    copy of the proposed Withdrawal Amendment and Environmental
    Assessment for the Freedom Ridge/White Sides land withdrawal--an
    intermediate step toward eventual AF control of the nearest Groom
    viewpoints. A 30-day protest period on the document is now in
    effect (ending Dec. 9), but it is open only to those who made
    comments during the previous planning process. (Apparently you
    qualify if BLM sent you a copy of the document.)

    To file an effective protest, you must show that the environmental
    and land use issues raised during the previous comment period were
    not adequately addressed in the current document. There is no
    sense in ragging about the UFO cover-up, black budget
    accountability or defense priorities. Your protest must directly
    relate to the document at hand.

    We note with interest that the stated purpose of the withdrawal
    has changed since the public comment period. The only initial
    official Air Force explanation in the Federal Register and at the
    hearings was: "The purpose of the withdrawal is to ensure the
    public safety and the safe and secure operation of activities in
    the Nellis Air Force Range Complex."

    The new document says: "The purpose of the withdrawal is to
    provide a security and safety buffer to prevent a compromise of
    national security interests and to protect assets of the adjacent
    withdrawn Nellis Air Force Range."

    The document also provides the following significant admission:
    "In 1988 the U.S. Congress withdraw the Groom Range Addition to
    the Nellis Air Force Range as a security and safety buffer zone
    between public lands administered by the BLM and the NAFR complex.
    The USAF subsequently discovered that two areas adjacent to this
    buffer zone provide viewing of military activities on this portion
    of the NAFR. Public viewing of military activities (which has
    often included illegal photography of range activities) has
    increased during the past few years, necessitating the diversion, postponement, or cancellation of missions to prevent a compromise
    of national security."

    There is nothing surprising in the content of these statements,
    and the purpose may even be justified (if they can also neutralize
    the OTHER viewpoints like Tikaboo Peak that haven't been touched).
    What is disturbing about these statements is that this is the
    first time we have ever heard them from the Air Force (if, indeed,
    this document conveys the Air Force position). For example, we
    have never heard the Air Force admit that it erred in 1988.

    Here's the scenario we see: The AF applies for a land withdrawal,
    but gives only vague reasons--"public safety," "secure operation
    of activities," etc. The public is allowed to comment on the
    action based only on this vague explanation--which makes
    meaningful comment very difficult. After the comment period is
    over, the AF starts fleshing out its reasons for the withdrawal,
    providing more specifics and admitting its mistake in 1988. By
    the time the application reaches the Secretary of the Interior,
    maybe the AF even admits that there IS a base at Groom Lake and
    that they want the land specifically to keep people from looking
    down on it. Although this admission appears to be what we were
    seeking from the beginning, the problem is that it was presented
    only AFTER the public comment period was over, so obviously the
    public had no access to it. In essence, the withdrawal becomes a
    closed process with only the theatrical appearance of public
    input.

    ----- CAMPBELL TRIAL INVITATION -----

    All members of the press and public are hereby invited to attend
    the trial of political activist GLENN CAMPBELL of Rachel, Nevada,
    on the charge of Obstructing a Public Officer (NRS 197.190) for
    pushing down the car door locks during the seizure, without a
    warrant, of the news video tapes of KNBC-TV of Los Angeles near
    Freedom Ridge, July 19, 1994. (Four of the five tapes have still
    not been returned, although the crew insists that they did not
    photograph the secret base.)

    The trial will begin with jury selection on WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER
    21, 1994, at 10:00 a.m. and may take one or two days.

    Charges will be presented by Lincoln County District Attorney
    Thomas A. Dill before Justice Nola Holton of the Pahranagat Valley
    Justice Court in the County Annex Building, Alamo, Nevada (on US-
    93, 90 miles north of Las Vegas and 50 miles east of Rachel).
    Campbell will defend himself, with the possible co-counsel of a
    Nevada lawyer.

    It is advised that those who wish to attend confirm the date and
    time just before the trial. Local lodging is available at the
    Meadow Lane Motel and Alamo Motel, both at (702)725-3371.

    COMMENTS. This will be a jury trial, so the judgment on Campbell
    will be rendered by the same pool of local voters that re-elected
    Bradfield. (Keep this in mind when placing your bets.) In any
    case, we regard the process as more important than the outcome.
    If found guilty, Campbell will be subject to a fine but no jail
    time. At one point, the DA offered to seek only a $50 fine if
    Campbell pleaded "no contest," but the defendant declined.

    REFERENCES. The incident for which Campbell was arrested was
    recorded in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, July 21 (with an
    editorial July 22 and an editorial cartoon July 26); Las Vegas
    Sun, July 21, and Publishers Auxiliary (organ of the Reporters
    Committee on Freedom of the Press), Aug. 1. [Also DR#12.] For
    general information on Campbell and his goals, consult feature
    articles in the New York Times Magazine, June 26, 1994; Omni
    Magazine, Sept. 1994; Popular Science, March 1994; Reno Gazette-
    Journal, July 24, 1994; and Dayton Daily News, March 20, 1994.

    ----- HAZARDOUS WASTE PRE-TRIAL HEARING -----

    On Nov. 10, we attended a brief pre-trial heading on the lawsuit
    filed by a widow and several "John Doe" plaintiffs charging
    injuries at Groom Lake stemming from illegal hazardous waste
    disposal. When we walked into the courtroom, there were children
    everywhere. Twelve kids in the jury box, a girl in the judge's
    chair, a boy on the witness stand and a sniffling wimp at the
    defense table represented, evidently, by two young gentlemen
    making rude sounds into their microphone. Across the aisle was a
    gangly, blond-haired DA who clearly hadn't had an opportunity to
    go to Stanford yet.

    It was a field day to Las Vegas Federal Court by a local grade
    school. We guessed that the youths were about 12 years of age.
    Earlier in the day, they had witnessed the sentencing of a real
    drug dealer, a pregnant woman condemned to a couple of years in a non-fictional slammer. From their places in the courtroom, the
    students fired questions at the real judge, who towered above the
    melee in his judicial robes. Would the woman have the baby before
    going to jail? Would she be able to keep the baby? Why was she
    crying?

    Someone in the jury box asked U.S. District Judge Philip Pro what
    his salary was. He said he made $135,000 a year.

    Then the children filed out and grownups filed in. Three
    gentlemen in dark business suits represented the government: Two
    from the Justice Dept. and one from the EPA. The lead lawyer was
    Richard Sarver, who we understand is a former Air Force officer.
    Lawyer Jonathan Turley, representing the workers, sat alone at the
    other table. In the pews were the widow and her family and a
    handful of reporters scribbling notes on steno pads.

    The hearing was conducted in legalese, much of which was beyond
    the grasp of our own tiny brain. We did pick out a few tidbits,
    though. The judge asked if there were any ongoing negotiations to
    reach a settlement, and Sarver said they were "almost DOA"--dead
    on arrival. The judge also asked Sarver repeatedly whether the
    government would "stipulate that the base exists." The government
    lawyer declined the opportunity--meaning that the government still
    does not acknowledge any base at Groom. However, Sarver did
    repeat the official line that there are indeed "facilities at
    Groom Dry Lake." It's a subtle distinction lost to meager minds.

    We noted that six months would be allowed for the discovery
    process, during which each side of the case will be seeking
    information from the other. The content of the rest of the
    hearing was over our head. At one point, some angry-sounding
    words were exchanged between Turley and Sarver, but the subtext
    was not apparent to us. The hearing ended after 45 minutes, and
    the lawyers dispersed.

    Whatever happened, Turley walked out of the courtroom looking like
    the cat that ate the bird. Apparently, the government had
    overplayed its hand. It had attempted to suppress the entire case
    on national security grounds, and that gambit had failed. All we
    know for sure is that Turley was bubbling. He was heard to use
    "sex" and "law" in the same sentence, with law being rated as
    superior.

    ----- ENEMY UPDATE -----

    -- In DR#16, we reported that our intimate enemy list included
    Lazar's gatekeeper GENE HUFF. We are now as surprised as anyone
    to report a change in status: Huff and Psycho have kissed and
    made up, and all those harsh words of the past have been
    forgotten.

    Huff has even sold us a shipment of the handsome Lazar saucer
    posters, which are now available from us for $15 (plus $3.50
    postage in the US). This 22" x 34" poster features three
    schematic views of the "Sport Model" flying saucer that Lazar says
    he worked on at "Area S4." In the background is a Russian
    satellite image of the Papoose Lake area. It happens that in the
    mountains north of the lake bed a tiny saucer shape appears, but
    we suspect that it is a photo artifact. (Huff says that the
    "saucer" did not appear on other frames taken at the same time by
    other cameras on the satellite.) The poster was produced by Lazar
    and Huff to coincide with the release of the Testor's S4 saucer
    model.

    -- Replacing Mr. Huff on our mortal enemies list is German UFO
    filmmaker MICHAEL HESEMANN. (Big round of applause, ladies and
    gentlemen.) We met him on only one occasion, when he came to
    Rachel to videotape part of a UFO documentary. He struck us as
    narcissistic and highly unprofessional. He was abusive of his
    crew (or so we gathered from his tone of voice, as we do not speak
    German), and he insisted in appearing in every shot of his
    interview with us. When a German journalist later asked us what
    we thought of Hesemann, we summed up succinctly: "He's an
    asshole." That translates into German as "Arschloch," a sentiment
    apparently shared by many in the German UFO field. Eventually,
    our analysis made it back to Hesemann himself, who called us from
    Dusseldorf to leave a long and unhappy message on our answering
    machine. Listening to it, we were reminded of Col. Klink
    threatening Col. Hogan. Hesemann said he was going to cut us out
    of his documentary, but he was kind enough to give us one last
    chance to regain favor: If we wrote him a letter of unconditional
    apology, which he would publish all over Europe, then he would not
    sue us. We were trembling, of course, especially in light of
    Hesemann's written comments to the journalist, the ominous tone of
    which is best experienced without translation....

    "Wie Herr Campbell, den ich in der Tat WIE JEDEN interviewte,
    der in der Area 51 forschte, mein Video beurteilen kann, das
    derzeit uberhaupt erst im Schnitt ist ist vielleicht das grosste
    Ratsel der Wuste von Nevada. Ist er ein Medium? Oder hat er
    selbst so einen Scheiss gesagt, dass der Film schon wegen seines
    Interviews (von den anderen Interviews weiss er ja nichts)
    schlecht sein MUSS? Was, bitteschon, soll er uber mich gasagt
    haben? Nun, Campbell hat ein Manko. Als er in Rachel eintraf,
    sind die 9 Scheiben--zumindest laut John Lear--langst nach White
    Sands verfrachtet worder. Darum hat er nie selbst was gesehen.
    Ich war das achte Mal in Rachel, als ich ihn interviewte. Ich
    hatter bereits, zusammen mit einem ABC-TV-Team, eine sehr
    beeindruckende Sichtung. Er nicht. Pech. So what? Neid???"

    -- Conspiracy nutcase GARY SCHULTZ is still our treasured enemy.
    He showed up in Rachel during the Larry King show and afterwards
    had the gall to visit our Research Center and try to strike up a
    conversation. Since this is the twerp who once phoned our
    neighbor to spread vague rumors of child molestation against us
    (false, we must emphasize), we regard our differences as
    irreconcilable. No kissing and making up here. We ordered the
    little dip from the premises and told him never to come back.

    -- The enemy status of SEAN DAVID MORTON remains unchanged. At a
    Nov. 5-6 UFO conference in the Bay Area, Sean described his
    relationship to us as being like Michael Jackson to Weird Al
    Yankovich. (This is fine by us, as we have already proclaimed
    that we are not a child molester.) In our continuing campaign to
    "data him to death," we are thinking of setting up a World Wide
    Web page devoted entirely to the bigger-than-life exploits of this
    modern Munchhausen. Another neat idea would be to establish an
    internet newsgroup, alt.fan.sean.morton, where Sean's growing
    legion of "fans" can exchange information and insights about their
    hero. We don't currently have newsgroup host capabilities,
    however. Is there a sysop out there interested in sponsoring
    this?

    ----- INTEL BITTIES -----

    BILBRAY DEFEATED. One bright spot in the Nov. 8 election was the
    surprising defeat of Democratic Representative James Bilbray,
    Congress's most vocal defender of the secret base and Air Force
    interests in Nevada. In interviews, Bilbray came closer than any
    other government official to admitting that the base was there,
    but he seemed 100 percent in support of its continued official
    nonexistence. In an interview on the Fox "Encounters" segment on
    Area 51 [7/22, DR#10,15], Bilbray said that he had been all over
    the Nellis complex but had seen no evidence of alien craft.
    (Critics counter that Bilbray would have only gone where the
    military wanted him to and didn't have the clearance necessary to
    see anything really secret.)

    THE CAMPING SEASON IS NOW OVER in the Rachel area, as nighttime
    temperatures drop through the 20s enroute to a winter low
    approaching minus 10 F around the first of the year. Daytime
    weather can still be pleasant (or horrible), but you'll need a
    warm jacket. Light snow is common here in December and January,
    and snow on the ground brings impenetrable fog to the valleys.
    The normally clear desert skies are often heavily overcast in the
    winter. Spring is the windstorm season, where fierce gales from
    the southwest often prohibit outdoor activities.

    Identical weather is found at the Groom base, which was once
    cynically referred to by Lockheed workers as "Paradise Ranch."
    According to Skunk Works chairman Kelly Johnson, the name was
    "kind of a dirty trick since Paradise Ranch was a dry lake where
    quarter-inch rocks blew around every afternoon." [Source:
    "Lockheed U-2," by Bill Yenne via C.H.]

    GROOM LAKE VOR. The frequency for the Groom Lake VOR (navigation
    beacon) is 117.5 MHz.

    WWW UFO PAGE. A new World Wide Web page on UFOs, pointing to back
    issues of the Desert Rat as well as a variety of UFO files, is
    available at "http://www.bgsu.edu/~jzawodn/ufo/".

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    !!!!!!!!!!! NEWS FLASH !!!!!!!!!!!

    ----- COURT REJECTS ALL MOTIONS IN CAMPBELL CASE -----

    SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO BE APPOINTED

    Pahranagat Valley Justice of the Peace Nola Holton yesterday effectively rejected all pre-trial motions submitted by Glenn Campbell in his obstruction case, on the grounds that they were not printed in the proper format. This unusual decision, rendered almost a month after the first motion was submitted, calls into question the fairness of Campbell's upcoming Dec. 21 trial.

    Campbell was arrested on July 19 during the seizure by Sheriff's deputies, without a warrant, of the video tapes of a KNBC-TV news crew near the border of the secret Groom Lake base. [See DR#12.] Although the TV crew says they did not photograph the secret base, they were stopped by two deputies, one of whom told them he would have to search their vehicle and confiscate all of their tapes. The crew offered to show the deputy their tapes in the camera viewfinder to prove they had not photographed the base, but the deputy refused, and he and his partner approached their unoccupied vehicle to
    conduct the search. Campbell, who was accompanying the crew, was arrested when he reached into the vehicle from the other side and pushed down the door locks, temporarily delaying the seizure.

    Four of the five tapes taken from KNBC have still not been returned and are apparently being held by the U.S. Air Force. The Lincoln County Sheriff's Department has a contract with the Air Force to respond to calls by the anonymous security force at the border of the Groom facility. Neither the Sheriff nor the Air Force will comment on the details of the contract or the special relationship between the two organizations.

    Campbell was charged with Obstruction of a Public Officer, a misdemeanor charge. He has chosen to represent himself, with the assistance of a Nevada attorney, Tracie Lindeman. Campbell has requested a jury trial, the first in this small-town Justice Court since around 1987.

    Campbell had submitted several pre-trial motions to the court. On Nov. 9, he filed a motion requesting specific discovery materials, and on Nov. 22 he field another seeking a ruling on defense strategies. When the court and District Attorney failed to respond, Campbell filed a motion asking the court to dismiss the charge. Still receiving no response, Campbell file a motion requesting an immediate ruling on the previous ones. In most courts, the prosecution has ten days to respond to motions by the defense, and if no agreement can be reached, a pre-trial hearing is held to obtain a ruling. In this case, however, neither the prosecution nor the court responded until a Dec. 6 letter to Campbell from Justice Holton. Holton stated that the
    motions submitted by Campbell could not be considered by the Court or D.A. because they were not in the "proper form."

    Campbell concedes that he submitted the motions in letter form and did not number each line or use the header format that is standard in legal
    documents. Campbell insists, however, that the text of his motions was legally proper and was reviewed by Lindemann prior to submission. Furthermore, Campbell says the Holton previously accepted his Oct. 14 motion to change the trial date, which was also not printed in the proper legal format.

    In his Nov. 9 motion for additional discovery materials, Campbell requested a Nov. 16 hearing, and the last line of the document said, "Please let me know if this request is insufficient." Holton informed Campbell of the format problem only on Dec. 6, eleven business days before the trial and only one
    day before the deadline for the issuing of subpoenas.

    "It sounds like the weakest excuse in the book," said Campbell. "I have
    never been on trial or defended myself before, so it's a learning process for me. I have made a great effort to adhere to all the legal procedures, but I am bound to make some minor errors. For the court to reject my motions because they are not formatted correctly, and to wait almost a month to tell me so, is unconscionable."

    At an Oct. 19 hearing on the change of trial date, Justice Holton told Campbell he was free to file pre-trial motions regarding evidence and discovery and that any conflicts would be resolved in pre-trial hearings. Holton said that she wanted all questions about the admissibility of evidence to be resolved before the trial date so that the trial itself would not be delayed by them. The Justice appears to have changed her position in her
    Dec. 6 letter, which effectively disallows any pre-trial motions or hearings. "Any and all motions will be heard prior to Trial on December 21, 1994," Holton wrote.

    "As it stands, I must go into this trial without the slightest idea about
    what kind of evidence the court will allow or disallow." Campbell said. "I directly asked the court for pre-trial advice, and it was denied to me. I directly asked the District Attorney for documents and information that could lead to evidence critical to my defense, and both he and the court dealt with my requests by not responding at all. It doesn't help to have a ruling on these matters on the day of the trial because then I don't have any time to subpoena evidence or assemble a defense based on the court's ruling."

    "It is like the old Soviet system of justice," said Campbell. "You are allowed to mount a defense only as long as it is ineffective. If your
    defense is solid and runs the risk of embarrassing the authorities, the court will change its mind and disallow it."

    One practical effect of Holton's decision to delay all rulings until the
    trial date is that Campbell must now subpoena more witnesses and evidence
    than would usually be required. Since he cannot know what evidence and which defense strategies will be allowed by the court and has had no response to basic information requests, he must subpoena all witnesses and evidence that might possibly have any bearing on the case. This may mean that Campbell
    will be forced to subpoena the Sheriff and Undersheriff as well as officials of Nellis Air Force Base. Campbell is also expected to subpoena the video tapes taken from the KNBC crew and all the documents that would have
    otherwise been requested in the discovery process.

    Also in the Dec. 6 letter, Holton said that the D.A. had informed here that
    "a special prosecutor will be appointed to handle this case." The reasons
    for this action and the name of the special prosecutor have not yet been revealed. It is also unclear why the D.A. has waited so long to make such a move--almost five months after the arrest and only two weeks before trial.

    ----- BACKGROUND: JUSTICE OF THE PEACE -----

    Dating from the days of Judge Roy Bean, the Justice of the Peace has been a trademark of the American West. The position was originally created to serve the needs of isolated rural communities where a full-time judge was not
    needed and no trained lawyers were available to serve. A Justice of the
    Peace needs to have no law degree, and there are no prerequisites for the job except to be elected by the community. In Nevada, the Justice of the Peace
    is empowered to hear misdemeanor cases but not felonies and deals primarily with traffic violations. The maximum fine the Justice my impose is $1200 and six months [?] in jail.

    Justice Holton does not have a law degree, but she was recently reelected by local voters by a wide margin. In Alamo, the Justice of the Peace shares a suite of offices with the Sheriff's Dept. substation, which consists of the two deputies who arrested Campbell. One of these deputies, Sgt. Lamoreaux, also serves as the court's bailiff.

    Nola Holton presided over a 1988 trial of four activists who were arrested
    for trespassing in the Groom Mountain Range shortly after its controversial withdrawal by the Air Force. Holton convicted the four, rejecting their defense that they were working a valid mining claim staked while the land was public. This conviction was later overturned by a higher court on appeal.

    Justice Holton also authorized the search warrant served on an ABC News television crew on April 8, 1994. Like KNBC, ABC was accused of
    photographing the secret Groom Lake base but denied doing so. The warrant authorized not only the seizure of the crew's video tapes, but also every piece of their equipment, including the camera, microphones, radio equipment, sound equipment and cables. All equipment and video tape was returned to ABC about a week later, with no explanation or apologies. Indeed, when their story aired, ABC showed no pictures of the secret base except the one printed on the cover of the March 1993 Popular Science.

    Holton has sentenced four of the seven trespassers who accidentally drove across the unfenced border on Jan. 2, 1994. Three who originally pleaded "No Contest" were sentenced to a $250 fine each. Another member of the group, William Fitzgerald, chose to fight the charges but later agreed to a plea bargain with the D.A. The D.A. agreed to recommend a $100 fine in exchange for a "No Contest" plea. Justice Holton, however, chose to disregard the D.A.'s recommendation and imposed a fine of $500 (plus a $100 clerical fee). Such an excessive penalty--five times the recommendation--is within the court's legal discretion, but it destroys the D.A.'s credibility in future negotiations. Since the D.A.'s recommendation seems meaningless to the
    court, he can no longer engage in effective plea bargaining.

    A fifth member of the group, Connie Ruiz, agreed to the same plea agreement
    as Fitzgerald, but she has not yet been sentenced because the court has not received the written plea agreement from the D.A. This four month oversight in the delivery of routine paperwork appears to reinforce the D.A.'s local reputation as an unreliable official given to unnecessary delays.

    ----- MOTION TO COMPEL DISCOVERY -----

    Summary: The Nov. 9 "Motion to Compel Discovery" asked the court to require the District Attorney to provide documents to the defense concerning the handling of the KNBC tapes after they were confiscated from the TV crew. The motion is based on Campbell's Oct. 28 written request to the D.A. asking for the receipts and other paperwork signed by representatives of the Air Force and Sheriff's Dept. whenever this evidence changed hands. In most police departments, these documents are routine and required, and they should be of special concern when evidence is confiscated without a warrant.

    The D.A. failed to respond to Campbell's Oct. 28 request, even to deny it, so the Nov. 9 motion was filed to compel his reply. The motion requested a Nov. 16 hearing if necessary, and the last line said to Holton, "Please let me
    know if this request is insufficient."

    ----- MOTION TO CLARIFY DEFENSE STRATEGIES -----

    [Below is the full text of the Nov. 22 motion.]

    Nov. 22, 1994

    The Honorable Nola Holton
    Pahranagat Valley Justice Court
    P.O. Box 449
    Alamo, NV 89001

    Dear Justice Holton:

    Regarding: Case #P55-94

    MOTION TO CLARIFY THE ADMISSIBILITY OF VARIOUS DEFENSE STRATEGIES

    The Defense hereby asks the Court to provide its opinion as to the validity
    of various defense strategies that might be used during the course of the upcoming trial. I regard these strategies as straightforward and self- evident, but my discussions with the D.A. suggest that he would protest them as "irrelevant." In order to streamline the trial process and the obtaining of pre-trial information, I ask the Court to confirm or refute the general validity of each of these possible strategies....

    1) The accounts of the police officer or officers in the case are directly refuted by other witnesses who say that the events leading up to the arrest are different than described by the officers. The Defense can argue to jury that the difference in testimony suggests that the officer's memory is unreliable and the defendant's actions and intent were different that what
    the officers claim.

    2) At the time the defendant allegedly obstructed the officer, the officer
    was engaged in an illegal act or an act that was outside his properly delegated authority. The Defense may point out to the jury that to prove
    that obstruction took place, the State must show that the act that was obstructed was fully legal and properly delegated.

    3) Prior to the alleged offense, the Defendant had had extensive experience
    in similar situations with the same officer whose action he is accused of obstructing. In the prior cases, illegal or improper acts were committed by the officer or his department--for example, the illegal deprivation of personal property without due process--forming a clear and pervasive pattern of criminal activity or abuse of authority. The pattern was further emphasized to the defendant by the accounts of others, who claimed to also have suffered similar abuses. This information entered into the Defendant's state of mind at the time of the alleged obstruction, leading him to conclude that, if the officer's action was allowed to proceed, it would result in a similar illegal act.

    4) The Sheriff's Dept. is not neutral in this matter but is seeking to
    silence or harass a vocal political opponent. Testimony is presented suggesting prior animosity by the Sheriff's Dept. against the Defendant for his political activism. Testimony is also presented that, as a result of publicity generated by the defendant, the Sheriff's Dept. has suffered significant public embarrassment for its questionable policies. If supported by the evidence, the Defense may suggest to the jury that the authorities are not seeking to uphold the law but instead are seeking to "get" the Defendant to address past grudges.

    In this motion, I am only requesting the Court's permission to pursue any of these general strategies and seek relevant evidence; I am not yet seeking the Court's ruling on the admissibility of any specific piece of evidence, which may be addressed later. The aim of this motion is to save the time of both the Defense and State in allowing them to pursue only that evidence which has a possibility of being admitted.

    Since the further conduct of the discovery process depends on the Court's response to this motion, I ask that the Court rule on it as quickly as possible to preserve the Dec. 21 trial date. If a hearing must be held regarding this motion, Nov. 30 is requested.

    SINCERELY

    GLENN CAMPBELL

    cc: Thomas Dill, District Attorney
    Tracie Lindeman, Co-Counsel

    ----- MOTION TO DISMISS -----

    [Below is the full text of the Nov. 29 motion.]

    Nov. 29, 1994

    The Honorable Nola Holton
    Pahranagat Valley Justice Court
    P.O. Box 449
    Alamo, NV 89001

    Dear Justice Holton:

    Regarding: Case #P55-94

    MOTION TO DISMISS

    I hereby ask the Court to dismiss the obstruction charge against me on the grounds of repeated and unwarranted delays by the State in prosecuting this case and responding to my reasonable discovery requests. These delays have effectively blocked my legitimate defense.

    Procrastination seems to mark every action of the District Attorney's office. In the pending case, even the simplest request or court action has been unreasonably strung out, including...

    -- Delay, without explanation, of my arraignment from Aug. 3 to Aug. 24--over one month after the July 19 arrest. The delay might have been justified for
    a complex, multiple count felony charge, but not a simple, single count misdemeanor.

    -- Delay, without explanation, of delivery of initial discovery materials, arriving over two weeks after a written request and a month and a half after the first verbal request. The written request was made Sept. 27, after multiple verbal requests in Aug. and Sept. in which the D.A. told me directly he would send the materials but did not. After the written request, two additional verbal requests were required before the materials were finally sent to me, postmarked Oct. 11.

    -- No response--after over a month--to my Oct. 28 written request to the D.A. for additional discovery materials. Since other requests and motions are dependent on the D.A.'s response, this unwarranted delay has made it
    virtually impossible for me to prepare an adequate defense for our agreed
    upon Dec. 21 trial date.

    At the Oct. 19 hearing, I agreed, in good faith, that the Dec. 21 trial date would be final and that no further delays would be necessary. I understood, however, that the D.A. would also make a good faith effort to respond to my discovery requests. In keeping with legal practice elsewhere, I expected
    that replies--at least negative ones--would come back to me within a few days of each request, then I would file motions on points of contention and hearings would be held promptly. I did not anticipate that a single very basic additional discovery request would eat up most of the time before
    trial.

    Although I have waived my right to a trial within 60 days, I have not consented to indefinite delays to accommodate the State's procrastination.
    As the trial date and discovery process is stretched out longer and longer from the arrest, the memories of witnesses fade and the obtaining of evidence becomes more problematic. Although I have waived my 60-day right, that does not give that State the right to delay the tools of my defense and thereby stretch out the trial date to the State's advantage.

    Even if the trial was again continued, it seems unlikely that the State's performance would improve. My own limited observation of local court cases and county business suggests that inexcusable delays are routine for the D.A.'s office. Even the simplest actions and responses, some requiring
    little more than the D.A.'s signature, are routinely delayed for up to four months or are never completed at all. At the Court's request, I can provide an lengthy list of such unwarranted delays in even the most straightforward situations, suggesting that NO trial date, no matter how far in the future, will allow the assembly of a reasonable defense in a complex case like this.

    To all appearances, the charge against me is trivial and politically motivated. I was arrested for allegedly interfering with the highly questionable and widely publicized seizure of a news crew's video tape, executed by a Sheriff's deputy without a warrant. The charge against me
    could be seen as an attempt by the Sheriff's Dept. and D.A. to save face. My opposition to the county's secret dealings with the Air Force is well know, and the continued pursuit of this groundless case must be seen political harassment.

    I hereby petition the Court to dismiss the misdemeanor charge against me.

    SINCERELY

    GLENN CAMPBELL

    cc: Thomas Dill, District Attorney
    Tracie Lindeman, Co-Counsel

    ----- MOTION TO SUBMIT -----

    Summary: The Dec. 2 "Motion to Submit" requested Holton's immediate ruling on the above motions, based on the D.A.'s failure to respond and the rapid approach of the Dec. 21 trial date.

    "Since the defendant is innocent until proven otherwise, the burden is on the State to actively defend its position throughout these proceedings. Since
    the State has failed to offer an objection to the first two motions within a reasonable period, I petition the court to issue an immediate ruling in favor of the Defense."

    ----- THE COURT'S RESPONSE -----

    [Below is the letter by Justice Holton to Campbell. It is the only response from either the court or D.A. to any of the motions above.]

    Pahranagat Valley Justice Court
    P.O. Box 449
    Alamo, NV 89001
    Phone: (702) 729-3357

    December 6, 1994

    Glenn Campbell
    HCR Box 38
    Rachel, NV 89001

    Dear Mr. Campbell;

    I am in receipt of the numerous communications which have been sent to this Court. Before these written motions can be answered by the District
    Attorney, or considered by the Court, they must be submitted in proper form.

    Please consult with co-counsel regarding the required format. Also discuss with her the scope of discovery with the District Attorney must provide.

    Any requests for dismissal of this action will be considered only after the Court has listened to verbal arguments from both sides. Any and all motions will be heard prior to Trial on December 21, 1994.

    Also for your information, the District Attorneys office has advised that because of a possible conflict, a special prosecutor will be appointed to handle the case. The Court will receive written notification tomorrow and a copy will be forwarded to you.

    Sincerely,

    Nola Holton
    Justice of the Peace

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    THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter.
    Issue #20. December 19, 1994.
    -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <-----
    AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE
    Direct from the "UFO Capital," Rachel, Nevada.
    Written, published, copyrighted and totally disavowed by
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    In this issue...
    UFO RELEASE: TEN TIMES O.J.?
    CAMPBELL GETS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR
    TWO NEW ACCUSED TRESPASSERS PLEAD NOT GUILTY
    LEGAL FUND ESTABLISHED
    LAND GRAB STATUS / OUTING PROPOSED
    MORE LARRY KING COMMENTS
    CORRECTIONS AND UPDATES
    INTEL BITTIES
    ASK PSYCHOSPY

    [Note: This issue has been sent in two parts. The first ends with
    a "CONTINUED" notice and the second ends with "###".]

    ----- UFO RELEASE: TEN TIMES O.J.? -----

    One statement made by Glenn Campbell on the Larry King "Live from
    Area 51" special on Oct. 1 seems to have upset a lot of UFO buffs
    (confirming to some that Campbell must be a government agent).

    Here is a transcript of the last few minutes of the two-hour show,
    pretty much summing up the position of each guest.

    LARRY KING: "Glenn, do you think they'll come to Washington and
    say 'Hello'?"

    GLENN CAMPBELL: "I have the feeling, personal[ly], that they
    probably obey the Prime Directive--That's from Star Trek.--that
    they should leave us alone and let us conduct our own lives. They
    seem to not want a lot of attention."

    DR. STEVEN GREER: "Let me say, though, that I do think that
    within the decade that it is likely that an undeniable event will
    transpire. There [is] the proliferation of video cameras and
    other technologies such that some of the events that have happened
    in the past decades, if they were to happen now in 1994, there is
    a higher and higher chance that this would result in undeniable
    evidence."

    KING: "Are you encouraged that this administration would help?"

    DR. GREER: "Yes."

    KING: "Therefore you think that President Clinton does not now
    know what you may know."

    DR. GREER: "I really shouldn't comment on that."

    [Awkward pause.]

    STANTON FRIEDMAN: "That's a mysterious comment."

    DR. GREER: "What I think is that the current administration, the
    cabinet level people are probably not informed to the level that
    they should be. And to the extent that they have been informed,
    it is probably disinformation not information."

    KING: "Kevin, optimistic or pessimistic?"

    KEVIN RANDLE: "Looking at the history of the government, I'm
    fairly pessimistic. I think it will take some kind of outside
    event to make us learn what is really going on."

    KING: "Glenn?"

    CAMPBELL: "I'm neither optimistic or pessimistic. If the story
    hits, it will cause a big stir in the media for a while, but we'll
    go back to our regular lives."

    KING: "Just for a while? Come on. Hard Copy would be there
    tomorrow morning up in Pluto."

    CAMPBELL: "Picture the O.J. Simpson brouhaha and multiply that by
    ten, and maybe you might have the UFO thing."

    KING: "Sex in space."

    DR. GREER: "I think it will be bigger than that, and I think that
    what you'll see is a transformation in the way we look at
    ourselves as a people. People will evolve into a global society
    instead of national ones."

    KING: "Are you optimistic?"

    DR. GREER: "Yes, I'm very optimistic in fact."

    KING: "And you, Stanton?"

    FRIEDMAN: "I'm optimistic. I am concerned that the American
    people are nowhere near aware enough of how much stuff is being
    covered up as we speak--the huge black budgets, all the documents,
    that scares me."

    KING: "Thank you all very much for being a terrific panel and for participating on this show that started in daylight and ended in
    darkness. [...] We also want to thank everyone associated in
    this wonderful little spot on this treasured earth called Rachel,
    Nevada, for their wonderful cooperation, and this great crew as
    well, our producers and the entire staff. Thanks for joining us;
    have a great time and.... [looking heavenward] bye.


    Through the pulling of strings, Psychospy had obtained a pass to
    the Larry King set, erected in the desert across the street from
    the Little A'Le'Inn in Rachel. We lurked in the shadows during
    the rehearsal and show, monitoring the radio traffic of the
    control room and camera operators. There were a half-dozen
    cameras: A camera on a moving dolly, a camera on a 20 foot boom,
    a camera behind Larry, three cameras facing the stage, and a
    camera on a hilltop a half-mile away. From the outside, it looked
    like a graceful ballet of cameras dancing hither and yon, but we
    pitied the guests: You couldn't pick your nose without the world
    watching.

    Anyway, upon return to our Research Center, we found some forty
    messages on our answering machine, and the phone continued to ring
    all night. Most of the callers were very angry and said: "I've
    tried the 800 number and can't get through. Why won't you people
    take my call? I've got important information about the government
    cover-up that must get on the air."

    One message on our machine came from a Lieutenant Colonel at Fort
    Dix Air Force Base in New Jersey asking us to return his call. We
    didn't bother, since we knew Fort Dix was an Army base.

    The next most common kind of call were anonymous voices accusing
    Campbell of being a government agent. These were deep breathers
    mostly, who left epithets and cryptic threats on the tape and then
    hung up. The most coherent were similar to the email message
    quoted in DR #18:

    "The show is off the air 10 minutes and I am left with the
    feeling that Glenn Campbell works for the government. I have no
    evidence to that fact, I am new to this whole line of information,
    but Mr. Campbell in my opinion seemed to soft-peddle the entire
    affair in a much too uncomfortable way for me to give him any
    credibility."

    Other messages, faxed or mailed to us from supporters and
    detractors alike, seemed to focus on Campbell's "O.J." comments.
    "Only ten times O.J.?" they said. We're talking about the BIGGEST
    NEWS EVENT IN HISTORY. If the government releases info about
    UFOs, it could SHATTER OUR INSTITUTIONS. World religions will
    CRUMBLE--or, alternatively, church attendance will skyrocket as
    humanity tries to come to grips with the fact that IT IS NO LONGER
    THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. World financial markets will fall
    into VIOLENT TURMOIL and may even COLLAPSE when investors realize
    that alien technology instantly makes ours obsolete. There will
    be RIOTS AND LOOTING in the streets as humans see the
    meaninglessness of our earthly laws. Millions of people will
    COMMIT SUICIDE, while others will refuse to go to work when they
    realize just how small and meaningless their lives really are in
    scheme of the universe.

    Other correspondents sent us la-dee-da predictions, not unlike Dr.
    Greer's, suggesting that knowledge of the alien presence would
    draw all of humanity together into one loving, cooperative entity
    singing "Kumbaya."

    "Balderdash!" we reply. We may disagree with Campbell from time
    to time, and we are not ready to announce that any aliens actually
    exist, but we think his nonchalance, at least on a philosophical
    level, deserves our defense.

    ..... THE REAL EFFECT .....

    Human history has always been filled with major disruptions and
    uncertainty, and still we have bounced back to at least an
    adequate level of functioning. Any alien presence or agenda, no
    matter how sinister, must pale in comparison to the truly evil
    things that humanity had afflicted upon itself over the centuries.
    Take the Second World War, or any war for that matter: How could
    the aliens, who seem clinical and disinterested at best, possibly
    cause as much disruption to society as people systematically
    blowing each other's heads off?

    Most people's lives are irrational and meaningless enough anyway
    that it is hard to imagine that any release of information will
    push them over the brink. Some people, already unstable, may
    indeed commit suicide, just like during every big snowstorm a few
    precarious senior citizens pass away; the notion of them jumping
    off cliffs like lemmings is ridiculous. Humans are creatures of
    habit and convention. They will continue to do what they are
    doing now unless they are physically prevented from it. All the
    profound philosophical and technological implications of alien
    life would be absorbed only over time, at the rate that
    individuals and society are prepared to change.

    Religions seem like the least likely institutions to be affected.
    Religious beliefs are based on faith and often fly in the face of
    reason anyway, so no amount of data is likely to change them. We
    can expect only a temporary instability as leaders of the major
    faiths race around to find the alien references in their
    scriptures to prove that they had the idea first. (We'd place our
    money on the adaptive and media savvy Mormons to easily win this
    P.R. race.)

    The aliens have been variously described as centuries or even
    millennia ahead of us in technology. As such, we can't expect
    that much of their gadgetry will be immediately useful or
    reproducible by us. It is like giving a transistor radio to a
    cannibal on a remote desert island. First of all, he's got no
    stations to listen to. If he is very clever, he might be able to
    figure out how the radio works, but he certainly doesn't have the
    ability to reproduce it with the tools or materials at hand. In
    all, the technology is so advanced as to be almost meaningless to
    the cannibal, who would much prefer a new spear or juicy
    missionary.

    Thus, the earthly economy and financial markets would probably
    remain stable for many years. People will still need to feed,
    clothe and house themselves in the traditional manner. Alien
    technology will not immediately bring down the price of the
    Pentium chip or obviate the human need for air travel to sunny but
    meaningless tourist destinations. Money will retain its perceived
    value, and Las Vegas, like other religious sites, will continue to
    prosper as a place for people to trade their money for the slim
    hope of salvation.

    The only guaranteed effect of any alien revelations would be an
    increase in television viewership. Television is our society's
    guiding light in any time of crisis or change. People will want
    to know what Dan Rather and Peter Jennings have to say about the
    aliens, although they will probably produce only the obvious
    platitudes: Yes, they could blow us out of the solar system if
    they wanted, but they haven't done it yet, so they probably aren't
    a major threat. Dan and Peter will only be killing time before
    cutting to Washington for the long-awaited Big Announcement by the
    President of the United States. Of course, by the time the
    President announces something, you know it will be old news,
    having already circulated on the tube for some time. Still, the
    people need a leadership figure to offer them the same platitudes
    as Rather and Jennings, but with the strength and authority of the
    Man in Charge. The President's popularity rating will soar that
    night as people cling to their leader, although it will probably
    fall again to its original level before the next election.

    ..... UFOLOGICAL CONFLICT .....

    Most ufologists seem to be basically schizoid about the release of
    UFO information. On the one hand, they say that the government
    MUST tell what it knows and that the people have a fundamental
    right to the data. On the other, they say the news will probably
    send society spiraling into anarchy, destroy our economy, religion
    and government and drive people to mass suicide. That is not the
    message to send to encourage the government to comply.

    What we are talking about is only information, no more dangerous
    or destructive than how we choose to interpret it. If prominent
    UFO researchers run through the streets yelling, "It's the end of
    our society!" naturally the rest of the populous is going to
    become upset at any mention of aliens, and the government will be
    all the more reluctant to release any info. The duty of
    responsible ufologists is to help prepare society for the Big News
    by issuing only calm, reasonable statements and speaking about UFO
    information as though it were routine.

    Noisy outrage at the government doesn't advance the movement any.
    Ufologists say: The government MUST tell us what it knows, and
    when it does, heads are going to roll in Washington for keeping it
    from us for so long. No bureaucrat or government department wants
    to come forward with previously withheld information if they know
    they are going to be condemned for it in the end. It is more
    useful to recognize the government for what it is: neither good or
    evil, but a necessary part of our society composed of individuals
    who don't all hold the same views. To get what you want from any organization, you have to understand its needs and the concerns of
    the people who run it. Instead of railing against the government
    as a whole, it may be more useful to support the elements within
    it that share our goals.

    The disruption of society would seem to be a major concern of the
    people in charge; perhaps it is the whole raison d'etre of the
    secrecy. Politically, it should be the goal of ufologists to
    allay that fear. We want to send the message: "We can handle it,
    now." Instead of blasting the keepers of the knowledge, we ought
    to pin a medal on them, tell them how proud we are of their
    accomplishments and let them turn over the reins to us in a
    dignified ceremony before we pack them off to the retirement home.
    These people, no doubt, have been pursuing what they have felt is
    best for the country, and because we do not yet understand the big
    picture, we cannot say that they were wrong. There could be a lot
    of frightening aspects to the alien info. In real impact, it may
    not be another World War Two, but the truth could still be
    disturbing enough, emotionally, to require some courage and
    maturity to face. That it has taken so long to come out may have
    been justified, in which case we don't have to blame anyone for
    what has happened in the past, just proceed from the present.

    Of course, Psychospy is not claiming that aliens, UFOs or any
    government cover-up of them are real. We will not be pinned down
    on this point. But if they ARE real, we believe the secrecy will
    collapse very quickly when a certain critical mass of social,
    economic and philosophical factors is achieved. Like the fall of
    the Berlin Wall, it could happen almost overnight. In fact, the
    collapse of the Soviet Union itself could be the most important
    contributing factor to the fall of the Alien Wall. It means there
    are fewer bureaucratic niches in which to hide your crashed
    saucers and little gray bodies. With the moral underpinnings of
    secrecy eroding, and a million internet users now collecting data
    and making it instantly available to the world, never in history
    has it been harder to keep a Really Big Secret.

    Perhaps it is time for Psychospy to come out of the closet. In
    1995, we hope to explore UFOs and alien issues more deeply here in
    the Desert Rat. We will, of course, remain seated squarely on the
    fence (ouch!) and let the data speak for itself. Even if there
    are no aliens, the philosophical topic is fascinating: How do we
    approach a field of knowledge that seems way beyond our current
    understanding?

    The solution? Just panic. Throw up your hands and run
    hysterically through the streets yelling, "Aggggghhhhhhh!"

    Always works for us.

    ----- CAMPBELL GETS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR -----

    TRIAL DELAYED TO FEB. 8

    Who do you know who gets a Special Prosecutor? Richard Nixon,
    Ollie North, maybe Clinton if he is lucky. Campbell feels
    similarly honored to have a Special Prosecutor appointed for him.
    The new S.P. is Steve Dobrescu, a lawyer in private practice in
    Ely, Nevada, hired especially by Lincoln County to handle the
    Campbell obstruction case. The District Attorney, Tom Dill, says
    that he appointed the S.P. because Campbell's political activities
    were creating a conflict, but we wonder if the D.A. isn't just
    passing the buck because he doesn't like to make difficult
    decisions or appear in court. This sure must be costing the
    county a bundle.

    Now that the D.A. has excused himself from the case, it is
    interesting to note that he can be subpoenaed as a witness should
    it prove necessary.

    In any case, Campbell has talked with his Special Prosecutor on
    the phone, sent him his "press packet" and files on the case, and
    declares himself pleased with the choice. "It is a pleasant
    change to deal with someone who understands both the letter and
    spirit of the law," said Campbell. "From what I know of him, I
    think he is a straight shooter who will make his own independent
    judgment about the evidence."

    Since the D.A. did nothing for five months, and waited until only
    two weeks before the scheduled trial to appoint the S.P., Dobrescu
    requested a further delay of the trial to give him time to review
    the case. Campbell, acting as his own attorney, has agreed, so a
    new trial date has been set for Feb. 8. The world is still
    invited.

    Some readers have questioned why Campbell has not hired a lawyer
    to defend him in such an important case, given that Campbell does
    not even know how to format a motion [DR#19]. Campbell replies
    that he "wouldn't miss this opportunity for the world," especially
    the chance to strut and bluster before the captive jury. "I'm
    learning how to be a lawyer by doing it," said Campbell.
    "Essentially, the county is providing my law school. I may make
    mistakes, but regardless of the outcome, I will emerge as a more
    dangerous legal force in the end."

    ----- TWO NEW ACCUSED TRESPASSERS PLEAD NOT GUILTY -----

    ....AND ASK FOR A JURY TRIAL

    It may be just coincidence, but two visitors recently accused of
    misdemeanor trespass near Freedom Ridge have pleaded NOT GUILTY in
    Pahranagat Valley Justice Court and have asked for a JURY TRIAL.
    Ryan Chivers and Jason Winget of Salt Lake City were intercepted
    by anonymous Cammo Dudes on the evening of Dec. 1, not far from
    the "Restricted Area" signs on Groom Lake Road. The two admit to
    getting lost briefly in the dark while trying to find Freedom
    Ridge and that they may have unwittingly wandered across the line
    at some point. The key question is whether they were on public or
    military land at the time of their capture. According to their
    account, the anonymous Dudes intercepted them outside the
    "Restricted Area" signs and then marched them back inside the
    border, where they were later taken into custody by Deputy
    Lamoreaux of the Sheriff's Dept.

    Unless the Cammo Dudes who captured them show up in court to
    testify that the accused were on military, not public land at the
    time of their capture, the two are simply not guilty of the
    trespassing statute they are charged with (NRS 204.200): (A) They
    did not WILLFULLY cross the line, and (B) they were not FOUND
    across the line, except after the Dudes kidnapped them back there.

    In any real world justice system, the case would be thrown out
    instantly, but this is Lincoln County ("...now leaving America")
    so we can't expect the D.A. or judge to catch on. That's why it
    is essential to request a jury trial, where at least there is a
    hope of justice.

    This trial is scheduled for Feb. 15, one week after Campbell's.

    ----- LEGAL FUND ESTABLISHED -----

    We find a jury trial to be a compelling concept. It is a
    guaranteed right under Nevada law for any misdemeanor, but it
    won't be offered; you have to ask for it. We are grateful to T.
    Lindeman for putting us on to this concept. We regret only that
    we did not know about it in time to help the six defendants
    accused last January [DR#1, etc.].

    Imagine what would happen if EVERYONE accused of trespassing opted
    for a jury trial. This would be the best guarantee of fairness
    for each, especially when local justice and law enforcement
    officials seem so entangled in dubious alliances. Imagine a full
    jury trial, with all the trimm'ns, happening every other week in
    Pahranagat Valley Justice Court. The tiny system might be
    swamped, but if this is the price of justice, so be it. Perhaps,
    in the process, Lincoln County might be encouraged to loosen it's
    secret ties with the Cammo Dudes.

    To help encourage justice here, the Area 51 Research Center has
    just established a legal aid fund. The Research Center will pay
    all or part of the fines of any accused trespasser, provided they
    opt for a jury trial and go through the full legal process. Going
    to trial is a pain, especially for those who live out of state and
    must come back, but we also find it a excellent form of education,
    an opportunity to learn the legal system by doing it.

    This offer applies only to INNOCENT accused trespassers, those who
    did not intentionally cross the line. We cannot defend those who
    DELIBERATELY intrude into the Restricted Zone and happen to get
    caught. (What if you get so "lost" that you wander 10 miles
    inside the Zone? We would have to approach that on a case-by-case
    basis.) The fund may also be used for other legal pursuits
    relating to the dubious cooperation between the Sheriff's Dept.
    and Cammo Dudes, like securing the release of lost film taken by
    deputies for "processing" and never returned.

    Contributions already made by our generous readers to the Campbell
    Defense Fund will be transferred into the new Accused Trespassers
    Defense Fund. New contributions may be sent to us at the Area 51
    Research Center. (Please tell us your email address or Secret
    Agent Code Name and let us know whether we can print an
    acknowledgment of your contribution here in the Rat.)


    ----- LAND GRAB STATUS / OUTING PROPOSED -----

    It isn't yet time to schedule our "End of the World Party" on
    Freedom Ridge. The wheels of government turn slowly and there are
    still more steps in the withdrawal process. We talked to Neil
    Talbot at the BLM Reno Office for the latest update. First the
    BLM has to respond to the ten protests raised to the "Proposed
    Land Use Amendment" (which had to be filed by Dec. 9). How long
    this takes will depend on the quality of the protests, but it
    seems likely to extend into the new year. When all the protests
    are settled, BLM could issue a "final record of decision"
    approving the withdrawal. However, the implementation of that
    decision can then be appealed to the Interior Board of Land
    Appeals--while the land, presumably, remains open.

    We think it's a riot that this action, supposedly a shoo-in for
    the military, has stretched out for so long, miring one part of
    the government in the bureaucracy of another. No matter what the
    end result may be, the military has lost this battle badly because
    it fought the WRONG battle: It fought for the land instead of for
    the hearts and minds of the people. The last laugh is, Freedom
    Ridge doesn't exist. It is an artificial public relations concept
    created here in the laboratories of our Research Center. It has
    done its job well--like a car that was supposed to last 100,000
    miles but you manage to squeeze 300,000 out of it. No matter what
    happens now we can't complain.

    We won't schedule our "End of the World" event until we have a
    solid closure date. In the meantime, however, some readers have
    expressed an interest in holding another casual get-together on
    Freedom Ridge in January. This could turn into the "End of the
    World Party" if the withdrawal process moves more quickly than
    anticipated, but for now we'll just call it an anniversary event.
    It will be a year ago in January that we unveiled the four wheel
    drive "Freedom Ridge Expressway." At the ribbon-cutting
    ceremonies--reported way back in DR#1--we welcomed aviation
    writers and buffs for a "last glimpse" of the secret base before
    the land might be closed. Hundreds have visited the ridge since
    then, including respectable journalists from all over the world,
    as well as the entire editorial staff of THE NOSE Magazine on one
    of their mindless drink-and-drive sex-house road trips out of San
    Francisco.

    The dates proposed for this anniversary event are Jan. 14, 21 or
    28. We encourage input from those interested as to which date is
    best. We'll call this our Second-Annual-Could-Be-Closed-Any-Day- Now-Freedom-Ridge-Inspection-Visit. In January, the weather can
    be pleasant (or horrible) during the day, but it is too cold to
    camp at night. (Last year, the wind was calm with daytime highs
    around 50 and nighttime lows in the teens.)

    Meanwhile, the out-of-touch Cammo Dudes thought they were going to
    get the land Dec. 9. In anticipation, we hear that they took down
    the yellow ribbons marking the public hiking trail to Freedom
    Ridge, which is not yet their authority to do. Time to send
    another strong letter to the Air Force.

    ----- MORE LARRY KING COMMENTS -----

    "Now, I might have been temporally insane, but by any chance
    did you see those lights that started to appear around the end of
    the show? A couple of them seemed to get brighter and dimmer as
    they hovered behind those 'expert's' heads and I saw at least one
    that zigzagged across the screen. I counted around four that just
    hovered. Were those search lights from Area 51? or something
    else?"
    -- OutKast00@aol.com

    We offer two theories: (1) Headlights of cars in the distance and
    (2) moths attracted to the bright stage lights after dark. In any
    case, to avoid conflicts with the setting sun, the cameras were
    pointed to the north, away from Area 51. When Larry King pointed
    to secret base "just over those hills," it was the wrong
    direction!

    ----- CORRECTIONS AND UPDATES -----

    The ILLEGAL REPEATER STATION on public land reported in DR#18 has
    been removed to inside the military border. (We are not sure
    whether it happened before or after the publication of DR#18.)

    Several MORMONS on our subscription list sent us email about our
    suggestion in DR#18 that Lincoln County elections were dominated
    by local Mormons voting as a block. These big-city Mormons say
    that any political lobbying from the pulpit is strictly forbidden
    by the church. They say that it is unfair to blame the whole
    church for small-town attitudes, which might be the same in the
    rural South, where Southern Baptists rule, or in remote
    Appalachia, where folks just can't read. We agree that there are
    other theories to account for the unhappy election results apart
    from the easy Mormon one: The most prominent we overlooked is
    that, because the county lacks industry and is rich in family
    ties, almost everyone here seems to either work for the county
    government or be related to someone who does. Naturally, these
    people aren't going to vote for anyone who promises "change"
    because that could mean that Uncle Fred will be out of a job.

    ----- INTEL BITTIES -----

    PHOTOGRAPHY APPEAL. If you have visited the Rachel area and lost
    film to the Lincoln County Sheriff's Dept. (for "processing"),
    please get in touch with us. (If you have already talked to us,
    then reaffirm your presence.) This information could be important
    in upcoming court cases.

    PAPOOSE VIEWPOINT DISCOVERED. Papoose Lake, the mysterious and
    inaccessible area 15 miles south of Groom where Bob Lazar says he
    worked with alien craft, isn't as invisible as previously
    supposed. You can see the Papoose lake bed from at least one
    mountain far to the south, near US-95. Unfortunately, the
    distance from the viewpoint to the lakebed is about 45 miles, so
    you won't make out much without a good telescope--but at least you
    can say you've seen it. tmahood@netcom.com and spouse were the
    first to visit the viewpoint, discovered with the help of a
    mystery source we shall call "C". For a free copy of tmahood's
    "Mt. Sterling Guide" describing the area, send him an email
    message. (The internet impaired can send us $1 for a copy by
    regular mail, anywhere in the world.)

    MONTEL ROASTED ON 20/20. THE MONTEL WILLIAMS SHOW [DR#15 & #16]
    got its just desserts on a 9/16 report on ABC's 20/20. In a story
    on talk-show ethics (or lack thereof), 20/20 recounted the story
    of a woman lured onto the Montel show under false pretenses, who
    was then told, on the air, that her sister had had "mercy sex"
    with her former boyfriend. Pure sleaze, but we knew that already.

    WWW SITE NEEDED. The "World Wide Web" is quickly becoming the
    hottest thing on the internet. (America On-Line promises to offer
    it soon.) You type in a starting address, and a document is
    displayed on the screen. Click on a highlighted word in the text,
    and another document is displayed, providing more details. It's
    one of the best ways we've seen to organize complex information
    and make it available to the public.

    Roland@cac.washington.edu has set up a WWW structure for back
    issues of the Desert Rat [See footer below.] but the Research
    Center has been working on a more elaborate structure pulling
    together a lot of diverse info on Area 51 and related topics (for
    example: a special section devoted entirely to "Modern Munchausen"
    Sean David Morton). Our only problem is that we need a reliable,
    low cost Web server to keep our files on. We've tried some
    commercial internet providers but haven't found what we need. We
    welcome advice from other users in finding a "home" for this
    material. (We would need direct FTP write access and require 5mg
    to start. Also, we want to be totally "above board"--paying by
    the mg if we have to--so we can stay at this server permanently.)

    NAME CHANGE. To reduce the confusion of our many names and
    aliases, our mail order arm, formerly "Secrecy Oversight Council,"
    has changed its name to "Area 51 Research Center." Frankly, the
    entire "Council" could eat from the same bowl, so we thought it
    would be more direct to call ourselves by the simpler moniker.
    "Secrecy Oversight" is still our game, but it seems that Area 51
    will remain our focus for some time to come.

    ----- ASK PSYCHOSPY -----

    Dear Psycho:

    "Are there any female 'Cammo Dudes'? If not, why not, and does
    affirmative action apply?"

    --stephenh@netcom.com

    Dear Stephenh:

    The C.D. force would never allow no bitches. Mostly solid
    white males, the pride of our country. You can see the Dudes'
    point of view, can't you? It is doubtful that women could keep up
    with the rigorous physical demands of the job (sitting around in
    Jeep Cherokees all day) or that they have the brainpower to outwit
    those clever tourists. Remember Tailhook? That's EXACTLY what
    happens when you let women in. We can't compromise national
    security or the integrity of the force. (Now don't get us wrong,
    we don't mind a piece of "A" now and then, but sometimes it's just
    too close for comfort.)

    Psycho

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